Has there ever been a more stupid “What appeared to be … AI generated”. No. Fucking. Shit.

@domshawecho.bsky.social Looking like we’ve kept Hayden… reckon he’ll get a new contract for loyalty?Would love to get the insider info on how we convinced him to stay

another for my adultbel series

Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?

Grow up

The year is 2025. There is a nationwide recall on rice, one of the most popular commodities on Earth. You grab your phone and click a link to learn more. Your risk will be revealed after you endure 479 HTTP transactions loaded from 126 IP addresses homed in 8 countries landing 207 cookies.

Waiting for a Northern Echo **EXCLUSIVE** reveal of the mystery Boro 4th candidate hinted at by Sky Sports… @domshawecho.bsky.social @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social

@markdanforth.co.uk @clockson.tv

@domshawecho.bsky.social @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social Hey guys - any word on the progress of the ‘internal review’ at Boro? The silence out of the club (and via the media) is deafening…

A little of the thread but in Portugal the Government are providing free subscriptions to authentic news outlets to young people so they can get access to truthful researched journalism

Estonia 🇪🇪 GENIUS. #eurovision

british fan chat

hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields

Very much enjoyed the You Are My Boro end of season video/pod. Important questions about where Boro go from here especially if they inexplicably keep Carrick. Keep up the good work @domshawecho.bsky.social and @scottwilsonecho.bsky.social. youtu.be/Jcd9ulm_pKs?...

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.

You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.

Is my fancy autocomplete function sentient? Fuck off.

Guys I’ve invented a proverb and on consideration it’s mildly problematic

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

This is high art

Matchday knitwear

I agree with Jonathan Freedland here - something wicked this way comes www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I don’t remember voting for The Tories in the summer but it seems Red is now just a lighter shade of Blue. Fuck sake you pack of utter knobheads.

These are getting rather clever. London Metro I believe

And here we are again. The 1am mystery remains unsolved. You’d think sleep deprivation would lead to more deaths from lack of cognition; and fewer births from poor experience.

How the human race hasn’t gone extinct because babies don’t sleep is a genuine mystery to me.

Add your name to the petition to uninvite Trump from a second state visit. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 : you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

"I can't work today, I'm stacking pigs"

Styscraper (vole.wtf/styscraper/) by @mattround.com has destroyed so much of productivity today, so the least I can do is ruin yours too.

V interesting interview with Sam Fender in the Sunday Times www.thetimes.com/culture/musi...

As promised, here are the slides I shared with students to convince them to NOT use chatGPT and other artificial stupidity. TL;DR? AI is evil, unsustainable and stupid, and I'd much rather they use their own brains, make their own mistakes, and actually learn something. 🪄

In loo of regional UK phrases, here are five euphemisms for going to the toilet that I've come across from around the world... Go make a quick call to Paris (Finland) Go visit the dwarves (Lithuania) Go play chess with the Pope (Iceland) Go visit Uncle Ho (Vietnam) Go to see Nicolas Cage (Mexico)

Superb, by Brendan Loper in the New Yorker. Simply superb. ~AA

This is not news worthy let alone notification worthy.

As someone just said in a WhatsApp group - “I don’t want to watch this team anymore” #boro

What you are seeing this morning over the refugee decision is Labour alienating and offending its remaining liberal supporters without bringing any new voters onside.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

This is super well done and generally spot on. It’s also really chilling and pretty terrifying.

Happy 5th anniversary of Brexit! What a farce.

@izzyslovenian.bsky.social You’re a man in the know, any idea how you get an account on OneBoro? Signed up yesterday and it said I needed admin approval, but nothing has come through 🧐 Not aware of any OneBoro admins on BlueSky yet.

Absolutely Vic. Have seen plenty saying they regret they went/they’ve wasted money etc.. Yes modern football is crap and expensive but a day out with mates + standing in an away end with other teessiders, all desperately cheering on this historical entity bigger than all of us… Nothing beats that

Following Boro this season is like being stuck in a loop. Mild optimism, some good attacking football followed by the biggest shotgun blast at our own kneecaps. Just plain suicidal defending.

Daily life in 2025. #AI #Tech #JustLetMeBe #FFS

Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin (Collaboration with @politicalbeauty.bsky.social )

Who made this 🤣