#SeaOfThieves addicts (players who bash it but play it 10 hours a day) are digital necrophiles since they are working a dead thing over day after day.

"The Final Straw"

If I were on a mission whose computer system required me to deal with Microsoft Outlook in space, I’d give up and go back to the slide rule

"If people won't respect your boundaries, then you make boundaries for people."

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Well I've gotten into the TikTok studio so now my brain is like

New Update For #SeaOfThieves!: -New Funny Brown Nose Plugs -Two-Handed Weapons (Flails, Battleaxes) -Sea Leviathan Encounters -Pooper Scooper & Toilet Brush Sword -Pirate Emporium Rocket Skates (But no wheels) -Eliminating Adventure Mode -Levels 999 HG Required To Access HG

The color of the sky in Seattle is old lavender #717473

This is literally one of my favorite compliments due to the fear in his voice 😆 #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate www.tiktok.com/@floidles/vi...

#SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate www.tiktok.com/@floidles/vi...

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes 😂

Rob Schneider's worst movie is a choice of any Rob Schneider movie. Rob Schneider's best movie is any Adam Sandler movie he co-appeared in. He's really like if there's a position between Extra and Actor.

Story Complete. Now I really have to start it 😭 #Wintermute

Get ready!!

The “Christian” men in sports NEVER have time to speak out on their violent teammates. The ones that serial cheat, have kids out of wedlock, but it’s gay people they have all the energy for. Religious Psychosis is real.

Fuckin BOOM Options are for convenience. They do not impact experience. Only when YOU start judging how OTHERS enjoy something that is NOT YOURS. I don't care how much you "love" it. You're not a shareholder, stock owner. You're a username with numbers. Games are for EVERYONE. Tell gatekeepers 🖕

When I see those group shots of "pirates" that look like they're auditioning for Mean Girls 2 🤣 #SeaOfThieves Also, this is a joke and not a poke at anyone specific. I just find it funny people pick pirates that look like high school dramettes...which could explain a lot 🫢

Its like reverse Self-Depricating humor without the humor. I hate hearing people put themselves down or talk up how down everything is.

🚨 EPISODE FIVE launches tomorrow (March 31st) at 10AM Pacific. 🚨 If you want to tune in to join 1000s of other fans for a Launch Trailer watch party, subscribe to our Youtube channel. The trailer will go live just before 10AM Pacific tomorrow!! www.youtube.com/@hinterlandstudio

Go check out one of the best Survival Games out there where its not something trying to kill you. Its the world itself. Beautiful yet brutal. You can wander a living snowglobe or fight for warmth at every turn where every match or stick matters. #TheLongDark

Every day, there are more reasons to loathe transphobes. Don’t fall for their bullshit.

Changing Paid Custom Servers to Free sounds great and I hope it is. It makes me worry pricetags or "Premium" aspects will be added to #SeaOfThieves to compensate. Again, a game with a bad content update track record shouldn't be promising so much right now.

I really should've been using TikTok more for my clips. I need to start editing them for better "hype" quality but I'm proud of the traction my shenanigans gain 🫣 I still don't like a lot of how TikTok manages but exposure is attraction Drop by! www.tiktok.com/@floidles

I didn't get my slutty blue hat 🤭 #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate #CommunityWeekend #GiveHat #ILikeGame

can we make this the new #1 most blocked account pls

Perseverance.

These are the kinds of things you have to say when your political base is stupid.

That moment you go to a Skelly Fleet and sink a @floidberger.bsky.social randomly. 😖 Happy Community Weekend! #seaofthieves

A Sea of Thieves parody music video featuring one of the actual top developers of the game. Crazy good, crazy cool. Check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ23...

Yup

Community Weekend Kicks Off Tonight! Doing some cake cavorting, Pop Up Plunder (steals?) and some Ferry shenanigans. #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate #CommunityWeekend 7-7:30pm EST Twitch.tv/Floidberger

I'm mad I thought of it too late but everyone gets a go at receiving this item so give me the Slutty Blue Hat 🤭

I would like to nominate myself for the Funny Blue Northern Ruby Hat of Glorious Beehives or whatever. Why? Because everybody else has it. It's a matter of time before they put it in the shop or reset cosmetics anyway. So...gimmie. #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirtate @seaofthieves.com

I think the irony of Trump using a 9/11 remembrance quote as a threat to basically the entire world is Monday Every Day vibes

What happened with TheBurntPeanut is absolutely disgraceful and while everybody should be able to play a game free of cyber-stalkers, the idea that this one dude was going to "save" #SeaOfThieves is more proof the player base will suck the cope ween straight to the brim.

My boy is on his way to proper piracy. We deterred a pair of bony chain taxers, did a Sea Fort Raid to boost OoS for his PL then had a swabbie follow us like a puppy into the FLoF. He did not make it 🤭 Lots of fun, lots of loot, lots of love 🤗 @seaofthieves.com #SeaOfThieves #BeMorePirate

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I made a papercraft just for this

The ugly pig in #SeaOfThieves

There’s only one elegant solution to this problem of increasingly stupid audiences, and that’s to mandate that every film ends with a closing rap song that lays out all the moral lessons of the movie. There will be a government office that reviews the songs for aural and pedagogical value.

My mental state these days

Seriously #Disney - Stick to drawing

In a bold move toward sustainability and consumer protection, taken a stand against the wasteful practice of Planned obsolescence. By legally banning this approach, the country is pushing manufacturers to create products that last longer, are easier to repair, and generate less environmental waste.

This world just gets weirder and weirder

I only use it to upload clips but it's seeing some traction lately. TikTok is still doody but for me, it's kinda nice atm 😁 #SeaOfThieves #BeMoreUpload www.tiktok.com/@floidles

Another Imported Wife