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new kelela time

it's pride month and i can't get two gay people to fucking rent out the rooms in my apartment? jesus christ

everything is terrible

Shitty day just got worse 👍 girl who was going to move in dropped out and now it's june and i don't have any roommates 👍 Yay 👍

EMERGENCY 🚨🚨🚨🚨 both of these rooms are available for move in ASAP. please repost this and boost or dm me!!

🚨Needles ahead- Being mouthy comes at a cost.

someone tip me so i feel better lmao cash.app/oxfordnecrotics

she was all nook no cranny

Every day we lick gods light from the base of its nuts all the way up its shaft but we do not permit it to cum

i have had an exceptionally shitty day lmao

any last words straight people?

face and body so fucking tea

Allegedly.

everything could be ok

A digital bitch you can't upstage #nsfwsky #puffynipples #bignipples #tattooed #inkedsluts #nsfw #altbabes

i remain very unimpressed with people today

LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE FATAL

is porn even allowed on mastodon. where the fuck else are sex workers posting that's not crazy censored

yeah idfk about the new nsfw profile labelling system, sounds terrible. hopefully i'm not affected by it already. but dw gang we're posting porn until the wheels fall off

it’s a great time to financially support your favorite sex workers on here

having a catty little gay opinion on the new kim petras record like i am wont to do

yeah, a couple really outstanding songs on kim's album but the frost children production is really doing a lot of heavy lifting

the world's first gay incel

man the songs that AREN'T frost children produced are so obvious lol

i think the two of us are gonna end up going to the novo show at the end of the tour too...

last night i was still coming down and i was telling my friend about how i feel so complete and happy when i party

A DJ's worst nightmare... A deep house junkie

the frost children collabs have been very good for kim's music. it's not quite like her old music (which people have been claiming of this new album) it has an edge now, less bubblegummy

time to listen to this new kim album. wake UP @jjbjr.bsky.social

disclosure day tickets purchased, gonna see it in 70 mm at the vista

what the fuck should i even order for dinner

so exhausted. i was high off 11 grams of shrooms and 75 mg of edibles last night and i was tweaking all night coming down from it so i got like 3 hours of sleep. then i woke up early to travel back to LA and work the rest of the day

chubby girls get u hot, don’t they? #bbw

$10 tip means another pic for ur feed~ see how nice it is when i get tipped? #bbw

it’s my wagon and it’s wednesday. wild! #bbw

fatmogging everyone at the umru x underscores afters

hey it’s fucking friday. fat femme friday to be exact! #bbw

Celebrating the 30th anniversary of its controversial Cannes premiere, I wrote for @letterboxd.social about the autoerotics of ruin in David Cronenberg’s CRASH—his horniest, holiest (and holey-est), and most subversively hopeful film. letterboxd.com/journal/cras...

lol

my ass is really fat does anybody wanna grab it

should i wear this schoolgirl outfit again… if ur interested in a custom dm me

i literally lost an earring back at underscores last night cause i was so turnt

I talked to Kane Parsons about his incredible journey from turning a 4chan meme into a viral horror webseries at 16 years old and then the deeply unnerving feature film ‘Backrooms’—which is shattering A24’s record for opening weekend box office:

i don’t wanna go to work i wanna sit at home and scroll

man i wish someone would tip me so i could post pussy… it looks so fun…

twitter is so funny, my bikini pics are making waves and i’m not even naked