People would do well to remember the distinction between legal and ethical.

How does Batman's mum call him for dinner? She doesn't because she was brutally murdered in front of her son.

Call of Duty Black Ops 7 just showed us a survey asking us how fun that match was... after running the benchmark tool

If the UK government was really serious about online safety they would have banned Twitter/X instead of implementing the Online Safety Act. That would've removed a major source of extremist hate but preserved small website communities and forums that offer safe aid and advice.

We're back from illness!

The sign of a good social media user is that their Post count is small and their Reply count is big. It means they spend their time participating in discussions rather than constructing zingers to harvest likes.

For once I'd love to be able to order a Domino's without needing a maths degree to work out which of the 5 million deals to use. Just lower the prices you cunts, nobody has ever paid full price anyway.

Every now and then I stumble upon a celebrity on bluesky and it makes me happy when I see they are decent people. Shouldn't surprise me that Batman is a good guy, I suppose.

Everyone should play Stray and Outer Wilds

seen on fbook this morning

This just turned up on my feed on Facebook, and I really haven't paid the guy or the party much attention, but it suddenly struck me that Polanski is going to become a significant political force simply because he speaks normally.

What a despicable thing to do, there's absolutely no reason to attack innocent people. I can't even fathom the motive for this, but it's absolutely misguided.

I cancelled my Disney+ subscription before it was cool (around when they cracked down on password sharing).

This is the best thing I've ever seen. And full marks for a safe base too, good lad.

To shock you with my political opinions: Reform and the Tories suck and I believe in voting for whatever to-the-left-of-them candidate is likely to beat them in your local constituency, based on up to the minute polling. Watch my video where I walk around a hedge coz ooh, looks spiky.

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Hey @plex.tv if you suffered a data breach, why are you "recommending" that people reset their passwords instead of just forcing a reset yourself? You have a duty of responsibility for your customers, including those who might not be able to reset anything right now.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Yeah, seriously. Joy is resistance. We have to find the joy wherever we can right now, and lecturing people who have found some brief relief from this hellscape about how bad they are is a real dick move. When they aren't hurting anyone, just shut up and let people enjoy things. Don't be a dick.

Picard: Computer! What can you tell me about the lifeform attacking the ship? Preppy voice barely audible through static hiss: A fantastic and insightful question! Now you're really thinking like a starfleet captain. This query really gets to the heart of the thorny issue of xenobiology.

Top marks for whomever put JD Vance's face on a Colin the caterpillar cake and top marks for @theguardian.com for making it the headline image.

“The attack killed the whole of Al Jazeera's reporting team in Gaza City.” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

If only this was a real option, then I'd stop getting aggro from folks that are offended that I dared reply to their public posts with a difference of opinion😅

@nostalgianerd.com why are you in the new King of the Hill?

just been camping for the first time in my life and i have some valuable camping advice: take everything with you. Everything in your house. Take your whole house with you and live in it. Live inside your house, at home. Stay at home, living in your house with everything in your house.

Word.

The S in MCP stands for security

Second best thing I did in a hot tub that weekend!

Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?

Long-Time Employee Will Always Be Remembered For Sticking Around Too Long theonion.com/long-ti...

Sad news about Hulk Hogan's death... Oh who am I kidding, the guy was a cunt. Sorry to his family.

I know it won't last, I know they'll cave and give in like they always do because that's easier than admitting they were wrong, but for the moment I'm thoroughly enjoying the MAGAt's losing their shit about the Epstein mess.

This actually happens in our house quite regularly with boxes.

Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag theonion.com/kitchen...

If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

Trump is building concentration camps in America, and the press hasn't caught on. So allow me: AMERICA IS BUILDING CONCENTRATION CAMPS TO GO WITH ITS SECRET POLICE. Trump and his supporters are waging war on innocent Americans. Never forget and never forgive the people who voted for this.

On the most uncomfortable coach trip of my life. I'd say the suspense is killing me but honestly the lack of suspension is what will do me in.

When younger, my brother once left a single Jaffa cake in the packet and I've never forgiven him for it - who wants just one Jaffa cake! Any time I'm at his house, I make sure to eat all but 1 biscuit to teach him a lesson. Its been 20 years now.

And other completely normal news headlines

Reposting this again before the season ends

I just discovered this meme and I love it. Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

The boss is away so I'm in charge. Naturally this called for wearing my pirate hat during this morning's stand-up meeting. Fair winds and following seas me hearties!