NOVEMBER UPDATE: it's november

oh, you want my opinion on the game awards? uhhh the games are certainly games yeah uhmm the awards to the games should go to the right games (idk any of the games in any of the categories but my friends tell me silksong is cool)

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

seems like a good time to bring this joke back

oh no am i the repost man

Mamdani is going to implement Scabadebadebeda law. Scatman's World is now the national anthem.

NO NUT NOVEMBER HAS FALLEN

I'm gonna sow like crazy, y'all have fun reaping 👋🏻

babe wake up new covfefe dropped

Roses are red, Swings in your moods,

in Britain they call it the Nuclear Soccer

holy shit wait a second

i wish i had a joke for this, but as it seems, the jokes write themselves nowadays

does no kings include king kong? asking for a friend

i think

passive-aggressive behavior + wage theft = Genshin Impact

this feels like some sort of prophecy

Sir, a second whispering-to-the-president meme has dropped

mash up bands: Black Hot Sabbath Peppers

You will not live to see the next sunrise.

mash up bands: Queens of the Stone Temple

dunno who needs to hear this but no kings includes burger king

mfs really say 'i cant understand a single word hes saying' and then go home and listen to pearl jam

I will never vote for Sean Bean.

Come at me bro. I’m in the haunted Bass Pro pyramid.

new gravy just dropped

bsky is so funny cuz like you can see an account named 'dickandballs420' and check their posts and they're all political meanwhile 'liberal5002' is a porn account

sometimes i wonder that theres a gimmick account somewhere out there thats just so funny but i don't know where it is in this interconnected web that is bsky

we need a modern-day version of the bush shoe-throwing incident

she med on my bed till i till i uhh fuck i dont have any joke here

doesnt he understand that the mystery of amelia earhart's disappearance is like, one of the only things that keeps people talking about her? if he spoils the surprise, its no longer fun anymore

subtly downgrade a band Mild Chili Peppers

never have i ever thought that THE ONION of all people would release an epstein movie but here we are

"hehe watch this im gonna stop the escalator while hes on it" "haha do it no balls" "hahaha look he looks so pissed" "oh do the teleprompter next" "fuck it why not"

the real rapture was the friends we made along the way

she rap on my ture till i

rapture day might go down in bluesky history as one of the 'funny days' of bluesky alongside luigi day, conclave day, and the elon-DT breakup

WHAT holy shit it was

despite all my rage i am still just a lvl 6 mage

mirror mirror on the wall, are dogs allowed to play basketball?

@sentimentbot.bsky.social hey look its uhmm random bsky bot thing, lets check this out (context: it's meant to rate if your posts are more positive or negative)

i have no words

cant believe they killed jimmy kibble

Horny orcs in fiction have ruined us.

some of y’all have internalized classism against anti-Semitic minors who look like they were born alcoholic and it shows 🎊

Fortnite is xenophobic, Space Jam is xenophobic tankie dreck, Sunni movies are xenophobic, isekai is generally xenophobic, psychosis is xenophobic. Masscult under Jim Jones thought is inherently xenophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

imagine a reality show featuring all the assassins luigi and tyler robinson (the charlie kirk shooter) have a rivalry that gets all the drama stirred up thomas matthew crooks gets eliminated first episode brutus (the guy who assassinated caesar) is the host