worth mentioning that 78,000 families are impacted and bitcoin is not real

"yeah we're going to defend america by shooting missile the weight of an empty F-104 at bomber formations" "the missiles are tipped with nukes"

text I just got from a friend: “What level of membership did you choose for Hyden’s newsletter that he’s doing an Extremely Your Shit column about Ryan Adams through the lense of Lydia Tar?”

the cat really got his ass open.spotify.com/track/77Bn4Y...

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

it’s funny that ice guy was like “you’re a domestic terrorist now, in the terrorism computer” and then walks away. thank you for protecting america

really can't help feeling like major difference between the awards season reception of The Brutalist and The Testament of Ann Lee is that the former was about a man and the latter is about a woman

Show us more of that Kacey Johansing record hiding underneath

tried to go over to Discogs to look at prices for Sufjan Steven’s 2004 release “Greetings from Michigan, The Great Lake State” but accidentally googled Disco Stu instead

pro tip: if you ever want to deploy this gif, search “fiber optics”

The moment it was crystal clear we were in the worse case scenario, was exactly a year ago when Trump pardoned every single Jan 6 perpetrator, including the ones that beat the crap out of cops and were convicted of seditious conspiracy.

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

I’ve never been the worlds biggest Pitchfork guy, but opening up music rankings on a high profile site after we’ve seen this weaponized against media created by women and people of color time after time seems like a Big Mistake. pitchfork.com/news/how-to-...

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Violent Tyranny. Intolerable

He’s at a whiskey desk, he’s at a vodka desk, he’s at a lager desk, he’s at a cider desk.

glory to the Republic and the martyrs who defended her

For months, Trump’s DHS has wreaked lawless havoc in our neighborhoods. Tear gassing infants, families, and police. Firing their weapons at peaceful citizens. Killing innocent people. It’s brutal, unconstitutional, and out of control. It must stop. Kristi Noem must go. Now.

There's a good reason that section 3 of the 14th amendment was written and no good reason that it was ignored in 2021. We'd be living in a very different world now if we had taken what the constitution says seriously

gods we were so much younger then

It's fucking great trying all these different cocktails.

Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician

disappointed there wasn’t a donald fagen cameo in marty supreme

my dad texted and asked “are you watching” and I said “no I made a fire outside and had two and a half beers with two good buds. we heard a fisher cat.”

hanging out with a bunch of elder millennials the night before NYE, listening to the Marty Supreme Official Playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

not just that…..Luke and Leia have *cousins* on Naboo. Padme had sisters and had nieces!

Welp. This is the 30th time Santa didn't bring me a Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness CD. Maybe next year.

Ben Burtt is single handedly responsible for a dozen sounds you can hear when you close your eyes. he’s up there with Ralph McQuarrie for making Star Wars what it is.

bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public

the vice president is a klansman

Where the buffalo cruise

we did rooster at karaoke and we scared the hoes

They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.

GLORY TO THE GREAT KHAN

it’s 10 degrees out, had a fairly good work day, and the wife is out. time to put on my favorite Christmas movie.

1980, eighty four, eighty eight, ninety two too, too open.spotify.com/track/7DPOTE...

is the Russian number going down because they’re sending all those guys to Ukraine?

I think that an underrated reason why people are going to the movies less is the reason why I like doing it - you can't use your phone in there

gotta be honest: love when a museum just straight up has a room that’s just a room from back in the day. or several of them. incredibly cool shit that I am here for every single time.

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

Neither Donald Trump nor any Supreme Court majority can “roll back” birthright citizenship. It’s a power the people have never granted them.

we gotta talk about this person who listened to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness for almost 46 full days this year

That's right... Harrison Ford

“let he who has not fucked up rice cast the first stone” is the undergirding principle of my marriage

Oh my god. He's so fuckin real