The idea that you made up in your head about what an American looks like is not my problem. Thank you for stopping by

I can only trace my ancestors to America. But the people trying to remove Birthright citizenship can trace their families to England to this very day. So who's American?!? and why do Europeans get to decide how American I am

Hes going after every immigrant population that voted for him. That is peak "we told you so"

Your president makes me think Im the only thing on his mind 24/7 which I assume is how racist families work. Just thinking about black people morning, noon, and night

Y'all I have 20,000 views on one of my TikTok's does this mean I will be able to buy a house soon??!??

It was for Large Marge!

So skiing means a couple of different things to different people I guess...

That and the earnest movie series was all over the place.

When I watched again as an adult I believe it was for stoners, childish stoners, lol

I’m not sure but I’ll never forget he was bout to drown Francis over that fuckin bicycle

I've been sitting back, trying to remember the shows I grew up on and Pee-wee Herman popped up into my head. Was he geared towards the right age group cause who was the Pee-wee movie for I mean, I loved it. But who was it for?

My coworker just told me he was skiing and I told him he needed to be more specific... I have officially been on the Internet too long

It's snowing

The government has put a small amount of water in my ear

Our rage is the new currency, but our IDAF is celestial. I can already see them trying to mess with the movie Sinners by not giving it the awards it deserves. But we never needed their accolades and they know that. I know they're scared that's why the Rolling Stone list did what it did.

Every day

Wait, wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait, wait............ They didn't read Luigi his rights. Release my man !!!!! And give him a job with the feds.

Sorrry can't, too busy self diagnosing people with no background whatsoever

She can’t keep getting away with this 😭

Things are so expensive that's the reason why the black Friday numbers look amazing. Also let not forget. Carmax lied about their numbers for almost a year. Now they're about to be bankrupt.

At least once a day, I think about that Maryland father that is in Uganda now.

Wifey better be in there like:

Everybody stop what you're doing and go watch the beast in me!! if Claire Danes doesn't win an Oscar Grammy or whatever actresses win nowadays I'm going to be pissed

Don’t forget LBJ and the war on poverty. If the Dems could just divorce themselves from wall street and dirty money, grow a spine and a set of cajones, and walk the walk, that’d be super.

Coming home to a clean kitchen after a vacation is so boss

The United States has a huge gambling problem and I don't like it

Does anybody born in 1980 feel adrift between Gen X and millennials? I know we are xennials but it doesn't hit the sweet spot for me really either. I mean, I like it, but I don't love it.

Life's great, Punani still good😂

When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with

When you argue with me this is who you’re arguing with

I remember when you could get a soda in front of Walmart from anywhere between $.10 and $.25.

I remember when shrimp and broccoli was $4.25 and 4 chicken wings was $1.25. We were a proper country once 😂

Is there any way to know how much we have paid to get her face done? She is literally getting plastic surgery on our backs while Campbell Soup has fake 3-D printed meat. Let me log off.

I'm turning 46 and having to parent, my parents is increasing... This is supposed to be my golden era. Lil mamma is 18. My parenting is supposed to be decreasing.😭

I feel like I'm going insane. Zionist are getting paid American dollars because they had to "deal with" January 6, Un-Americans are getting paid back because of what they did on January 6. We're pausing all Afghan people from coming in because of what one dude did. But the Tulsa massacre? 🦗

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I can't believe that dude that did million dollar baby shot his own self in the foot the way he did. He was trying to Miley Cyrus before he was Miley Cyrus for real.

Solid read. The most concerning part to me:

So I'm in Winston-Salem North Carolina right now and I noticed that not a lot of black women wear their bonnets out in public. Like these women really got themselves together and I think that's pretty dope. Meanwhile I'm in my third bonnet of the day😭

Does it come with any alcohol? Let me go on YouTube and find out how to make this myself. Cause no sir.

What they really are trying to say is, now we can get martial law going and round up anyone with a permanent tan

They denied us the G.I. bill, fine cool. They denied us loans, fine cool. They denied us housing and jobs, fine cool. They make sure we die giving child birth, fine, cool. They lock us up for life for weed. Fine Cool. But then you wonder why we seem to be behind. Are you fucking dumb?

Went to go put on my dog leash and she ran away from me. So now we are back in bed and she is snoring. One of the best communicators in the whole darn world I tell you what

Because in America, the love of a bigot outweighs any common sense

Please, for the love of everything holy make sure you are watching the beast in me on Netflix!!! 10 out of 10 no notes I'm only on the third episode

If your administration gets rid of all the reports that tell you the truth about the economy, are you supposed to believe some TikToker? Although I am a TikTok creator, I do not report on the news.😭 bring back real journalism

So apparently shopping on Black Friday was astronomical, but it was astronomical because everything is so damn expensive... we are never gonna learn

New Grippers

Well, maybe if y'all stop mating with women who are 4'1" tall you would be around people who are related to you and tall😭 this one is for the tall girls. I see you.