To Pimp a Chudlerfly

That's that me chudler

We should all move to Greece and just eat olives and feta and tomatoes all day

When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home

I used to be in your walls. Now I’m crawling into your ventilation duct to die.

just had to write in the care notes for my roommates to look after my cat while i'm out of town next week that he sometimes poops on his litter mat and that they'll have to pick it up in case he does it 🙄

it reminds me of a past lover who needs to remain forgotten. it's very summery so u should buy it now to prep for next spring/summer. very beachy, aquatic

if anyone wants to buy a 100ml loewe paula's ibiza perfume in original packaging from me, lmk. it's 80% full and i'm asking for $100 OBO.

people who blind buy fragrances ur braver than us marines... i have to have a lil sample first

asking for this for xmas tsu-lange-yor.au/products/the...

indie perfume brand based in canada that i want to try has no us stockists and tariffs were $30 when i tried to order 💔

they have such good music on How It's Made

can't decide what to watch on youtube. what if i just die

Snake root take some moon vine me sweet

will probably have to start wearing sweatpants to bed this week. Cause of woke

What if we kissed at the DTF?

i’m not a real californian cause i’ve never been to din tai fung

guys i have leftover chili cheese fries in the kitchen but i am soooo cozy in bed will one of u heat it up and bring it to me

it’s gonna rain for like a week straight starting tomorrow, i plan to stay inside with my partner and cuddle and eat tomatey soup and grill cheez

i sent in the deposit at work cause i was bored lmao ive done this like 2x in the past already

i sent in a deposit for these tattoos. i’m getting the cinamoroll balloons and pompompurin sleeping ones

I STRAY JUST LIKE A DOG ADDICTED TO THAT HEAVY FUCKIN

this is the reason the right doesn't care if trump is a pedo btw

Me remembering a majority of the country thinks women and children are property: Oh nice! Cool

sorting my followers into #cursed and #blessed

snakerootin tootin

if u were born after december 31 1999 11:59 pm i don't see u as a sexual being. i'm babysitting u

yes i am aware that the man in this image is in his early 20s. i am also aware that i could go to brooklyn and see 12 men who look like this within 15 minutes. if u live in LA and are kind of skinny and weird contact me NOW

hoe attracting vs hoe scaring

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Sleep well, my sweet Uni

and after all this i still don't wanna listen to geese. LOL

I STRAY JUST LIKE A DOG ADDICTED TO THAT HEAVY FUCKIN

came again. damn i was riled up tn

HORNYYYYY

hoe attracting vs hoe scaring

weird and offputting (good) vs weird and offputting (bad)

i came but i'm still horny i blame the geese man

thank god he doesn't have a twitter cause i woulda @ him this already

yes i am aware that the man in this image is in his early 20s. i am also aware that i could go to brooklyn and see 12 men who look like this within 15 minutes. if u live in LA and are kind of skinny and weird contact me NOW

if ur a man who is in ur mid-late 20s and u look like this can u dm me i'm tryna see st

if u were born after december 31 1999 11:59 pm i don't see u as a sexual being. i'm babysitting u

i cheat on the first date

gwen stefani's evolution makes sense once u realize she's a white woman from orange county

i'm a visual learner btw

Whoever invented big boobs was a mad genius

nvm he was born in 2002 ABORT ABORT

he only has 81k followers on instagram, damn lmao