Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

The pope never mentioned Dr. Donald Jesus Trump by name when speaking against war. Trump just told on himself. His Holiness could do the funniest thing ever now and denounce rape or tax fraud in general terms… just to see what would happen.

The authors of the four Gospels of the New Testament.

Pope Leo:

Exactly one year ago today:

Free pop culture meme/joke idea: Erika Kirk’s use of a black and white palette with gold accents for her branding is basically the same as Angine de Poitrine’s colour way.

To be fair, Doug Ford said he’d “stop the gravy train”, not the gravy plane. 🙄😡 #onpoli #DougFord

Hey Ontario, your premier just bought himself a $30 million private jet. Think about that while our schools and hospitals crumble. What an ass.

You suck, Paul Calandra.

More like Orban’t am I right?

Trump: Pope Leo is terrible at MMA fighting

‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Plot That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to read books in a Scottish Highlands cottage during a pouring rain whilst enjoying a plate of emotional support cinnamon rolls?

25th Amendment or what are you even doing? Articles of Impeachment or what are you even doing?

Is anyone else having trouble just, you know, getting on with the day today?

Weird Al. And Bizarro Weird Al.

Wow, April already.. #GoodMorning #Bonjour

It turns out that it’s one thing to shoot someone on fifth avenue and stay popular, it’s another to raise gas prices at every pump in America.

If I want to predict how angry and therefore motivated right-leaning low-propensity voters (i.e.: Trump’s key demographic) feel, I would look at nothing so much as prices at the pump.

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [extendid lute solo] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

Ads when I was a kid: "go buy this toy! When you push a button it swings a sword!" Ads now: "you can parlay the over/under on short selling tokens, with a 30% arbitrage if Iran bombs a major US city by the vernal equinox (Greenwich time)"

Why did they make him look like he’s doing a gorilla impression tho?

Toronto could learn from this. We need to clean out the corporate shills and useless buffoons from our city council.

Somehow Richard Mille is dumping sponsored content in my feed as if I have million dollar watch money.

Holyday is deeply unserious if this is his reasoning. In a crowded field he is far and away the worst city councillor.

The Jetsons lied to us

They want to play army while telling us to leave our car keys by the front door as a way to deal with auto theft.

In Doug Ford’s world, “politicizing” means disagreeing with Doug.

You may call it lazy not to toast them, but once in a while I do enjoy Pop Tarts tartare.

I don’t particularly care for Bourrie, but this is unhinged behaviour on the part of Jesse.

Poilievre appears on Joe Rogan podcast after accidentally polling too well with women

Albany and/or Utica should institute a “steamed hams” festival.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

When they try this in Toronto there’s always a handful of noisy residents who denounce it as destroying the “character” of the neighbourhood.

Lock Isaac Chotiner and Louis Theroux in a room after instructing them to expose the other one.

Any updates on the war that is not a war that is basically over but also just beginning, the war that will not hurt the economy but if it does it is the enemy’s fault, the war against a powerful and dangerous foe who is easily defeated? That war? Or non-war?

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

this says it all. 🙃🙃🙃

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

They should make the entire planet of the apes musical from the Simpsons as an actual musical.

Kristi right now frantically trying to see if she can keep the bang plane.

One of the greatest accomplishments of any band is AC/DC finding not one, but two guys who could sing like they were Starscream’s drunk uncle.

LARRY DAVID (Increasingly frustrated): Jesus, Cheryl! I thought you’d go on one date with him and it would be funny!

I am not going to defend the entirety of the Nonconformist tradition by any means, but at times you really feel the lack of politicians who can speak like they're the guest preacher at the Sedd Fawr in Bethesda Chapel

For love ys so ancient a worde And love dareth thee to care for The folke upon the brinke of despayre And love asketh thee to chaunge ower waye of Caringe about owerselves Thys ys ower last daunse Thys ys ower laust daunse Thys ys owerselves undir pressure undir pressure pressure

Telling that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor got taken down over insider financial disclosures and not the alleged assaults.

What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?