If you’re easily offended then maybe the Internet isn’t for you.

As I get older, my eyesight gets worse but my ability to see through bullshit gets better.

Duck, Duck Fuck This Shit

Remember encyclopedias? My GOD, we were barbarians.

Can someone explain why I can’t ever get a decent wifi signal but the fucking Taliban can broadcast live from a cave?

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

Studies have shown that fuck all this shit

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen... The kitchen has FOOD.

I say “well, hello there” to pretty ladies I see because I don’t have a tail to wag.

Sorry for calling your band crappy I thought you knew

Don’t be mad if you’re being used for sex. Be mad if you’re being used for cooking and laundry.

I can’t control anyone else’s stupid. I can only control my own stupid, and even that’s a toss up

Me at 8pm: I’m definitely going to bed early tonight … Me at 1am: I wonder what ever happened to Macaulay Culkin?

I’m sorry, but why is it called semen and not “diquid?”

Single and ready to flingle myself into an active volcano.

How to make home made charcoal: Step 1. Put dinner in the oven. Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.

I don’t understand why people need to get ready for bed… I’m always ready for bed.

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Middle aged? More like middle raged.

Welcome to bluesky. You’re not the weirdest person you know anymore.

Hey, welcome to your 30’s… Actually it’s your 40’s because that’s how fast time moves now.

This is gonna be fun…

I’m at the age where with most of the new music I listen to I’m not sure which name is the artist and which is the album.

If you think people hate you, you’re wrong. People are too busy hating themselves to even notice you. 🤭 Have a great day.

If at first you don’t succeed, give up. Try something else. It’s called “life experience.” Just do it… or don’t… it really doesn’t matter. ❤️

If you're not following Kat McSnatch then you're not social-mediaing right. @katmcsnatch.bsky.social

You can’t please everyone so you may as well just please shut up.

Girl, nice to double meet you 😆 I’m triple the fun over on Spotify 😉 open.spotify.com/track/6euzM3...

Once you hit 40 you don't really need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up everyday right on time.

Traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people.

I’m at an age where I get pissed off when they rearrange the grocery store.

Long established Bluesky accounts meeting all us newbies. @jay.bsky.team

Falling apart ain’t so bad… Tacos fall apart and everyone loves them.

Sleep is just a time machine to breakfast.

Never get bored of sharing this

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, “wow, that one’s shaped like an idiot.”

This all looks very familiar…