That's enough, This Week. Let's pack it in now.

Congrats, siblings, this #TDOV stunt is our greatest yet.

I need you to understand that I have written like 50 books and sold 38 of them or so, and every. dang. time. I write a book, I send it to my agent and think, THIS ONE IS PERFECT. And every time, I get a big ol' honkin' edit letter. So if you're bummed because every book involves work, ME, TOO.

I've played about 50 hours of the Zero Escape games in the last month and a bit, and it's now started to creep into my TTRPG ideas, in the form of "parallel universe gating areas is fun". Sorry in advance about the next 2-3 years.

It's later than usual but let's once again celebrate my shop anniversary! It turned 4 by now 🥹 This time you have the chance to receive my "Dark Magic" Set! 🖤 Rules: - Follow this account - Repost this post (quotes don't count) - I cover shipping - ends 06/04/26, 7pm CEST - be mindful of scams

Dice makers, I am once again begging you to make d10 sets. I am a dice goblin. I love your beautiful poly sets. I will spend silly money on polyhedral plastic. But I do not play many games that use poly sets and cannot justify spending £150 for a set of dice I will only roll two of.

Attention, TTRPG freelance writers: Adamant Entertainment is actively looking for writers to produce adventures & supplements for our D6 system 1930s pulp game, THRILLING TALES! Drop an email to [email protected], introducing yourself and giving a brief overview of your experience.

just this week: -- OpenAI killed Sora -- Disney subsequently cancelled its investment in OpenAI -- Wikipedia is now banning LLM-generated content ...tell me again how this is all "inevitable" and you have to "get on board or get left behind"?

Mackenzie Crook’s magical suburban folk tale, #SmallProphets published by #PenguinBooks and #PuffinBooks down the years. A 🧵 1/

Kisaragi Station Pattern Fall Colourway - from the commission I did last year based on the Japanese paranormal urban legend of the ghostly train station Hope to get to do more stuff like this in the future 🖤

This is utterly jaw-dropping. A school that bans Atwood, Zadie Smith, Terry effing Pratchett and *literal George Orwell* is actively harming its pupils. www.indexoncensorship.org/2026/03/scho...

PIG AT A WEDDING is a (free!) RPG about revenge; namely the revenge achieved by hiding a large animal at someone's wedding. Patrons get it a week early here: www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at...

Mr Blobby is very much more a threat like Shin Godzilla though. Starts off looking goofy, and then gets much worse. By the time those yellow dots hatch and a thousand thousand naked screaming Noel Edmonds crawl out, it's too late.

Fuck yeah Afroman!

Trip to Tesco? Believe it or not, also a dungeon.

I would like a Disposable Bags of Meat sourcebook that is just @exstasisgames.bsky.social listing all of the places that are dungeons.

Strong "shut up and take my money" move here.

#hssthreadfic listen not to springboard off what @johannestevans.co.uk just posted but a village up in the mountains which hunkers down when the snow comes, and they dont expect visitors because the conditions are miserable and the passes are either death traps or completely cut off.

An hour after posting this, Lore had a fever. However: I did the thing. THE PDF IS OUT! Disposable Bags of Meat is available, in all its digital glory, to backers. Please send hopes to Lore for a speedy recovery, and for Nurse Rizzo, who is now caring for another sick parent.

This weekend I got food poisoning, my new phone's charger port died, and I missed 2 TTRPG sessions. Plus, NHS "review" of hormones for adult trans patients. Nurse Rizzo has taken exemplary care of me, as he always does. People laugh at my dogs but I am not joking when I say they keep me alive.

I'm pretty sure any of y'all who were gonna back Mooncroft have already done so, but if not: 48 hours remain! In my humble opinion, you won't regret it.

Been sitting on this news for a while! There's going to be a Children of Time TTRPG courtesy of the amazing folk at Rowan Rook and Decard (Heart, Spire, DIE, Eat the Reich and many more).

I miss when each class level in D&D had a different title

Ballad Hunters launches on Kickstarter March 17. Investigate deadly folk ballads in Regency Britain using a bold new twist on the GUMSHOE system. Thirteen ready to play adventures. Two to three hour sessions. Songs that shape fate. Follow the trail before the last verse is sung.

Happy St Davids Day Welsh friends! This is an old painting/print of mine- ARAWN, Welsh King of the Otherworld and his hounds. They escort souls through the underworld. Hir yw'r dydd a hir yw'r nos, a hir yw aros Arawn "Long is the day and long is the night, and long is the waiting of Arawn"

TODAY! The final episode of this season of 20 Minute TTRPGs! @drakoniques.itch.io joins @cutestpatoot.itch.io for a deep dive into game design and another spin if the wheel. www.twitch.tv/EUphoriaAP

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

The Warriors (1979) is a Havoc Engine game. I will not be taking further questions at this time.

I don't need the Temeraire RPG. I don't need the Temeraire RPG. I will not even play the Temeraire RPG. Oops my finger appears to have slipped.

Lunchtime gaming comes to The Raspy Raven (link in bio). Keeping our 🤞 for an uninterrupted hour of #ttrpg goodness, as four bears plan the biggest syrupy take they can get their paws on in @gshowitt.bsky.social 's Honey Heist! gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist

good news everyone! Wyrd Science issue 7 is @drivethrurpg.com's DEAL OF THE DAY! for 24 hours get a massive 60 (sixty!) % off the latest, best issue of the world's greatest tabletop game magazine! From Cold War RPGs to Warhammer's Rick Priestly, the Caves of Qud to Castle Rat, it's a banger!

Setting up an interview about @rowanrookanddecard.bsky.social ‘s Metadungeon for the DIE RPG rowanrookanddecard.com/enter-the-me... The concept reminds me a little of Tad William’s series “Otherland”

Bloody criminal that this isn't funded yet, tbh. Werewolves. But not doing werewolf stuff. Picking up after your goddamn packmates who ARE doing werewolf stuff.

[Lindisfarne] Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth- Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

I bribe my players with little treats (XP, a little boost to any resource they can spend in game - Luck, Willpower, etc.) if they write fiction, draw pictures, make playlists, or otherwise engage with the game between sessions. I can't recommend it enough. This is delicious tribute.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

When I don't GM for a while I forget what a buzz I get from it. This 7th Sea group has immaculate vibes and I wish I got to play more than once a month 😢

This engine is more candy than you should eat. This engine is a greased pig. This engine is a drum kit for your seventh birthday. This engine is Friday night forever. Make it sing. itch.io/jam/havoc-en...

Look I’m just gonna use this the next time I teach DIE

We are seeking more PoC applicants for TTRPGirls! *banging pots and pans* If you are a woman or femme of colour, apply now for any of the 6 incredible games we're running live in March. We want YOU to be part of our event! *scream from the rooftops* tally.so/r/Pd9a4x

i need everyone to join this Legally Distinct Virtual Pet Game Jam 🙏

you will never catch me Posting my real thoughts. every time i have a real thought (between once weekly and once monthly), i catch it in my hands, admire it like one would a strange moth, and then immediately forget it

What a deal - push back against an authoritarian force wielding cruel and illegitimate authority for $10 or more! Oh, and also, this bundle is packed with great games. This deal keeps getting sweeter, huh?

Cork locals, and not-locals who might be some lucky chance have the honour of being in Cork at the time: I'm doing a chat at the Cork City Library as part of Ireland Reads on the 28th of Feb. www.eventbrite.ie/e/writer-gar...

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

Ever thought "ooh i need an awesome spaceship or a RAD TACO on the wall to enrich my environment?" well good news! I've made art like that & you can get it as fancy gallery-quality art prints or fun posters AND IT'S FREE WORLWIDE SHIPPING FRIDAY ON ORDERS OVER $30 inprnt.com/gallery/carlydraws/

As producer of the DIE RPG I endorse this message. @atnathanyaffe.bsky.social playing DIE is one of my favourite things on the internet. Just so you know.

So the Fermi's Wake @scarletferret.com season pass includes: [email protected]'s Fermi cutaway -A Fermi/Wild West scenario for @exstasisgames.bsky.social's Meatbags TTRPG -New short story -Liz Gordon's reading recs -Alien lander concept art -Oh, and Fermi's Wake scarletferret.com/books/fermis...

A Dungeon Game is here and it's free! (It's been both of those things for ages tbh) Explore subterranean depths, face dragons, and discover what lurks beneath. It's classic dungeon crawling with modern design (i.e. it's good). https://loottheroom.itch.io/a-dungeon-game

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.