Fast fashion has not made everyone a fashionista.

I know Alvie is learning on the job. But in this moment I miss Hyde.

I'd add a whole range of movies--as varied as Weapons, The Housemaid, The Sheep Detectives, Project Hail Mary, The Drama, Iron Lung, and Michael--to make a case that we might be embarking on the first big realignment in ages. (Note: No sequels, and exactly one studio film out of the 9 I've named.)

Wait we really lost?

Oppo Taco. Back to Back

I’ve been listening to Baseball for a long time—and I’ve never heard of ducks on the pond.

The margin for error on these devices is greater than this.

Great RBI Rutschman

And I recommend you do a run lab, get a gait analysis or at the very least go to a true running shoe store and have them do an assessment versus taking these recommendations. Needs are truly different for individual runners and runner form.

Every time I took 18 credits I said never again. (Clearly I’m not that smart—but the point stands)

Never lose the plot that the point of all of this is to live—to experience things, to create, to obsess over the unique details that make the whole of your life

Happy Friday — what song always makes you happy?

#orioles rotation has a 2.09 ERA in the last 8 games

Grab the popcorn and listen in…

Didn’t he get the President he wanted?

What about that Knuckle Curve made Holliday think “this wicked beast is myyyyy pitch”

Quick someone promise a cow tattoo.

Back in my day a home run at least got you three at bats

Coby Mayo I am not a fan of your work—but I will accept your home runs as currency as long as you pay in volumes.

In which I realize—I’m not nearly ridiculous enough.

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

Cook at least 2x more meals than you eat out.

Quadray Ishmael Michael Jackson Randy Hymes I’m ready for the Ravens WR portion.

I’m not on TikTok or Instagram because short-form video is a very persuasive medium. When I read nonfiction or articles, my internal critique remains active — that’s not true, weak point, etc. Short-form video and talk shows move too fast to analyze in real time, so weak points end up landing.

Long shot, but if there's any special support in Austin, TX for people arrested during a mental health episode, I'd love to pass that info along to friends. There's already a court-appointed lawyer, and dates. I've looked up info about calling & visiting.

Today’s lesson is if we want to win we need to THAT DAWG

Mayo! It’s never too late to start raking

Great throw—and it makes me miss Manny’s highlight reel from third

I don’t like Berger Cookies

I love Gunnar batting second 2-0 so much better than 1.

Why do you keep messing with Holliday? Let the kid play. And why are we starting DFA in RF

This is true in life. Virtue signaling/ethics signaling is a very good strategy to not having your virtues or ethics put to test. No one asks Bob from accounting that is a stickler for every protocol to cook the books.

"As soon as you arrive, could you immediately take his leash off and then, after the fact, ask us if we’re cool with it?"

Cowser and Holliday did it!

If Holliday and Cowser play their cards right the Orioles could leave thing game with only two players batting below .200 Mayo and the Happless O’Neill Like “Pappy" O'Daniel but less useful with a bat.

Wait Baz has his 97 mph fastball now? It was 93-95 in the first.

Authenticity is an internal state.

I know we want our pitchers to throw strikes—but the corners are strikes too.

Cowser you can hit a HR here

If Colton Cowser hits another walk-off home run I’m going to tell him it’s time to cut the attention seeking and start hitting his home runs before we’ve all succumb to rage.

NYC, you have one month left to visit the Warehouse exhibition. Stop by when the library is open and come to our remaining events: www.thewarehousenyc.com

I actually thought this was satire and the cabin image was AI Slop—like oh they didn’t even get rid of the obvious errors like a start dial IN the steering wheel.

I’m a fan of no hitters like the next one but 6 BB 4 Ks across three pitchers really feels like a happenstance not a no hitter.

Take note Rubenstein Knicks fired their system architect and now they are in the finals.

Here’s the gift link A remarkable life.

If you live in Austin the monstrosities called egg roles sold at Whip My Soul particularly Oxtails and Cheesy Mac are exactly the cure to what ails you.

This will make some folks mad :). The best way for these grocery stores to work is if they use Baseball Prospectus subscriptions to get an edge over private grocery stores. Baseball Prospectus subscriptions are the one way for the state government to out perform private enterprises.

He skates to one song and one song only. Pitches middle in.