My pup is recovering smoothly from her knee surgeries and removal of her mast cell tumor 💕🙏 She is my sunshine so I’m glad I had a rain day fund! However, the $7.5K was more than I anticipated 😭 If my boyfriends want to take care of me by taking care of this bill, I would be forever grateful!

Is anyone familiar with the magazine. SW!PE? They are a magazine founded by the guards who work at New York's art museums. I was going to purchase volume three, but curious if they still have copies available to purchase since the last issue was published in 2012!

Cold plunge in Lake Michigan during the summertime is chef’s kiss. I’m so proud to call Chicago home 💕💕💕

HOTTIE

Mixed in cilantro, mint, homemade garlic confit, and szechuan peppercorn and garlic infused oil into Greek yogurt for an incredible breakfast spread :)))) Chez Qu is back, baby!!!! 💕💕💕

Celebrated pride with queer volleyball and dyke march, but nary a duo!!! Who will change that? 🥲🥲🥲

Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O could get it!!!!!!

She’s out of surgery!!!!!

Extremely excited to watch Jackass: Best and Last with my date for his birthday celebration!!! 💣💣💣 I feel so lucky that he’s always chosen me throughout the eight years to celebrate his birthday and I look forward to many more 🥹

Just a girl and her fivehead on the way to break some hearts ✨✨✨

🌉 San Francisco! I still have some availability on July 14-15. This tour is confirmed and I won’t be back for another year at least. Send me a love note to snag your spot. 💌

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Your girlfriend believes in the validity of the IMF* *International milf fund

Hauling my injured 70lb dog up and down my apartment stairs has unexpectedly become my new summer workout routine 😅😅😅 If my lovers are feeling generous and want to contribute towards a ramp, my shoulders would be forever grateful!!

Happy belated Father’s day from your favorite dog milf!!!!

While I am very grateful that I was thoroughly spoiled by my SF trip and my welcome back dinner to Chicago, I alas learned that my sweet baby dog will need surgery next Thursday for her torn CCL and her recently discovered mast tumor 😭😭😭 What a way to start the summer!!!! Life comes at you fast 😭😭😭

~To be a dweeb is to be free~

Fully booooooooked!!!! see you soon :) 💌 [email protected] to get on the Flavortown wait list

My new favorite magazine!! Stayed up til 1am cackling loudly as I read thru the archives

Finally learned how to filet a fish and take a massive e-bike up and down the bart escalator so I feel like I’ve done enough for this month!!!!!

My SF date book is nearly filled, I only have time left the evening of June 4th!!! 🥰 Thank you for showering me so much love from the incredible lunch dates, romantic coastal getaways, to a long awaited duo with @rosegibson.bsky.social 😭 I am so grateful 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Early 30‘s and loving every minute of my MILF (Man, I Iove Fellini) era 💕💕💕💕

Big reminder to everyone who bikes to please wear a helmet!!!! My sister was thrown from her bike this week and her helmet saved her. I used to be a vain motherfucker who hated wearing a helmet until I realized I could die lol

If you haven't made a effort to maintain our relationship via gestures (and we haven’t connected in over a year), I don't know you anymore. I appreciate all I've met along the way, but I only have time for clients who actively contribute to my happiness.

I wrote something about how to dress for your body type. I disagree with guides that approach this from a corrective POV (e.g. clothes that make fat people look slim, short people look tall). Instead, I think it's about learning how to express yourself in a language www.mrporter.com/en-us/journa...

Springtime has arrived in the municipality of Flavortown! Read the latest missive on my blog from thee cultural soft power force running Flavortown 🔥🔥🔥

It’s also time for attempt #2 to make tepache, a pre Columbian fermented beverage made from pineapple cores and peel 🇲🇽🍍

Summer is here which means it’s time to eat an entire pineapple in 48 hours season at Chez Josie

Finally brushing off the old mandarin books this month!!! My goal is one lessons a day via Mango 😭

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

Preparing for my trip to California by furiously searching “purple sea urchin gonad index california”

Alas my Wednesday night plans have been unexpectedly cancelled! 😭 Is there a gentleman in Chicago tonight who will restore the smile to my face? 🥹

Thank you to a certain someone who is a fairytale himself! I love physical media so I am STILL over the moon about the gift of Shelly Duvall’s fairy tale theater 🍿🎬 Counting down the days til our Point Break themed June extravaganza 🌊

The dress is doing 30%, posture is doing 70% ☕️

BAY AREAAAA, your favorite baesian is coming back for a little summer vacation this June with very limited availability SF Union Square: Jun 1-4* *the 3rd is already spoken for 💌: [email protected]

She’s HOT to go (biked 6 miles in heeled boots)

My day is 100X much better after stretching and moving to the Horton technique!! youtu.be/HwxEf7oNJa4?...

I’m stepping out of my comfort zone, and finally doing a little Chicago tour. Eek, I’m so excited. My dates are June 24th-27th. It’s been ages since I’ve been in this gorgeous city, and would love nothing more than dinner dates, lunch dates and museums dates with you. Let’s have a summer romance! ✨

Thank you so much to a very special someone of 8 years for not only tipping me so generously, but also for all the laughter and warmth you brought me during this long awaited weekend reunion 💕💕💕

I’m just a girl fingering this exquisite balustrade, looking for my Freak Lloyd Wright

This is the real Motaz. He and his wife have a child and are expecting another 🙏

Jesus fucking christ, the right have destroyed the voting rights act. We, as the left, need to stay organized, not give into the pit of despair, and fight back!!!

BREAKING NEWS 📰: The presence of angels in Chicago has been verified 😇 Available briefly for the entanglement of heavenly bodies in Chicago until May 24 🕊️

Also hanging out in the New York has gotten me very into ping pong…. So please invite me on a ping pong date! I am a poor player, but will wear my enthusiasm and passion on my sleeve and a tennis dress with a hemline that whispers of impropriety 😌😌😌

Your new favorite habit.

Had such an amazing time in New York :)))) Thank you to all my lovers, but especially a big round of applause to the very good boy who took care of me at Le Bernardin See you NYC in the fall 💕💕💕

Come hither ✨