Finally brushing off the old mandarin books this month!!! My goal is one lessons a day via Mango 😭

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

Preparing for my trip to California by furiously searching “purple sea urchin gonad index california”

Alas my Wednesday night plans have been unexpectedly cancelled! 😭 Is there a gentleman in Chicago tonight who will restore the smile to my face? 🥹

Thank you to a certain someone who is a fairytale himself! I love physical media so I am STILL over the moon about the gift of Shelly Duvall’s fairy tale theater 🍿🎬 Counting down the days til our Point Break themed June extravaganza 🌊

The dress is doing 30%, posture is doing 70% ☕️

BAY AREAAAA, your favorite baesian is coming back for a little summer vacation this June with very limited availability SF Union Square: Jun 1-4* *the 3rd is already spoken for 💌: [email protected]

She’s HOT to go (biked 6 miles in heeled boots)

My day is 100X much better after stretching and moving to the Horton technique!! youtu.be/HwxEf7oNJa4?...

I’m stepping out of my comfort zone, and finally doing a little Chicago tour. Eek, I’m so excited. My dates are June 24th-27th. It’s been ages since I’ve been in this gorgeous city, and would love nothing more than dinner dates, lunch dates and museums dates with you. Let’s have a summer romance! ✨

Thank you so much to a very special someone of 8 years for not only tipping me so generously, but also for all the laughter and warmth you brought me during this long awaited weekend reunion 💕💕💕

I’m just a girl fingering this exquisite balustrade, looking for my Freak Lloyd Wright

This is the real Motaz. He and his wife have a child and are expecting another 🙏

Jesus fucking christ, the right have destroyed the voting rights act. We, as the left, need to stay organized, not give into the pit of despair, and fight back!!!

BREAKING NEWS 📰: The presence of angels in Chicago has been verified 😇 Available briefly for the entanglement of heavenly bodies in Chicago until May 24 🕊️

Also hanging out in the New York has gotten me very into ping pong…. So please invite me on a ping pong date! I am a poor player, but will wear my enthusiasm and passion on my sleeve and a tennis dress with a hemline that whispers of impropriety 😌😌😌

Your new favorite habit.

Had such an amazing time in New York :)))) Thank you to all my lovers, but especially a big round of applause to the very good boy who took care of me at Le Bernardin See you NYC in the fall 💕💕💕

Come hither ✨

Guarantee I’ll be your new crush in a New York minute 💕 🍎NYC: April 23-24, 28-29 Only one spot left on my calendar for a dinner date… Are you the lucky saucy suitor? ✨

Extremely excited to cook a Kerala style eggplant curry for my friends tonight 🍆🍆🍆

Finally installed my bike lock mount 😅 it took 7 years lol but I’m so proud of myself

Reporting that the leftovers slap!!!!! Would absolutely recommend making the recipe!!!

And for all you sexy tax evaders, I’m available now to take your tax evasion advice on Sextpanther! www.sextpanther.com/josie-qu

Used the pythagorean theorem for the first time since high school geometry because a very sweet Chicago lover is helping me find a new projector for my home cinema setup 😅😍

Instead of paying your taxes, you should perhaps be paying me :)

Made a delicious meal of roasted chicken thighs in a chicken shwarma marinade on a bed of braised turnip greens 🫡🫡🫡

On that note, if the venue has a balcony it's all but guaranteed that I'm dancing up there. 🪩

Mistress of Flavortown’s Recommended Reading: The Cummunist Milfesto

I like to think race communism happens after the left wins the race wars in Fast and Furious

Learning how to mix music on Reaper for a personal creative project and wow... hats off to the DJs and audio engineers and mixers because I am in pain lol

Indianapolis has been lovely as always, and so looking forward to Detroit tomorrow through the 10th! Bondassage®️

To all my baddies who hate to see AI used in the news, you gotta get follow this starter pack!

The fact that Cuba faces American economic sanctions that are strangling their entire society while the US has been facing ZERO global economic sanctions as a consequence for their war crimes against Iran and Palestine. It’s deeply angering!

Thank you so much to a very special artist who sent this generous gift because of scheduling conflicts during my tour to Hartford, CT!!! You know how to keep a girl dreaming of our long awaited date 💕💕💕

I love this episode on the military origins and ethics of engineering! I‘ve often wondered why we have more engineers in the US working on the development of AI versus the delivery of clean water in poor rural areas... and this episode puts my question in excellent historical context!

Cumming to the wretched realization that I am suffering from an impoverishment of hot babes 😭 Please alleviate THIS bisexual’s ills, by considering a date w/ me and @gemdemilo.bsky.social @johnnybluebb.bsky.social @kurumigray.bsky.social @adrianamonet.com or any of the other hotties I crush on 😮‍💨

Mirthful milfs in YOUR area want to meet YOU

I loooove gently stroking the inside of my date’s wrist with just two fingers while we’re flirting over dinner 😌 It’s one of my favorite subtle ways to ratchet up the tension and build the seduction throughout our date 😈

After our wonderful omakase and movie date, he also made a generous donation to an immigrant rights org!!!!! What a way to stick the landing to my heart!

Espresso with homemade orange syrup made from orange peels is the best way to add brightness to my day!!!!

Every morning my dog wakes up with the revolutionary optimism that she WILL get the entire bag of shredded cheese despite all the times she’s been denied from her, and I think we can all learn from her lol

Considering my own Mystic Pizza arc by heading to Hartford, CT this April 23-24! 💌: [email protected]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, and free Palestine 🇮🇪🇵🇸

How are you going to ring in 2026? Come get lucky with me. 🖤

Extremely excited for steal your boyfriend‘s dress shirt weather ✨

Nothing brings me more joy than the arrival of my library holds!!!