Ken Jennings: For $10,000 and the lead; In a common internet prank, the victim is presented with this strange 5-letter word. Upon inquiring about it, the word is turned into a taunt inviting them to taste the prankster’s testes. Contestant: What is Ligma? ken Jennings: 😈😈😈

The funniest commercials and ads to me are the ones that sell SaaS for businesses. Like okay I’m gonna go to the store and be like “one salesforce please”

Epstein ending an email

Highguard is yet another symptom – and victim – of a rapidly decaying internet aftermath.site/highguard-rele...

my beautiful sexy friends have a new album out!!

You should definitely pick up my dear friends' new pop punk masterpiece MONDO COOL (album art by my other dear friend @mattielubchansky.com natch)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hello! my favorite local NYC band @nojerseyband.bsky.social just released its debut album! it’s called MONDO COOL, it’s streaming everywhere, and if you buy it on Bandcamp today, they’ll get all your dang money for it nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

But of course you can also stream it on whatever app you like! vyd.co/MondoCool

Wassup bluesky, just popping by to tell you we’ve got a new album out! It’s called MONDO COOL! and we think you’d like it. Here it is on bandcamp seeing as it’s Bandcamp Friday and all: nojersey.bandcamp.com/album/mondo-...

ORSON WELLES: and what is, what is your CONCERN for me, sir? INTERVIEWER: *inaudible* WELLES: that I... smoke too tough *nodding* maybe so, maybe so... my swag too different... well ah HA. that may also be true. and my bitch... my bitch too bad. WELL. hard to ARGUE with THAT.

No Jersey’s new single is out! The track rules, one of my favorite Sam Tunes. We’ll have a video out soon! Cover art by @mattielubchansky.com spotify.link/QLqbggY5vXb

Or you can stream it! vyd.co/SuburbanHome...

New song has landed!! nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/suburb...

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

Sorry to my future wife, Heidi Gardner, but go Jags!

Poring over my alchemical and sorcerous tomes in a feveréd frenzy to make this autumn “Julian season”

Here at Julian HQ we love Scooby-Doo and all of his friends: Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, Fred, and the rest.

Must be nice having a Switch 2

sonic hedgehog

*Homer Simpson interviewing to be Liberal Joe Rogan* A TRESS MACNEILLE CHARACTER: We’re looking for someone charismatic, affable, and relatable to the common man, but who also shares our values. HOMER (smiling blithely): Such as? *interviewer pauses, consults notes* TRESS: Thanks for stopping by

And this Sin City-esque edit, which @autoames.bsky.social dubbed “A Dog to Die For”

Hey bluesky! Today is Bandcamp Friday where all money on the site goes straight to the artists; it’s the first one of these since we released “How To Make It In America.” So why not toss a coin to your boys for a song well done? nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/how-to...

It was a genuine thrill to interview one of my favorite composers, @bearmccreary.bsky.social, about his music, how much the narrative scoring industry has changed during his career, and his world tour, which comes to New York in two weeks. observer.com/2025/05/bear...

Logging in to bluesky to say “Go Knicks”

Homer of a Lonely Bart

the good boys of @nojerseyband.bsky.social are playing a rock and roll show at Our Wicked Lady in Brooklyn tonight and yours truly will be in attendance. you should consider going as well imo dice.fm/event/wwxl2x...

The Doors’ music is really bad but when you consider that it’s all fake stuff written for a Val Kilmer movie it’s more forgivable

many The National fans will hate me but I prefer Alligator over Boxer

Clyde on Today Show: “So Dylan I hear you’re a Celtics fan“ Host Dylan Dreyer: “Well…I…” Clyde: (Shows her the rings) “These are 2 that they didn’t get” 😂☠️

the genocide he enthusiastically spent more than a year funding at the end of his term

Please watch and enjoy the new music video from my friends and yours at @nojerseyband.bsky.social youtu.be/EiDagejxKmk?...

WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO FAKE IT TIL WE FIGURE IT OUT?! The music video for “How to Make It In America,” directed by Andy Webb, is out TODAY! Here’s a taste, and a link to the whole thing: youtu.be/EiDagejxKmk?... Show tonight at Our Wicked Lady to celebrate.

Mama Mia is right: Pissed about $90 Switch 2 games? Thank Donald Trump, his fake gamer buddy Elon Musk, and the Republican Party. Trump's Tariff Tax is coming for every part of American life. His useless trade war continues to make just existing harder for all of us, and it will only get worse

SHOWWWWW! Celebrate the release of our new single How to Make It In America with us, Lukka, Sailor Boyfriend, Kissed by an Animal, at Our Wicked Lady in Brooklyn this coming Thursday night! It’s gonna rule and you should go. RSVP: bandnada.com/p/65497-no-j...

My friends, @autoames.bsky.social and Coco

This is your midweek reminder to check out @nojerseyband.bsky.social’s new single “How To Make It In America” nojersey.bandcamp.com/track/how-to...

Good evening bluesky, if you’re looking for a new song about how the system failed us, may we suggest our new one, “How To Make It In America” open.spotify.com/album/2oKAL7...

COSMO JARVIS: Tell me the truth. Was Tom Hardy unavailable? CHRISTOPHER NOLAN: …no, of course not. ONE HOUR EARLIER:

They need to add online co-op to the next Spider-Man game so that me and @autoames.bsky.social can swing around the city together throwing goons off of tall buildings like we did in the old days, in real life

New single coming March 10th!Pre-save it here: vyd.co/HowToMakeItI...

My apologies for having to reach out again for aid, but we’ve been dealing with some cascading issues and I’m trying to get our cell phones back on and get out of a bad overdraft. Anything helps. pay links in the reply below:

a valentines carol starring me as the scrooge figure

A few years ago me and @nojerseyband.bsky.social put a thing out into the universe about trying to salvage joy from the wreckage of disaster and today I’m trying to borrow back a little of that energy. Hope it can help you, too. open.spotify.com/track/3wHvs7...

This is not an I-told-you-so. It's an invitation. There's still time to build the solidarity required to stop this onslaught. A start would be connecting the dots between Trump's willingness to ignore U.S. courts and the bipartisan, decades-long support for Israel's shredding of international law.

Folks are shocked that their institutions, after professing commitments to climate justice and DEI, are now caving to Trump and scrubbing all references. It's brutal. And it's the smallest taste of what our students felt when their universities called in the cops b/c they protested a genocide.

We’re a long way from “Don’t Be Evil” huh?