2 tonnes of For Small Creatures Such As We books is on the way to my house 💀 As soon as we've fulfilled the Kickstarter copies of Love & Lust, War, and Guide To Fauna will be up on blackwellwriter.com But you can already grab the PDFs over there or at itch.io/s/181083/for...

why all they talkin boat pokey mans

The three Ls: lol labour lmao

please don't look the grift horse in the mouth

lads, a caption is not alt text

The classic "If I were me, where would I have put this" moment when you tidied something up two weeks ago and now it is lost f o r e v e r

SWAMP WITCH

Another one this morning on the train: Dude finishes reading his (presumably slop and already out of date) book on AI agents, then goes to copilot to ask it to write an email that he can send to his kid’s school to say the kid is sick. Fuck. Me.

have yew seen pwometheus? its the pwequel to awien

The Fomoria Quickstarter now exists in physical printed form, if you're like me and vastly prefer dead trees over PDFs: pittrapshop.com/products/fom... thebreadwyrm.com/products/fom...

my sandbox is full of catshit. That’s the best you’re getting.

Challenged the "AI is here to stay" statement in a big workshop at DAYJOB™️ today and immediately got an email from someone in the workshop who agreed and wanted to talk to me more about it. Remember to speak up when you hear the lie, folks.

bro, if the update you’re offering is claiming to “increase productivity” I’m gonna assume you’ve done a shitty ai thing and not install it.

Starting book 3 of the Last Chancers: 🎶 Despite all my rage, I am still just Lieutenant Kage 🎶

I will always read ricocheting as “rickocketing” in my head, because that is exactly how I decided it was pronounced when I’d read it, but not heard it spoken, as a kid.

Listen, guys. The important thing is to always be innovating. That’s why I’ve come up with the idea of Wide Blood Cells. Now get to work and make it happen!

If you liked this experiment, I published a full piece today in the same vein: a text that gets 100 years older with every section, from a modern blog post to a medieval chronicle. It's a single story spanning 1000 years of English. See how far you get. www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

A poem about cats: What must it be like To dream And wake In comforting arms Without knowing You had dreamed Or woken?

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editing the sickos guy into nighthawks just to feel something

there once was an ugly little fuckin shithead pissbaby bullshit dickhead of a duckling. fuck that guy. zero redeeming features. swanning about like he owns the place.

The one and only benefit of Instagram inventing notifications in a desperate attempt to make you look at an account is that it’s now snitching on people who download the meta AI app, so I know who to block.

Alternative megalodon theory, where the mouth is actually v small compared to the rest of the body

As the old saying goes: Following 150k people and getting 12k followers back does not an £800 Kickstarter fund

the wegend of eepy howwow

Having money is not a skill, yet is the highest paying job.

I know we all love cheap stuff, but it must be said that these 30usd emergency commissions are charity *towards me* and not for the client. I cannot provide a professional level service for the price of a large argentinian pizza, without some important caveats

it … very much will work, and is not remotely wrong in principle; in fact, a *lot* of the problems we have now are because we go out of our way to not tax the rich citation: I'm a published research economist and I know what the fuck im talking about

tfw you finish your opponent with a swift blow to the head

Bro you keep saying “an ai enabled workforce” but what do you mean? Bro are you imagining a world where everyone asks a robot for help? Bro doesn’t that seem like a bunch of dummies not smarties? Bro you’re not focusing on the fact that expertise is required to edit convincing sounding material! Bro

This guy.

and on his birthday, no less!

You're alone in the club. Your phone is dying. Your mates have gone home. How fucked are you? The Wreckhead is a solo survival horror game about being the last one of your mates still out when you really shouldn't be.

I was inspired by these students to create a short (free) game memorialising their resistance which I called The White Rose Society. It is a one page print and play game

Completely forgot it was Ash Wednesday and it took a total of four people with ash crosses on their foreheads over the space of two hours for me to clock what was going on.

It’s illegal to hear “Whitechapel” and not immediately repeat it in a whispery cockney voice.

I bribe my players with little treats (XP, a little boost to any resource they can spend in game - Luck, Willpower, etc.) if they write fiction, draw pictures, make playlists, or otherwise engage with the game between sessions. I can't recommend it enough. This is delicious tribute.

If you have any projects that need graphic design and need not be rushed (and can do 50% upfront) I'm also good with that

Look, we only want to repeal this law so that we can kill people who the law currently stops us from killing. It's not a big deal, guys. Seriously. Aren't you sick of all the red tape about killing these people?

truly wild to me that the cheapest way to get from Reading to Abbey Wood is not, in fact, the purpose built line that runs from Reading to Abbey Wood.

Watching the death of thought with ai in realtime at work, as a guy continually prompts a model until it changes a single word in a paragraph, instead of just.. y'know, writing that word himself

What if we did og Inquisitor, but it's all turtles

This new pal has come to live with us: meet Sid. His back looks like a Rorschach test.

Wanna be a noble Green Shield Druid like Gruff? Wanna explore a world of hot dragons? Wanna see the consequences if you jam a load of messed up magic metal into your body? Wanna get your fortune told by the Clever Toad? Do you enjoy the world we're exploring every Sunday? Bring it to your table!

the mistake most people make is assuming people are gonna play their game, instead of cramming it into a shelf alongside other unplayed games. This is why your game should be either: - a visual extravaganza that draws the eye and elevates the shelf or - eminently crammable

Playing as Professor Cum in my misprinted Cluedo set

Stealing from MTG planeswalkers to design a hacking mechanic