I met a cute guy at the hardware store this morning.

ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!

Fact checked true by Snopes:

Looks like American air travel is already fucked and getting more so, in the wake of Duffy’s 10% reduction announcement. Hold onto your butts. nasstatus.faa.gov

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

Brother Warnock lays it plain.

And why exactly is the sex at birth, as opposed to their sex now, at all relevant to identifying, say, a fifty year old woman on DOCUMENTS THAT IDENTIFY HER. I had blue eyes at birth. You know what my driver’s license says? Hazel. Because they changed, and one is useless for identifying me.

Dear Bluesky Zohran Mamdani showed the Democratic party exactly how to win, but I fear they will totally deny the lesson. Meanwhile, ballroom boy has already pivoted to affordability. Please don’t let the old guard lose yet another election due to corruption and incompetence. Thanks, God

I sent my aunt, the doctor, an article about how “Cancer rates are climbing among people in their 20s, 30s, and early 40s,” and in response my aunt, the doctor, sent me back several studies about the oncogenic potential of SARS-CoV-2.

Gillian Anderson 🚨NEW🚨

Gillian Anderson 🚨NEW🚨

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva…. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

Another 🎯🧵 by @drseanmullen.bsky.social on Twitter (didn't see it here yet): "... framing that COVID damages the entire vasculature .. the body’s vast network of blood vessels.. and that this damage is in part or fully mediated long-term by immune dysfunction..." threadreaderapp.com/thread/19862...

Gillian Anderson The Harper's Bazaar Women of the Year Awards London 2025 🚨NEW🚨

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con. Please.

They're almost there! "She says post Covid, people think more about their wellness and are less likely to solider [sic] on like the Codral ad" Use of sick leave on the rise with Kiwis less likely to 'soldier on' share.google/zE0c83XwDEQg...

⚠️ BREAKING: Bird flu virus spreading in UK could be worst yet, expert warns farmers The bird flu strain spreading across UK farms may be the most infectious yet, warns Professor Ian Brown, former top avian virologist at APHA. He urged farmers to "prepare for the worst."

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

New Zealand: The health system is failing Long COVID patients. "Gaslighting, unmet needs, and a sense of abandonment define many Long COVID patient experiences within Aotearoa New Zealand’s health system, according to findings from a University of Otago–Ōtākou Whakaihu Waka study" archive.li/yUeht

Mamdani: My message to I.C.E. Agents and to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate the law, you must be held accountable.

Surprised he heard about it.

I am legit so glad the colorado ballot has "this will raise the tax by this much for people in this income bracket" and it's like $300,000 or more you have to pay +$486, everyone else no change. We gotta get this on larger scale ballots and more of em in general, let the people know

Mask for Mamdani! Congrats NY on the win! But also, please mask while you’re out celebrating tonight to prevent the transmission of diseases like Covid.

Zohran Mamdani won NYC Mayor while unapologetically: -Calling Israel's siege on Palestinians a genocide -Upholding ICC's warrant to arrest Netanyahu -Upholding BDS as a legitimate form of free speech -Demanding Palestinian self-determination -Securing a plurality of Jewish voters This is the future

Taiwan will allow those eligible, aged 12+, to choose the Novavax JN.1 protein-based vaccine as an alternative to Moderna starting next Wednesday. A woman in her 20s with a weakened immune system has been in ICU care since late last month with severe COVID and pneumonia, last vaccinated in 2022.

Happy 10th anniversary to this magnificent take, brought to you by the members of the "James I? Never heard of him, mate" society.

BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA

We’re going to have to get used to this. 2026 and 2028 are likely to look very similar. No matter what side of the aisle you’re on, attempts to prevent US citizens from voting should be a red line for you. We can’t allow terroristic threats to keep us from the polls.

NBC News projects that Pennsylvania will retain all 3 Democratic state Supreme Court justices. Its a complete and total loss for Republicans tonight. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

*stares teargassily*

When I was in high school we were tasked to write an essay on a current event of our choosing. I picked the Iraq War and I wrote how the justification for the war was clearly bullshit and they were doing it just for the oil and to distract the people from other issues. I got a D. 1/

“The final finisher is the one who truly defines the success of a race. They show the true spirit of endurance, perseverance, and heart. The last finisher has just as much heart and courage as the winner — sometimes even more.” –Boston Marathon race director Dave McGillivray #blackskyfitness

So... Dick in a box?

DirectFile, free covid tests via USPS, child tax credit: federal programs that worked and benefited ordinary people and therefore had to be ended in case everyone got used to it

Global COVID cases rose by over 19,000 last month, though true infections are far higher “Surveillance is happening but it’s at a much lower level than it used to be. We don’t have a complete picture of virus circulation of the variants that are out there,” says Maria Van Kerkhove archive.li/0D68G

At a minimum, please wear a mask in airports/on airplanes and in healthcare settings. That virtually no one does is depressing & distressing. #COVID

Breaking: A UPS plane has crashed in Louisville Kentucky immediately after take off. If you live within 5 miles of the airport you’re ordered to shelter in place. There’s thick smoke that will be a health hazard. The videos circulating online are graphic and disturbing … be gentle with yourself.

Oh heyyyyyy Virginia Dems, welcome to the party 🥳🥳 Redistrict to save America

In an interview Tom Hanks explained his mask wearing by noting “I’ve had Covid enough in my life, I don’t need to do that again,” and he is right, for he knows “life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re going to get” so you should try not to keep getting Covid.

Tom Hanks explains to Stephen Colbert why he masks on the subway: "I'm doing a play right now so I cannot get sick... I've had COVID enough in my life, I don't need to do that again. So I'm wearing this for health reasons." Thank you Tom! Masks are still a key part of public health.

"We have to jump off cliffs and build our wings on the way down." - Ray Bradbury @dailybeanspod.com

Researchers reviewed data from 5102 people and found those with post-infective fatigue syndromes like Long COVID had higher white blood cells at 3-6 months and elevated RANTES and TNFα at 6-12 months, suggesting lingering immune activation. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

“I think there’s a collective amnesia right now about COVID-19…”

It wasn't a long workout, but it was a workout nonetheless.

Public Health To Drop ‘Health’ And ‘Public’