I hope the real people fiction haters never find out about muses.

Idk man maybe the millennials should have stayed undiagnosed

I got a massage and it was great but any time I was not actively being kneaded I kept thinking how alarming it would be if the massage therapist clipped a clothes pin to the end of my nose.

Ok abolition but not for people who wear flip flops

bro substack notes is full of people high on their own supply jerking themselves off about how beautiful and creative their MINDS are and how no one understands them and I am begging them to get a journal and burn it in their backyards at midnight and leave me out of it please

hey guys my job here is to REPOST, got it? I'm a REPOSTER. I hunt, I gather, I REPOST.

I wrote the poem this time! Say hello to my good friend, 💖clinical anxiety💖

L become INDISIPINABILE ^

stop being surprised when corporations are evil challenge

You're in his DMs I'm farting two cans of beans for lunch into my sheets we are not the same

I just coughed so hard I gagged in case you weren't already in love with me before knowing that.

Jeni's ice cream isn't that good and there isn't that much sex in ACOTAR. NEXT!

The US is the wealthiest country in the world, and it has decided, among other atrocities, not to protect its own children from preventable diseases.

Buy a pair of shoes for someone who needs them! It's a tangible thing you can do!

I've decided I'm going to get pho for lunch and now it's the only thing I can think about

When is the nobility going to get their belly full of some overeager upstart poisoning the government and grubbing power for himself and manipulating the ruler for his own personal gain and invent a brand new execution style to rid the country of his malfeasance?????????

here's the thing: I don't want to

I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems

When it's a Monday but you'll greet the horror in your stride.

I just... I love Kendrick so much. An inspiration to haters everywhere. The thinking person's hater.

it's always fun when the lord strikes down your enemies and makes mighty the hand of the righteous and richly rewards them in battle go birds

Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.

I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. It's time to break my silence: children's book author and newly named 2025-2026 National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature Mac Barnett is very hot.

Idk guys at this point the times feel precedented.

The Rakes are back for Season 3 with THE COUNTESS CONSPIRACY by Courtney Milan. Featuring friend of the pod @haleystew.bsky.social, we discuss labor, hot girl hobbies and kissing in this long time favorite book.

me if you even care

Read The Feather Thief.

Movie cover jump scare in the unboxing

Ah the 18th century, a wonderful time of high culture.

wake up welcome to 2016 I'm the first person to read The Essex Serpent and have feelings about it

I'm playing a beautiful, hand-drawn puzzle game that just called me stupid to my face and then gave me a wedgie and pushed me down. :(

pretty fucked up that nobody has poured jewels and ducats at my feet today, nor offered me alabaster jars of the finest unguents. pretty weird if you ask me

Haley liked this thread.

at this point I'm just hanging on for the hope of my Girl Scout Cookie order. After that, who knows

hi everybody! soo exciting to run from app to app like a plague rat fleeing the whims of the dork ass losers who control our freedom of expression! what a chill and sustainable media landscape!!

Respectfully & from the bottom of my heart, if you think anything in the world could justify this, you’re a monster or an idiot or some impressive combination of both.

I mean this is basically that banned Washington post comic right? all major social media companies available in America have a troubling relationship with the US government. tiktok is just telling you they kissed the boot

~I'm not going back, btw ~

so basically americans can get back on tiktok but only after reading a "hail trump" pop-up message cool cool cool

Me leaving the church: I don't want to be a bigot. People who told me they loved me every time they saw me: Enjoy hell! ✌️😘

‪I'm proud to say that @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social and I can reveal the cover of DEAD ENDS - our kids' book about medicine's flukes, flops and failures! Pre-order SIGNED copies here from @mysteriousbookshop.com : bit.ly/40wADvo Pre-orders are vital to a book's success. Reposts much appreciated!

which character from fiction am i most like? probably the one who is more beautiful than the other characters and is also never wrong about anything.

Me at a party, leaning in, loudly to be heard over the music: SO HOW OFTEN DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT CRIMSON PEAK

oh look it's all the things I painted and cut and wove and glued in 2024! admire them!

Took my four year old to see The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) and leaving the theater she said "maman, Dantes couldn't escape prison as long as the prison was his own mind" 🥹

I don't want anyone to look at my bones unless this description will apply. Printing this post out as official documentation.

Every day it breaks my heart to know that this level of misery is being inflicted on people, and that it's being done with American tax dollars that could be providing care for sick instead of slaughtering them.

The tiny cut that was my hate for Influencer Culture has become infected and is now a festering, gangrenous lesion that is poisoning my blood and will probably kill me. (I need to unfollow some people.)