So yall just not going to let me know Gnarls Barkley dropped a new one? I see how yall are.

Of course it did. They took their shots, they didn’t develop—but their window is still now, so had to spend draft capital to get the sure thing.

Machado at third base is the most fun I’ve ever had watching the Os on defense Followed by: Alomar at 2nd (before we really knew how horrible he was), Mullins at CF and steady Cal at SS

If you want people to watch your movie—make it a trailer is horrible advice.

But any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic 🙂

🧵 What does this photo make you think? To me, it represents loud noise and how humanity intrudes on every other being without giving them the least thought. I'll tell you why I took this photo. It was a break from work after a conference in Vancouver on the west coast of Canada.

Really glad to hear Wells outlook on going to the pen. I wish the Os had made that their plan with him earlier, but now that it’s here I’m glad he embraces it. I honestly think his stuff is good enough to get to number three in a rotation—but you don’t get to prove it if you’re on the IL.

Remember when you had to replace bulbs every six months to a year.

I remember when a gig was an absurd amount of memory for an application to use. Context: my MacBook Air ran out of memory (16 gb system, Chrome reported 32 gb)

Don’t stop there—we’re anti-war, anti-discrimination as well. And we’re happy to accept the consequences

Bob Power you there?

It’s a good starting point to assume you’re not an expert on anything you haven’t read a book about. And once you reach that level, it’s a good starting point to assume you’re not an expert on anything you can’t write a book about.

Cabins in the Sky

I’m sorry, what?

Michael B. Jordan has won Best Actor at The Actor Awards for ‘SINNERS’. See the full winners list: bit.ly/ActorWins26

A lot of people are terrified of bringing kids into this world and I get it. I’ll share with you a surprising insight from the long term studies of Baltimore youth through adults; read: a challenging environment. For parents, children were consistently the greatest source of joy and hope.

BREAKING: Child says they have "done their chores" before asking for "more screen time"

I’ve really gotten into the Agatha Christie Poirot mysteries by Peter Dinklage

Over heard while walking in the mall. Dad to daughter: “Did you like old balance?”

No but seriously; where these fish came from and what species they are is one of the great mysteries. I assumed it came in from one of my plants as fertilized eggs—but that should have happened in weeks, or months.

Aquariums are weird. Old tank: everything died except two Dalmatian platies (males) and a mudfish. In Nov, I moved to a new tank and reset. December: a tiny red fish appears. Weeks later: a small grey. Yesterday: an even smaller grey. I haven’t added any fish. Yet, the tank restocked itself.

I think companies are going to begin putting hard restrictions or new pricing for AI integrations. Reminds me of the api of everything—they started cheap and permissive and now it’s costly and restrictive.

And we are alive in amazing times, Delicate hearts and diabolical minds…

I’m not sure why I miss MD so much. I have access to all the world’s music now—and it feels so boring. I think it’s the curation—when I put together mixes, I thought about how everything flowed—I listened to a ton of music just to find the right song. Now I just tap and listen.

Booooo—injuries go pick on a different team.

Hatred is an idiot pill.

Who do you think you are? I am.

Rapidly Aging 23-Year-Old Already Unsure Who Half of Capitol Hill Block Party Lineup Is: tinyurl.com/2hmr9tuu

In the end, the real treasures were the aces we developed along the way.

From the ‘science is fun’ annals (Discovered via @jfmcdowell.com)

Morning.

Btw If you all don’t know this book, it’s a life cheat code.

Everyone needs to adopt this.

If Ike Irish makes the show as an Oriole and is good at least a dozen people related to me are going to buy his jersey

I texted my sister and asked if this was her mug. She said no, but I instantly wondered at what age did I start being able to identify my mugs in a lineup

Tech debt is a social problem

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The dilemma: Cooking for my daughter is one of my favorite things. Cleaning up after I cook for my daughter is one of my least favorite things

I can’t think of anything more important to an individual than identity.

I hope Mateo figures it out—he was one of my favorite Orioles to cheer for

Big Boi, Killer Mike, Tom Morello.

The fact that they sent him into the offseason, up until about a month ago, believing first base was his one and only position was an abject failure of planning. With Basallo, Mountcastle they had enough data to know that it would behoove Mayo to get 3B reps in as well.

Crime 101 asks what if Heat was boring.

the video game industry is a mess

Oh you know you can put my fiction on your syllabus like some professors in the know have? Afrosurrealism, Southern Black gothic, magical realism, speculative political, anti fascist literature, literature of Morocco's Years of Lead?👀

Just turned on National Geographic’s Pole to Pole and it’s so beautifully shot.

“When asked Thursday for an update on Westburg’s condition, manager Craig Albernaz said the 27-year-old is unable to participate currently … the goal is “to make sure that we’re doing our due diligence and make sure Jordan is in the best chance to play this year.”” Play this year… wow.

Don’t worry baseball season is right around the corner.

At it again with the white vans

I loved the virtual boy back in the day—but it did truly make me nauseous.