To be real, I don’t care for lingerie. I’ve had new clients assume I want Agent Provocateur gift cards, but I’d much rather get one from Vuori or REI! So now I have a leftover $150 AP gift card. If any providers have a use for this, DM me & I will gift it to you 💝 📸 @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

Considering a brief trip to SF at the end of August.... please email me if you would like to help me solidify my SF plans 💌

“DJ, play Steely Dan’s “Josie” stat” 🎶

This pussy POPS for Prokofiev 🎹

Who’s your favorite vacation companion? ☀️🌊

Inside of you are two wolves… and they are both whispering to you to book the girl

Thinking of the time I was asked whether I was a Chinese Communist secret agent after sex ✨✨✨ #aapimonth

Guess my height 😈

Turning all the DILFs’ heads in my neighborhood as sundress season begins in earnest 😉😉😉

In the spirit of Anthony Bourdain, let’s use all the senses, and eat food worth spending time with. After all, good food with good company leads to good pleasure 🥰

Whom amongst us

Pope mobile blasting through the red light on lower wacker

Online now :)

Accountant I would like to fuck

Hellooooo my faraway jesters and lovers! This week's online schedule on my private fan sites! Mon: 7p-11p CST Wed: 7-11p CST Thurs: 7-11p CST Sat: Live cooking show at 7p CST! We'll be making vegetarian dumplings!!! Can I have a yes chef? 👩‍🍳

Happy MILF* day to all those who celebrate *Marxist I’d Like to Fuck

That one oomf from the West Coast* that thinks Minneapolis accents are a real panty dropper *me, it’s meeeeee

Today’s breakfast at Chez Qu: Whole milk yogurt topped with strawberries macerated with balsamic vinegar, chocolate coconut granola, a drizzle of olive oil, a pinch of sea salt, and a kiss from me☀️🍓 #foodsky #cookingsky

Good morning, how’s the view? ☀️

Manifesting a volleyball date this spring so I can thoroughly ogle a man with hairy thighs wearing a suggestion of shorts 🙏🙏🙏

Love referring to my doggie gate as “dog infrastructure”

Tonight I’m falling in LOVE all over again… with meatballs

Dear Chicago boys: I haven’t been properly kissed by any of you in so long… someone needs to take initiative to change that STAT 💕💕

Had such an amazing first date in Philly!!! I love connecting with another film nerd over amazing food and an even more delicious and intimate post show discussion 🎬🍿💦

listen up fellas

Thank you to a very special friend for the restorative weekend upstate 💕⛰️

It’s magnolia season which means pickling and syrup making!!! 🌸🌸🌸

Thank you Boston for the wonderful time and the artistic inspiration!!! See you next week New York and Philly! The sketch is my own of the ominous halls of the Christian Science building 🎨 #sketch #artsky

Rebranding to Wes Anderson GFE

I’m bringing my passion for graphic design AND you to the East Coast this week and next!!!! Which poster do you like the best? I designed them all myself🥹🥹

Love a man with a hairline like the Lake Michigan shoreline

Millennial status by doing sets of squats to Lady Gaga’s Fame Monster playlist 🪩🪩🪩

Auditioning for the cutest dumpling maker! Did I get the part?🥹

AI cannot replace the adhd gfe experience- 20 minutes late, and has 20 hobbies going at the same time

Thank you to the fabulous Florida lover for gifting me a Chewy giftcard, mother earth for the chives, and the mother Qu for the cleavage 💕💕💕

NYC 4/18-4/20 Columbia, MD 5/8-5/9 Baltimore 5/10-5/11 DC 5/12-5/14 Boston 5/15-5/16 Booking info in bio 😘

@meetjosiequ.bsky.social 🖤

Chez Qu update: My best congee so far made with a base of homemade stock of shrimp shells, shiitakes, kombu, ginger, and scallions ✨✨✨ I topped it with deep fried peanuts, scallions, homemade chili oil, poached and shredded chicken, cilantro, and pickled mustard greens 🥬

Dropping hints that me and @maggiefern69.bsky.social are touring Philly 5/30-6/1 and offering duos and trios with @rileyivyx.bsky.social 👀

The birds are chirping, the squirrels are fornicating, it's time for Josie's alter ego, Grill Bitch™, to emerge 🔥🔥🔥

I’m checking out the fallen fruit maps, but does anyone have any recommendations for their favorite public cherry trees in Chicago? 🌸🌸🌸 I’m trying to make Big Jones’s cherry bud bitters this year!! #chicago #foodsky #cooking #foraging

Welcome to Chicago!!!

Spring travels ✈️ Memphis: April 2-3 Boston: April 22-24 New York: April 28-29 Philly: May 1-2

Slowly making my way through the day with excruciating shoulder pain 😭😭😭😭

Monstera repotting season is upon us 🌿

How kissable am I today from a scale of 1-10? 💋💋💋

Why hasn’t there been fernet flavored toothpaste yet!!!!!

Tomie thee stallion @tomiebabydoll and Josie thee pony are making things official: We’re offering duos 🤠🤠🤠