I had a dream that you gave me your heart inside of a lie

And just like that your life changes

Y'all I found my senior journal! 1998. Does anybody remember Vonteff 😂 #DMV

I don't wish you no bad luck, baby Don't wish you no strain I only wanted to expose your life to the finer things I offer you my company, girl

I love this band so much!

🎼 Kick out the jams, motherfucker! 🎶

The Weeknd has given birth music.apple.com/us/album/sea...

Won't this hurt both parties? I mean, I'm trying to figure out how are they going to distinguish between their voters and democratic voters? I guess nobody will be voted in. Let's do it.

I was listening to this dude teach people how to scam as a waiter and I didn't even understand it. It was so complicated.. dude use your powers for good. You're doing complex shit for 30 year bid

Due to current gas prices, I will no longer be drinking soda. Let me cook.😭 soda is starting to seem a little bit like a luxury and if it's going to be the same price as gas, I gotta choose a freaking struggle. I choose the gas. I also choose Clorox, but that's another depression for another day.

I want you to know that Kinko’s will always be the name. I’ll always say I’m on a Zoom call, even though I’m on a Teams call. These things will never change. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Because if you don't know what walking round money is, how can me and you connect?

Get in the car ladies we're falling in love this year

Anybody with adult children coming home for the first time from college? How did you navigate that?

Even though I know that my dog and my kid were optional things that I purchased on my own accord, I would like to send them back. It's too expensive to have these luxuries children and pets are luxuries. My daughter is 19 and she's still a luxury.😭

Everything is starting to feel like a luxury. I'm not even buying springwater anymore. I'm buying purified water. ... we shall never speak of this again

Will you be my Covid circle, buddy?

Immigration may be the topic, but Black people are always the issue of concern. Always.

I want to convince my boyfriend to buy this duplex with me. I think the wave of the future is to be together but apart.

I don't even know if it's paycheck or paycheck I'm just robbing myself to be in debt later. Basically my savings account is just a hub for my checking account because it's not gonna stay in there. It's not gonna stay in there. It's leaving. It wants a divorce.

I have trips planned and I am NOT playing around 😭😭😭😭😭

I'm asking the Lord for $650,000

I know they say that money doesn't change everything, but I would like to give it a try

I believe the entire chip industry should be recalled. If I was POTUS, I would ban chips as an item that can be purchased in a combo deal. It would be illegal to offer chips as an option because first of all what am I supposed to do with 4 chips and air? Back in my day you got a whole bag.

Why doesn't food taste good anymore?

Dear brothers and sisters it is a three paycheck month! Go forth with abandoned and restraint because times is harder than a mug

Are we going to boycott paying federal taxes or naw

At lunch today, a coworker asked me if I wanted the cornichons that came with his sandwich. Greater love hath no man…

Every time my daughter would kick me. I would sit there and look at my belly and think there is a whole human just doing stuff in there. It never stopped being mind blowing that she was just having a ball in my body.😭 I was amazed every time

Loving you has been my favorite thing

“Margo’s Got Money Troubles” hasn’t had a bad episode yet! I’m thoroughly enjoying this show, Apple TV has been putting foot to every streamers ass this year!

in my heart, today was thursday

My blickkkkkyyy on the dresser!!!!

Chat what is the best way for me to lose 80 pounds in two months?

I really do hope that for the rest of his life, he is known as TBAD Clarence Thomas

I believe you get one spin until I remember why I left you in the first place

It’s incredible to realize that my friends are entering their 50s, yet it still feels like I vividly recall the time when one of our mothers dropped us off at the mall, and another mother picked us up from there. How is it possible that we are older than 13 with families and debt

And if we really get down to the truth, too many of us survived the coronavirus. That's why people have the audacity to not believe in vaccinations or in caring for their fellow human beings. Had it been my kingdom none of y'all would be here.😭😂 thank goodness I was not in charge

I think the only way I would go on a cruise is if I could guarantee that the Coast Guard patrolled those waters😭 if it has to be two hours off the coast of Florida, then fine so shall it be

Do a cruise they said. It's so much wonderful food on the cruise they said. But they don't tell you that it becomes a death boat and no nation will let you dock. No thank you you can keep your death boat.

My real name is really unique. when I went to go vote the other day a woman, who looked like me, kept trying her darndest to mispronounce my name. You can act silly in front of all these folks if you want to..I'm still gonna re-pronounce it so that you can pronounce it right. We can do this all day.

Learning to play Jolene and this green eyed girl had Dolly in the torture rack.

The Democratic coalition wasn’t willing to fight for it when they had the chance! All of these things should've been codified! So I don't wanna hear this silly ass moaning and crying now. I really don't. They were so focused on reaching across some fake aisle

Calling all book readers! This book right here sooo good! #booksky

Man I love that song 🙂‍↔️

All the players came from far and wide Wearin' afros and braids, kickin' them gangsta rides Now I'm here to tell you there's a better day When the player's ball is happenin', all day ery'day

Man, the scene was so thick Lowriders, '77 Sevilles, El Dogs Nothin' but them 'Lacs All the players, all the hustlers I'm talkin' 'bout a black man heaven here You know what I'm sayin'????

I was talking to a dude at work. I told him that my DNA said I had some Italian. The dude says oh so that's where your eyes came from. I said oh no these are American homegrown from Oklahoma ain't no foreign shit. 😭 what we're not about to do.