Why must i have to work? Can’t i just play Marathon instead?

A/B testing something…

Are you sick of Geese being everywhere and wanna get tuned into good Brooklyn bands that are under the radar? Why not check this out? nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

Do you like Geese and want to explore the world of brooklyn rock music? Why not start here: nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

Why must i have to work? Can’t i just play Marathon instead?

Are you fucking kidding me

Anti-imperialist GOAT Aaron Judge tactically struck out all those times in order to secure victory for the Venezuelan people.

It’s been a whirlwind of a week and the last big thing on the agenda is playing a show at Gold Sounds in Brooklyn. Come be loud with us because there is a limit to how loud we can be without your help

She nina my pinta till i say “¡santa maria!”

Ken Jennings: For $10,000 and the lead; In a common internet prank, the victim is presented with this strange 5-letter word. Upon inquiring about it, the word is turned into a taunt inviting them to taste the prankster’s testes. Contestant: What is Ligma? ken Jennings: 😈😈😈

The funniest commercials and ads to me are the ones that sell SaaS for businesses. Like okay I’m gonna go to the store and be like “one salesforce please”

Epstein ending an email

Highguard is yet another symptom – and victim – of a rapidly decaying internet aftermath.site/highguard-rele...

my beautiful sexy friends have a new album out!!

You should definitely pick up my dear friends' new pop punk masterpiece MONDO COOL (album art by my other dear friend @mattielubchansky.com natch)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello! my favorite local NYC band @nojerseyband.bsky.social just released its debut album! it’s called MONDO COOL, it’s streaming everywhere, and if you buy it on Bandcamp today, they’ll get all your dang money for it nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

But of course you can also stream it on whatever app you like! vyd.co/MondoCool

Wassup bluesky, just popping by to tell you we’ve got a new album out! It’s called MONDO COOL! and we think you’d like it. Here it is on bandcamp seeing as it’s Bandcamp Friday and all: nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir? INTERVIEWER: *inaudible* WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.

No Jersey’s new single is out! The track rules, one of my favorite Sam Tunes. We’ll have a video out soon! Cover art by @mattielubchansky.com spotify.link/QLqbggY5vXb

Or you can stream it! vyd.co/SuburbanHome...

New song has landed!! nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/suburb...

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

Sorry to my future wife, Heidi Gardner, but go Jags!

Poring over my alchemical and sorcerous tomes in a feveréd frenzy to make this autumn “Julian season”

Here at Julian HQ we love Scooby-Doo and all of his friends: Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, Fred, and the rest.

Must be nice having a Switch 2

*Homer Simpson interviewing to be Liberal Joe Rogan* A TRESS MACNEILLE CHARACTER: We’re looking for someone charismatic, affable, and relatable to the common man, but who also shares our values. HOMER (smiling blithely): Such as? *interviewer pauses, consults notes* TRESS: Thanks for stopping by

And this Sin City-esque edit, which @autoames.bsky.social dubbed “A Dog to Die For”

Hey bluesky! Today is Bandcamp Friday where all money on the site goes straight to the artists; it’s the first one of these since we released “How To Make It In America.” So why not toss a coin to your boys for a song well done? nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/how-to...

It was a genuine thrill to interview one of my favorite composers, @bearmccreary.bsky.social, about his music, how much the narrative scoring industry has changed during his career, and his world tour, which comes to New York in two weeks. observer.com/2025/05/bear...

Logging in to bluesky to say “Go Knicks”

Homer of a Lonely Bart

the good boys of @nojerseyband.bsky.social are playing a rock and roll show at Our Wicked Lady in Brooklyn tonight and yours truly will be in attendance. you should consider going as well imo dice.fm/event/wwxl2x...

The Doors’ music is really bad but when you consider that it’s all fake stuff written for a Val Kilmer movie it’s more forgivable

many The National fans will hate me but I prefer Alligator over Boxer

Clyde on Today Show: “So Dylan I hear you’re a Celtics fan“ Host Dylan Dreyer: “Well…I…” Clyde: (Shows her the rings) “These are 2 that they didn’t get” 😂☠️

the genocide he enthusiastically spent more than a year funding at the end of his term

Please watch and enjoy the new music video from my friends and yours at @nojerseyband.bsky.social youtu.be/EiDagejxKmk?...

WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO FAKE IT TIL WE FIGURE IT OUT?! The music video for “How to Make It In America,” directed by Andy Webb, is out TODAY! Here’s a taste, and a link to the whole thing: youtu.be/EiDagejxKmk?... Show tonight at Our Wicked Lady to celebrate.

Mama Mia is right: Pissed about $90 Switch 2 games? Thank Donald Trump, his fake gamer buddy Elon Musk, and the Republican Party. Trump's Tariff Tax is coming for every part of American life. His useless trade war continues to make just existing harder for all of us, and it will only get worse

SHOWWWWW! Celebrate the release of our new single How to Make It In America with us, Lukka, Sailor Boyfriend, Kissed by an Animal, at Our Wicked Lady in Brooklyn this coming Thursday night! It’s gonna rule and you should go. RSVP: bandnada.com/p/65497-no-j...

My friends, @autoames.bsky.social and Coco

This is your midweek reminder to check out @nojerseyband.bsky.social’s new single “How To Make It In America” nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/how-to...

Good evening bluesky, if you’re looking for a new song about how the system failed us, may we suggest our new one, “How To Make It In America” open.spotify.com/album/2oKAL7...