Both my shoes AND both my socks have holes at the big toe today. I'm a cool dude.

29 August 2025: the day of the NINJA. NINJA BORG is now available! 🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io 🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com 🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org Pirates are lame. ❌🏴‍☠️

In case this seems like criticism, it's not. It's awe. I don't think I've ever seen a creative vision pulled off exactly as planned, and with so little care as to what anyone might think or how much the word "boner" really belongs in any published work.

NINJA BORG is a work of terrifying magnificence. It's an awful, terrible joke, told over and over and over again with world-desecrating confidence and the unreserved aplomb of Steven Seagal drop-kicking Margaret Thatcher in the throat. Round of weeping applause for @rugosekohn.com and @ninjaborg.com

A really enjoyable game of Tales of the Old West by @effektpodcast.org — Matthew fired a revolver at the leader of the outlaw gang and rolled on the critical hit table; getting 6 and 6 on a d66 wound table is very bad for your enemy's head intactness. This might be my favourite Year Zero version

"what you say with irony i say with sincerity" is a paraphrase of captain picard talking to q. but you are always allowed to paraphrase captain picard talking to q; it's always morally correct www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Playing the brilliant Mythic Mischief by @ivstudios.bsky.social. and probably not losing. Probably.

Check out this awesome new CY_BORG zine by... ME? #MorkBorg #BlorgMorg #SmorgBrog #MorlBorm #MorklerBorkler #MonkBonk #MoooooooooorkBooooooorg #MoBo #MorkMyBorg #MörkBorg #ÖBorg #ÖBörg #ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ #CY_BORG #SIE_BORG #SIGH_BORG #CYBER_MÖRK #Höshtag #BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORG

Check out this awesome new CY_BORG zine by @christianeichhorn.itch.io !! beyondcataclysm.co.uk/product/meat...

MÖRK ORG Quickstart Rules available now to download as a PDF from itch and DTRPG! cmlowryauthor.itch.io/mork-org-qui...

Got a lovely order together for the generous folks at @geekretreatuk.bsky.social Aberdeen!

Today I need to finish an illustration for the Character Creation page of MORK ORG. I'm going to share blow by blow. Here's what I've got so far

We've just updated out sale page, over 150 titles reduced for every RPG system imaginable beyondcataclysm.co.uk/sale/ #lastchance #sale #rpg

The board is covered in scraps, memos, and cuttings. One last chance before the case goes cold. We’ve already unlocked 20+ pages of digital content and 8 extra in the book. Solo Rules are still on the table. The case isn’t closed—are you in? #CörkBord #MörkBorg www.kickstarter.com/projects/all...

Impressive. I definitely want to approach our next project with more of a ready-to-finish approach than this one. In our defence we did lose our layout person early on, which doubled inhouse workload. I'm looking forwards to getting my hands on Muscadines!

This game is really doing something different with @morkborg.com and I'm all in for that!

Oh yeh, you know that cool, successful Kickstarter we haven't delivered yet? What's that? The QUICKSTART for MORK ORG is NEARLY READY???

When I die, I want my ashes scattered here.

1am photo of the stock room finally packed away!!!

Stock room before unpacking...

Deep into the Mirror Realm with @craiglighthouse.bsky.social at @tabletopscot.bsky.social

Destroyed @simonharper.bsky.social at @tabletopscot.bsky.social in our traditional game of @manticgames.bsky.social Dreadball

Our friendly @tabletopscot.bsky.social convention mental health tips from resident Beyond Cataclysm RPG nerd and doctor Chris... 1 drink water 2 eat food 3 take breaks outside 4 come say hi to us and use our stall as a retreat

Labelling things for @tabletopscot.bsky.social and getting ready to play Dreadball against @simonharper.bsky.social

For all of our US based friends, a number of our games are now available to purchase at Indie Press Revolution! www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Beyond...

Check out this exfiting new project by @allrolledup.bsky.social - www.kickstarter.com/projects/all...

I just lost real bad at @ivstudios.bsky.social Moonrollers #boardgames

Great news! Massive restock of MOTHERSHIP zines and pamphlets now available on our webstore - beyondcataclysm.co.uk/product-tag/... #rpg #mothership #tuesdayknightgames

We've got new podcast episodes! With guests @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social and @spicytunarpg.bsky.social Props to @jogbrogzin.bsky.social for the actual play quick-map beyondcataclysm.co.uk/podcasts/

Prepping for an impending fulfilment! Remember to share your hauls and tag @beyondcataclysm.bsky.social please #ink #fulfillment #rpg #haul

Help our friends at @rivetheadgames.bsky.social fund their latest Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/riv...

Another MORK ORG spread finished this week

Anyone in the UK planning to go to @aireconuk.bsky.social AIRECON NW ? acnw.airecon.co.uk We're not exhibiting, but I might go play some games...

Who's getting excited for Table Top Scotland? 1 Month to go, so we're making a daft table for the programme!!

@beyondcataclysm.bsky.social thanks for the hardback of Wander home! Arrived safe and sound today.

Might seem like ridiculous privelege and #firstworldproblems stuff, but I'm genuinely upset that the steam tank on my coffee machine has stopped working. I bought it like 6 months ago and it's my daily treat...

After several hours, and a lovely soundtrack from The Beths, I've finally finished the first page for the weapons selection of MORK ORG. Included is the MORK BORG spread for reference

Back this game please it's very fun and beautifully designed 🫡

Our place to talk! - discord.gg/6zRS9chH4S

Losing to a 12 year old at Mythic Mischief by the amazing @ivstudios.bsky.social #boardgames

People with qualifications in Medical Education consistently seemed to be worse natural educators than people who did it for fun. Suspect same would be true here...

Sharing for our UK friends who might be looking! - Darryll

Coffee and Kingdomino Duel!

Anyone off anywhere this summer? I'm in a rip off American diner but worth it for the root beer

It gives us great pleasure to announce that Wanderhome is back in stock!! Don't sleep on this... beyondcataclysm.co.uk/product/wand... #restock #wanderhome #jaydragon #import #uk #buynow

Playing @buttonshy.bsky.social Glass Garden before our cafe starts this morning...

I was a stretch goal for this project! Twice! Mork Org! @beyondcataclysm.bsky.social www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...

Another day of layout! Lots of textures and purple today!

Today has been a great day for design and layout, plus I ate some pizza. Totally not finished, but here's the early layout for the Indentured Intern character class for MÖRK ORG