SLUGGO’S NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

Chicken McNuggets come in 4 distinct shapes, each representing a different cast member of the Golden Girls

Good morning

Part of being an internet elder is watching people go from fun loving jokesters to disgruntled crackpots and back again

Great posts everyone. Keep em comin

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I've been watching gangs of london which has some pretty intense violence. The first season was better than the second

I will work on finding a new place to live soon

I was trying to watch violence on tv the other day and some dudes got violent in the hallway outside my door and interrupted my stories briefly

My laptop broke smh

Remember to take care of yourself.

I was living in a camp with a jaundiced woman dying of cirrhosis, a man who'd just finished a homicide bid, a marine from Georgia who'd recently burned down another camp after an escalating feud, and they decided that I was bad news and would have to leave because I was bad news

a "fun" fact is that texas' state senate map is so gerrymandered that this swing would flip all but four republican districts

the median American voter:

You can only get more gay!

Still need to do another sonnet but I want to watch my stories

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lol

The democrats satisfy their funders and the resist left mainstream journo corps redirect public blowback at the new left, but at some point public opinion in general will seem like radical leftism as the centrist flaks lose track of their own triangulation and the abject venality of politicians

I like when my fav Facebook groups about fluffy pop culture stuff suddenly erupt into full blown political thunderdome but everyone fighting is terrible at it. There are just like 3 or 4 general forms for what people say

Gotta write and recite two sonnets

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand that ICE be banned from the use of tactical nuclear weapons without a judge's order.

please, my opposition party…. he is very sick….

Give em what for, sluts

the sluts WILL save us.

Me: Hi. Her: I don’t think so, lunatic.

Steve Coogan was so close to breaking in the states. Instead we got Russell Brand .

love that Alan partridge. Terrific

Comedy central, a cbs viacom property, has caused disapproval and dismay among people who talk about media shit constantly, by adding a fascist flack to their news show, which I have just now learned is still on. This is like when ppl couldn't grasp that teen vogue was just more conde nast

In addition to the very aggressive and ostentatious shows of force by ICE elsewhere, they're escalating operations in places like San Diego and hoping no one notices, or that people are too overloaded to take action.

Methinks we have hugely mistaken this matter of Life and Death.

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Good morning

The three most beautiful words in the English language: A) What's ur cashapp B) Turn off notifications C) works on contingency D) no money down

Shout-out to PowerPoint for flagging the word "bespoke" as too difficult for my presumably idiot audience.

We have achieved a new frontier in MAGA fundraising: pay up or be deported

The Schneidster Schneiderino Robbalobbadingdong Robby racecarbed Rahhhhhhhhhb

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