Well well well—what in the bottom left quadrant have we here.

Os are juiceless

Someone said it back in May that this team is just going to seesaw every couple of weeks giving you hope that they’ve finally turned a corner to compete for a wild card spot but never even make it to the .500, and then those upswings will just get fewer and farther between after the all-star break

(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this

Hm. 🐦 https://x.com/AlexFast8/status/2063702397638111483

Everything going terribly so of course they can’t even get a bunt out of the dirt and into the grass

Cursed team

After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with

This makes sense given ASM’s transition to a diversified multinational industrial conglomerate whose focus has shifted beyond its traditional role as a professional society for American microbiologists Wait no

Excited to announce that our pitcher tab is now live on our stats page! There’s still work to do, and we welcome feedback, but you can see some cool stats compiled and updated daily specifically for O’s batters & pitchers. Check it out 👇: birdlandmetrics.com/visualizations/orioles-player-stats

THE CHONKY BIRDS ARE UNDEFEATED IN PRIDE MONTH 29-32

And we are live! Massive thanks to everyone who contributed to this. Reading your posts made me so much madder than I ever knew was possible

We’re going to win 11-8 after being up 10 runs in the eighth while losing Cano for 1.5 months. Cursed team

Thrasher’s fries are more suitable for the seagulls that steal them than for humans that buy them

Kevin Brown shouting out Mahaffey’s wings

THE POPE IS QUOTING GANDALF!!!

Ready or Not 2 is better than any sequel that essentially rehashes the original has any right to be. Already wondering how they’ll justify a third. Such a great balance between bloody, schlocky horror and dark comedy.

There's a story about the mix for Carpenter's "The Thing". So they're playing back the reel with the Blood Test Scene for Carpenter and the team and as the scene progresses, there's this slowly building rumbling sound... /1

COWSER YOU BEAUTY

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A true fact about Trump's stock trading- I ran the numbers and Trump traded up to ~$700 million in stock in Q1 of 2026. All 535 Members of Congress made a total of ~$635 million worth of trades in 2025. So Trump bought and sold more stock in 3 months than all of Congress put together did last year

That sucked

So we're ~$300 in the hole after taking him back to the vet. We can manage, we signed up for this and knew what it would take, but it is a tiny bit stressful as I'm about to head into 7 weeks of little work in June-July If you're able to help/share it would mean the world Paypal/Venmo: kfoleyfl

Instructors are being fired over protected speech & entire departments are being axed because they study content that certain administrators and lawmakers don't like. But sure, let's call this a "new and compelling" take on the rolling 10-year-old story about why Oberlin students are overly coddled.

I always say I don’t need a fancy camera and then I luckily catch sight of a new warbler and effffffffff #birds

Sadly no picture of the Canadian Warbler in our tree this morning, but captured this fun little meeting #birds

If you think this Orioles team is going to suddenly turn this season around, you’re going to have a bad time

Slot is actually going to get himself sacked isn’t he

this is also one of my hobbyhorses. you want a better caliber of lawmaker? you want to reduce the odds of corruption? pay them more. a lot more.

More like OriLOLes

This was, in all seriousness, the point of the Harper’s Letter

First sighting of a catbird at the house!

“I don’t have a ticket” #LastFourWatched

"As is so often the case with commentary about the emergency docket, the Court’s defenders make arguments that sound outwardly reasonable, but that depend entirely on cherry-picking their examples and ignoring the counterexamples." Me on the barrage of commentary attacking the Times' #SCOTUS scoop:

Ignoring the whole he’s a cop angle, the fact this dude still has a DL is a big WTF are we even doing when it comes to kids/school safety

Ugh too early in the year to be annoyed with Os

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

light em up, muplighters www.edsbscharitybowl.com

When do we get to see good at hitting Henderson?

A pretty comprehensive takedown of JD Vance by a Catholic priest, Msgr. Arthur Holquin open.substack.com/pub/liturgya...

The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit. www.wired.com/story/madiso...

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

ME:

The new Trump-apologist line on Orban—“if your entrenched ruling party can lose everything in a wave election, you are not living in an authoritarian state”—is fallacious, factually wrong, and something they provably don’t believe. Unless they’re prepared to abide Trump-style abuses turned on them.

As someone who loves small cars, this was so satisfying! Long live the Econobox www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

wheeeeeee!

This is NUTS www.thehandbasket.co/p/trump-usai...

People will be closely studying how Hungary's opposition pulled off their win in such a pro-incumbent system. Important to note that the theme was corruption. Democrats need to get much better at calling out Trump's corruption.