All I want is to go outside and see an owl

One thing you won’t catch me doing is caring about Taylor Swift But I WILL read up on all the drama

Nothing and no one on earth is more consistently surprised by the existence of weather than the weather app on my iPhone

Figured out how to do something in Blackboard without having to ask for help. The club can’t even handle me right now.

Sinners is the most excited I’ve been about a film in a long time. I drive home from the theater and immediately thought, “I should go back”

The economic/psychological stress—->”Im going to become an urban homesteader” pipeline is very real.

If you use this post to dunk on coal miners and imply that they somehow deserve to die in indescribable pain because you assume they didn’t vote for the Democrat, you are a bad person

Breaking: the Trump admin has “temporarily” paused enforcement of a Biden-era silica rule that was aimed at combating the rising black lung crisis in Appalachia. Coal miners and their advocates have been fighting for *decades* to lower deadly silica dust exposure levels. www.msha.gov/notice-stake...

I know I’ve been stress thrifting too much when I roll into the Salvation Army and I recognize the song playing on the Christian radio station Also everything sucks enough that I felt like I had to download this app again Hello

🎄 NEW PODCAST: Today’s Christmas special is another one that only aired once and almost disappeared forever. From 1987, it’s “A Mouse, A Mystery, and Me,” with @ieatvideogames.bsky.social and @mlerowley.bsky.social! 🎧 adventcalendar.house/episodes/a-m...

I went to get a plate for my new car over a week ago but I couldn’t immediately find a screwdriver so I’ve just been driving around with it in the passenger seat My lil car buddy

Y’all still doing happy birthday twice when you wash them hands? Don’t lie to me

The iPhone moving the location of the safari search bar every few months seems like a plot to make me, personally, insane

I just ate half a can of mushrooms and some summer sausage in bed. Is this what they mean by “girl dinner”?

Reskeet with a pic and your age 41

A fun thing about camping is that you can disconnect from technology and discuss the really important issues like, “what kind of bug is that?” and, “how many times has this man been to the dump station?”

I don’t care about The Discourse I just want a forum in which to share that yesterday I went to Plato’s Closet and I met a dog named Biscuit Is this the place for that?

I was gonna go to yoga after work but then I put on a cute dress and I want to maximize my time in it

I am MANY years late to this but listening to @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com reading his Norse Mythology is a delight. And it’s made for a nice change to my gym listening.

Recommended listening ahead of tomorrow’s new episode: Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas Celebration, with Erin Evans, @mlerowley.bsky.social, and @imgonnadj24.bsky.social 🎧 https://adventcalendar.house/episodes/claymation

Fascinated by dudes who can’t get through a grocery trip without calling their wives for backup

Dang what are all these Mediocre Whites gonna do when they still don’t get into Harvard?

Scrolling through job postings on LinkedIn only to realize that I don’t actually want to do any job I qualify for…or any job at all

Listening to the audiobook of the first Harry Dresden novel and Butcher certainly writes women…in a way

So it’s just…it’s just the same, then?