Haley
@haleystew.bsky.social
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I hope the real people fiction haters never find out about muses.
5 months ago
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Idk man maybe the millennials should have stayed undiagnosed
5 months ago
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I got a massage and it was great but any time I was not actively being kneaded I kept thinking how alarming it would be if the massage therapist clipped a clothes pin to the end of my nose.
5 months ago
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Ok abolition but not for people who wear flip flops
8 months ago
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bro substack notes is full of people high on their own supply jerking themselves off about how beautiful and creative their MINDS are and how no one understands them and I am begging them to get a journal and burn it in their backyards at midnight and leave me out of it please
8 months ago
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hey guys my job here is to REPOST, got it? I'm a REPOSTER. I hunt, I gather, I REPOST.
8 months ago
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Teresa
8 months ago
I wrote the poem this time! Say hello to my good friend, 💖clinical anxiety💖
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Bits
8 months ago
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Dr Christina Faraday
9 months ago
L become INDISIPINABILE ^
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stop being surprised when corporations are evil challenge
10 months ago
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You're in his DMs I'm farting two cans of beans for lunch into my sheets we are not the same
10 months ago
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I just coughed so hard I gagged in case you weren't already in love with me before knowing that.
10 months ago
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Jeni's ice cream isn't that good and there isn't that much sex in ACOTAR. NEXT!
10 months ago
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Guy Gavriel Kay
10 months ago
The US is the wealthiest country in the world, and it has decided, among other atrocities, not to protect its own children from preventable diseases.
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Jaya Saxena
10 months ago
Buy a pair of shoes for someone who needs them! It's a tangible thing you can do!
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I've decided I'm going to get pho for lunch and now it's the only thing I can think about
10 months ago
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When is the nobility going to get their belly full of some overeager upstart poisoning the government and grubbing power for himself and manipulating the ruler for his own personal gain and invent a brand new execution style to rid the country of his malfeasance?????????
10 months ago
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here's the thing: I don't want to
10 months ago
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pablo
10 months ago
I bring up
@mattielubchansky.com
's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall
10 months ago
When it's a Monday but you'll greet the horror in your stride.
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Dr Eleanor Janega
10 months ago
I just... I love Kendrick so much. An inspiration to haters everywhere. The thinking person's hater.
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it's always fun when the lord strikes down your enemies and makes mighty the hand of the righteous and richly rewards them in battle go birds
10 months ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
10 months ago
Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
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I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. It's time to break my silence: children's book author and newly named 2025-2026 National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature Mac Barnett is very hot.
11 months ago
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Idk guys at this point the times feel precedented.
11 months ago
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Reformed Rakes
11 months ago
The Rakes are back for Season 3 with THE COUNTESS CONSPIRACY by Courtney Milan. Featuring friend of the pod
@haleystew.bsky.social
, we discuss labor, hot girl hobbies and kissing in this long time favorite book.
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me if you even care
11 months ago
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Read The Feather Thief.
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11 months ago
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Movie cover jump scare in the unboxing
11 months ago
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The Fake History Hunter
11 months ago
Ah the 18th century, a wonderful time of high culture.
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wake up welcome to 2016 I'm the first person to read The Essex Serpent and have feelings about it
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so it turns out I love agony
on Sarah Perry, mostly
https://open.substack.com/pub/haleystewfart/p/so-it-turns-out-i-love-agony?r=fih7g&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
11 months ago
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I'm playing a beautiful, hand-drawn puzzle game that just called me stupid to my face and then gave me a wedgie and pushed me down. :(
11 months ago
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Jared Pechaček
11 months ago
pretty fucked up that nobody has poured jewels and ducats at my feet today, nor offered me alabaster jars of the finest unguents. pretty weird if you ask me
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11 months ago
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at this point I'm just hanging on for the hope of my Girl Scout Cookie order. After that, who knows
11 months ago
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alix e. harrow
11 months ago
hi everybody! soo exciting to run from app to app like a plague rat fleeing the whims of the dork ass losers who control our freedom of expression! what a chill and sustainable media landscape!!
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Amal El-Mohtar
11 months ago
Respectfully & from the bottom of my heart, if you think anything in the world could justify this, you’re a monster or an idiot or some impressive combination of both.
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Chels
11 months ago
I mean this is basically that banned Washington post comic right? all major social media companies available in America have a troubling relationship with the US government. tiktok is just telling you they kissed the boot
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Chels
11 months ago
~I'm not going back, btw ~
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Chels
11 months ago
so basically americans can get back on tiktok but only after reading a "hail trump" pop-up message cool cool cool
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Me leaving the church: I don't want to be a bigot. People who told me they loved me every time they saw me: Enjoy hell! ✌️😘
11 months ago
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Adrian Teal
11 months ago
I'm proud to say that
@drlindseyfitz.bsky.social
and I can reveal the cover of DEAD ENDS - our kids' book about medicine's flukes, flops and failures! Pre-order SIGNED copies here from
@mysteriousbookshop.com
:
bit.ly/40wADvo
Pre-orders are vital to a book's success. Reposts much appreciated!
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mattie lubchansky
11 months ago
which character from fiction am i most like? probably the one who is more beautiful than the other characters and is also never wrong about anything.
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Me at a party, leaning in, loudly to be heard over the music: SO HOW OFTEN DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT CRIMSON PEAK
11 months ago
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oh look it's all the things I painted and cut and wove and glued in 2024! admire them!
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haley's best of 2024: crafts
it's mostly cardboard
https://open.substack.com/pub/haleystewfart/p/haleys-best-of-2024-crafts?r=fih7g&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
12 months ago
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Took my four year old to see The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) and leaving the theater she said "maman, Dantes couldn't escape prison as long as the prison was his own mind" 🥹
12 months ago
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I don't want anyone to look at my bones unless this description will apply. Printing this post out as official documentation.
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12 months ago
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Josh Gondelman
12 months ago
Every day it breaks my heart to know that this level of misery is being inflicted on people, and that it's being done with American tax dollars that could be providing care for sick instead of slaughtering them.
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The tiny cut that was my hate for Influencer Culture has become infected and is now a festering, gangrenous lesion that is poisoning my blood and will probably kill me. (I need to unfollow some people.)
12 months ago
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