almost 25k posts in like, 3 years? someone should shoot me with a gun

charli xcx voice I think i'm gonna unalive in this house

i'm from orange county (somehow both complimentary and derogatory at the same time)

i've only ever tasted tobacco through blunt wraps, i've never hit a nic vape or smoked a cig. i'm a gold star smoker

gwen stefani's evolution makes sense once u realize she's a white woman from orange county

we got hydroponic love and we smoke it www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXFX...

i could choose from so much. and yet it's never enough

oh what to jack off to

well, who amongst us hasn't been so gay off that tequila? open.spotify.com/track/5lFu1V...

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER DREAMIN OF YOU AS MY LOVER

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER DREAMING OF YOU AS MY LOVER

the fact that it's for fuckass emerald fennell 😭

charli being experimental will always gag me i fear

charli's first song since brat being THIS oh i know @jjbjr.bsky.social was gagged down

if there's beauty, say it's enough open.spotify.com/track/6lYUgm...

the other day my partner bought me the can of corn candle from trader joe's and i'm obsessed with it

the fact that they call them "reductions" and not sales

aesop doing a black friday sale.. no recession indicator has ever indicated

just tried to smoke out of the wrong end of my vape

thanksgiving is honestly white people's chance to shine in the culinary arts

i'm going to my partner's aunt's for thanksgiving and i don't think i've ever gone to a white person's house for thanksgiving. the turkey better be good or i'm firebombing the place

i was burning palo santo while doing it which is so me

burnt the tip off one of my fake nails earlier, oopsies

reminds me of one of my favorite channels www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXq...

snakerootin tootin

this and a blunt

falling asleep clutching my vape with an asmr video playing out loud on my phone

no perverts allowed on my page

i'm so glad i got out my winter blankie. nobody has ever been as cozy as me

Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.

i know entirely too much about astrology for a guy who doesn't get laid

when i was a kid i disappeared into the woods for 7 years with no memory of what happened and i turned out fine

Ask your doctor which beans are right for you

just ate a burrito so good i wanna pass out immediately after finishing it

time for my nightly locking in

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

Are you glorped up or spuzzed out? Ring the dinkle balow

wet noodles (ramen) or dry noodles (mi goreng)? lock in ur votes folks

1:30 am. i should make noodles

they said yes without even thinking about it lol

my cat clawed me and i bled all over my new sheets 😭

deleted my redgifs yayyy

democrats: Failed step one

me and the crew are out here smoking weed at the strangest times you ever heard of

what if instead of hate there was food for the hungry. just thinking out loud still. peace ✌️

i think i need to smoke weed now more than ever

ozempic taking fat bitches away from us… unforgivable