it sure would be nice if we could trust WOTC to keep its promises. it'd be great if this company didn't have a history of abandoning its every principle in the name of inflating profit margins

Not to doompost, but I think this would be the death of Magic the Gathering for LOT of ppl. I'm crossing my fingers we never get Rowling's filthy evil fingers in our game.

Collect them all to win a chance to execute a trans person in your personal life!

hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

The thing about kids asking about gay people is that most kids, when left to their own devices, will be more confused by anyone making rules that only certain people can kiss or get married than they will be by random people of various genders kissing or getting married.

Prayer circles are in full effect for these three new Shonen Jump manga to not get the axe aftermath.site/shonen-jump-al...

ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ (2025) Umamusume: Cinderella Gray Episode 13: Japans Best 00:10:26.016

Me with discord

"Guys it's ok we'll only be stealing the personal info of minors"

I don't want to fucking find another group chat platform I want the shitty people who make our fucking lives a little more miserable every single day over fake made up bullshit to fucking you know the thing we all want them to do at this point

great work ending ONLINE GROOMING guys you sure showed those PREDATORS by forcing everyone to remove age restrictions from nsfw servers since that'll be the only way to access them if you don't want your personal information leaked in data breaches! great work !

we;re building the fucking council of age regressors to determine whether or not we kill you. our platform now hinges on this

"Thousands are taking to the streets across Australian cities to protest Israeli President Isaac Herzog’s state visit, condemning him for complicity in Israel’s actions in Gaza."(PalTimes News) #Australia #Israel #Palestine #Gaza

dockworkers and union supporters across Italy are taking action to halt arms shipments to Israel, staging rallies and sit-ins at key port areas. Participants, waving Palestinian flags, are calling on Europe to stop facilitating military support for the occupation,

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Quantic Dream threatens to announce a re-release of Detroit: Become Human on Black History Month

the arcadion lore/dialogue reference is now out! includes character bios, arena visuals, collections of general arcadion and feral soul lore, and an entire questline transcript on a single page. i hope folks find it useful for art, writing, RP, etc! poiesis.notion.site/Arcadion-Dia... #solairerefs

“Researchers from Johns Hopkins, Georgetown and Yale universities recently found that 60 FDA-authorized medical devices using AI were linked to 182 product recalls, according to a research letter published in the JAMA Health Forum in August.”

Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason

this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it

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holy fucking peak

not even an extremely tiny buny is safe from controversy

No Kings includes Draft Kings

i like to imagine that barioru have taken about 17 different steps in the freak department and none in the feelings department

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/

Google may be morally reprehensible but Google Docs lets me write from my bed so who can say if it's bad or not

i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today

look, kid, whatever the other guy's henchmen said, we can't unionize. "the boss can't beat all of us" she easily can. we're goddamn putties. one hit to the chest and we die, and she's got a staff. our job is to obstruct teenagers and we can barely do that. our health plan is, if anything, too good

lindwurm prog going well

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

#ウマ娘 #ゴールドシチー #トーセンジョーダン #ダイタクヘリオス #メジロパーマー #Umamusume #goldcity #tosenjordan #daitakuhelios #Mejiropalmer

ウマ娘　メジロマックイーン

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

oh Hell yes Opedoto time . . . #opedoto #umamusume

[ssb] i started scribbling uma ears onto her and the rest fell into place

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

This man was murdered by an off-duty ICE agent and he has two young daughters who will not have the support of a father ever again. We can't raise even $300k for these girls?

I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Bro this shit is fucking fire

I had a neurospicy acquaintance with MS, who did freelance art. Her style was similar to what early AI slop produced. Her commissions dried up. She became a couch surfer, depressed, lost her insurance and access to her meds. Then killed herself. Every AI data center should burn for her pyre.

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

damn language barrier, I wonder what this is about

kids like zohran mamdani cause he says things like "I'm going to make housing cheaper" and then he makes housing cheaper but I think theyd like him way more if he said "67" and then did absolutely nothing

ayabe is like "man i suck so bad i wish my sister was here instead so she could be a better friend to curren chan" while curren is over on her bed thinking about baby trapping ayabe