Wild to me that people are freaking out about THE QB DEVELOPMENT CRISIS in a season when three of the teams with the NFL’s best records—New England, Denver and Chicago—have quarterbacks drafted *last year.*

It's rather incredible to me how many sports outlets' primary takeaway from this livestream was that Nacua criticized NFL refs and not that he did something EXTREMELY antisemitic during it. AA is practically the only one to actually highlight this.

I gotta say "Puka Nacua's villain reveal" wasnt on my bingo card

imean, yes?

Let’s hope the shift continues and that Massie and Greene are not the only (R)s with the guts to be vocal about the depravity of the goddamn U.S. President real soon.

i know the dolphins are gonna bring tua back for another season but what if they got a QB that had a basic sense of object permanence

Just utterly disgusting.

Man, these have been two very different halves. Not a fun day. Gonna have to win out and probably get help now. #OnePride #Lions

My ongoing take is that no NFL team plays a game without committing any penalties so if they don't have any called, the officials are probably not very good.

Feels like that phantom touchdown followed by the uncalled PI on Jamo has really wrecked the vibes. #OnePride #Lions

that's a catch by Jamo, actually, as the ground doesn't matter per the Parkinson ruling

DJ Reed is not having a good time, guys. #OnePride #Lions

This hurts to watch, man.

Luckily #Colts fans have somehow gotten both.

Really struggling to understand what would've been gained by even being allowed to challenge that play. Challenges really feel like they've been Campbell's strong suit, but that was especially rough.

I'm genuinely scared for this man's health.

Ten years ago.

Historians have discovered there were presidents before Trump who *also* engaged in frequent hand shaking yet they didn't always have bruises and bandages on the backside of their hands. Even Sleepy Joe Biden, who was perpetually just seconds away from dying of old age, came out unscathed. Really!

i stand by this statement every year

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Extremely cool that we've become the "please don't murder us" government.

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

What I want to do while dealing with a medical crisis is to comparison shop.

Shocking. Who could've seen this coming.

In a rocking chair at 2am singing #WeirdAl to my newborn daughter because "The Saga Begins" were the only lyrics my over-tired brain could access.

This is a white supremacist rally. Anyone who attends something like this or still supports the leader of this movement should be unwelcome in your home and shunned from civil society. Period. We’re way past the point where this crap should be tolerated from anyone. Cast them out.

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

Ending on a turnover was the correct way.

Of course.

This clusterfuck of a football game has overtime written all over it. #MNF

Did someone butter this football? Holy shit guys. #MNF

It's hard to stand out in the most detached from reality administration ever, but damn if Sean Duffy doesn't manage to do it with ease.

I'm not proud of this.

All of that to end on a terrible throw from Caleb. Oof. #Bears #Packers

The #Raiders kicking a field goal to make it a seven point deficit as time expires is comedy.

Just sitting here with Sunday #Redzone, holding my newborn daughter and listening to the sleeping sounds she makes. What a world.

1 for 2. The funnier of the two hits.

That #Browns 2-pt is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Judkins just...forgot to pitch the ball?

My funniest outcome options today: #Ward beats #Shadeur despite the #Titans roster being a tire fire. #Falcons beat the #Seahawks to continue the #NoGoodTeams agenda.

Three-loss #Alabama is crazy work, man. #CFP

The committee moved this #Alabama team *UP* in the last rankings. Up! #CFP

I mean....if being a child rapist destroys a presidency, then maybe, JUST maybe the guy shouldn't be president. Also, FUCK Ben Shapiro. Fucking whiny ass pansy bitch.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

A fair trade off: extreme weather, species extinction, loss of habitable land, and more disease in exchange for bringing back the Woody. Hooray.

The bottom 90% lost a collective $79 trillion in wages over the past 50 years. Why? Because the top 1% ate up an increasingly larger share of the national income — so that $79 trillion flowed to them instead of the working class. The greatest trick of all is trickle-down economics.

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

That was safety as hell give me a break you cowards