If I ran a local business, I'd be giving this kid free stuff for life

Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. But it’s also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.

Hope Stevie finds great success in the world outside of GMM, but man, it's going to be tough to adjust to. 😢

Instagram is nice and all, but I'd really appreciate the porn bots not reposting the obit post I made for my dead cat

Age verification? I remember when these guys were everywhere for some reason

Since it's #BlackHistoryMonth, and people are talking about #TheMuppetShow, just a reminder that the Harry Belafonte episode from the original series is very fun

The new #MuppetShow is everything I wanted it to be. Sabrina Carpenter is a perfect guest star, the comedy is on point, there's equal measures of warmth, weird, and wonderful! Disney would be stupid not to give a full series the green light!

The difference between small indie games and AAA games can be crazy. Like, imagine Civ VII just suddenly stops getting updates, and then after hours of searching, some rando on Discord tells you 'oh yeah, Sid Meier lost his house in that tornado, I don't think he's coming back'

Nothing wakes up the brain quite like some old fashioned Basement Jaxx!

This site has the juice, bay-bee🦋

Favorite hyper specific music genre: guy yells one weird phrase, then full-blown sax wailing instrumental

This Cornette face turn is crazy. Definitely not on ny bingo card.

You mean the episode about the man and his boy?

Show pitch for adult swim: Harvey Birdman reboot, but make it like Better Call Saul

At least we can still look back fondly on all those interviews where he got pissed off at people who just wanted to talk about Dilbert, and not his bullshit political views 😂

@gabifrost.bsky.social 🎵[to the tune of the theme from Shaft]🎵 It's not complicated, man, You just need to understand she's a trans womaaaan GABS! You're damn right!

Today is Sunday. Harmonic Convergence comes out in 49 days. I want to give 100 codes before then. Help yourself repost to share @freealbumcodes.bsky.social megainfinity.bandcamp.com/yum 63kn-y9me udyv-79k3 mqk6-vz64 fgnt-gg9m l2dt-u766 6bbt-jrxy zxx2-kdjr zqe5-6h8d n87b-kjbh wkwl-gksv

@exploding-girl.bsky.social! @evanbrady.bsky.social ate a green bean during the blessing!

Me, trying to remember how to do my job tomorrow after being off since Christmas

"STOP CALLING IT AI SLOP, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT IS PROGRESS AND GOOD FOR THE HUMAN KIND"

Never in my life would I have guessed this year would finish like this! Congrats, and a doot-doodle-oot-doot to you! 🇨🇦

Happy Boxing Day!

And now, as a special holiday treat, here's a famous clip of @kenborsuk1.bsky.social whacked out on wowee sauce!

How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party

In 1987, the California Raisins missed their bus, then made a sleigh out of garbage and flew it into space in the greatest holiday special out of all holiday specials hosted by clay dinosaurs. Here’s an old podcast with @mlerowley.bsky.social, @mserinmevans.bsky.social, & @imgonnadj24.bsky.social.

Even Pingu makes his own art Even if it’s hard and frustrating sometimes The computer doesn’t do it for him He does it himself Be like Pingu

Dammit Gabi! I saw this late last night and now I can't get this out of my head 🤣

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Me and who?

Rare Hank Flanders sighting

Face it, @exploding-girl.bsky.social, your cooking has only 2 moves: shake... and bake 🧐

Who's the greatest character in all of popular fiction and why is it Grandma Arbuckle?

online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times

This came to me in a dream

Hey, you know what's a good TV special? A Muppet Family Christmas. Please give this post 38,000 likes.

I have to look up some things for my work every single time I need to do them, but you bet your ass I remember every word of 'The Rye or the Kaiser' by @alyankovic.bsky.social

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends and followers! 🦃

I've been staring at this for like 5 minutes trying to figure out the funniest way to explain this to @gabifrost.bsky.social

CGI in a 30 year old movie: this is fantastic! I can make out every detail, even in the dark scenes! CGI in a modern movie: what the hell is that? It can't actually look that bad right? Do I need to screw around with my tv settings or something? [inspired by recent rewatch of LOTR films]

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

Ok, let's do this! Note: not in order of quality because that would be best impossible for me, just my top picks at the moment 1. Gangs of New York 2. Goodfellas 3. Cape Fear 4. Taxi Driver 5. The Irishman

I don't wanna go back to the office, but damn, you just can't get that kind of sauce working from home.

@therealjims.bsky.social In light of your Pokemon thingy, I wonder if you also knew about Disco Elysium. I made this skills wall featuring Homer 😎

HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.