Toilet Paper Australia joined Cheeks Media at the Budget.

Just saw a highway patrol police officer on a date at the Village Bakery in Brunswick West and his motorbike was parked out front. His date looked like a real estate agent beige lady

Look at this fkn gross AI slop from Heineken. 🤮🤮 Surely Lion has rules around not using AI generated imagery in campaigns It's so bad and so shockingly obvious

I Survived The Great '26 NGOification Of Lived Stakeholder Experience And Now I Hold Space For Movements

I don't want to go to work tomorrow I want to go to Bilbo Baggins birthday party and ask Rosa for a dance

i love wearing my jeans fresh out of the laundry. love being unable to sit squat or walk for a minimum of six hours

🚨Exposed: A major Bunnings timber supplier has been linked to logging in critically endangered swift parrot habitat 🦜 #Bunnings claims it’s committed to Responsible Timber Sourcing, yet this revelation could mean what’s on the shelves is timber made of critical habitat for the #swiftparrot. #wildoz

A man on the tram just called his friend on the phone. His mate's name is Dangles. Onya Dangles

My brother said to me that he doesn't care for the monster of the week episodes of the X Files which is absolutely the wrong take to have.

A human bureaucrat can destroy only so many lives in a day; AI can ruin the lives of tens of thousands at once: https://bit.ly/4c1xglU

The mass drowning of emperor penguin chicks as sea ice is melted by the climate crisis has led the International Union for Conservation of Nature to declare the species officially in danger of extinction. Reporting by Damian Carrington, environment editor. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Maybe I'm self-concious about my own chin and neck, but it feels like all young people who get a lil filler and a lil bit of botox and perfect foreheads all also have the same chin. How? How did they all end up with the same chin??? How?? I want that chin!! Gimme that neck and chin

Saw someone wearing a tshirt that said in big letters on thr back SAD MUSIC FOR HORNY PEOPLE

where will we meet now?

My hatred for the ampersand in work PowerPoints is strong and overwhelming

I was brave today! (posted in the work group chat asking my colleagues to sign the petition to save writers vic) www.parliament.vic.gov.au/get-involved...

This large metal cylinder in Osaka is not connected to the road overhead. It's new sewerage, and the top is supposed to be at road level. For reasons no-one can yet explain, the pipe rose 10m overnight. www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/202...

Evelyn Araluen wins $125,000 for ‘politically uncompromising’ poetry at Victorian premier’s literary awards

After all that and there’s not one bare buttock in Wuthering Heights (2026)

Clearly a skill issue, i get up around 7 and do just fine

Cumquat: nature's Warhead lolly

Ideal triple feature for someone who has just moved to Australia from like, Canada. In the following order: 1. Dogs in Space 2. Crackerjack 3. The Castle This will guarantee the viewer optimal tonal viewing journey

We needed to normalise wearing name tags in the office

Big year for horse girls starting week after next!

Just been made aware of Haiti's winter Olympics get-up. That skirt looks warm, has good pockets, and has a massive horse on it. DING DING DING.

It's February, so here's a lil catch up. Fringe World Perth was a good time. Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne Comedy Festival next, and some other appearances too! https://lucybest.com/2026/02/04/its-february/

NEW SHOW - ADELAIDE FRINGE 2026: Where do you see yourself in five years' time? I hate that question, but it's a good question. An existential monologue about feeling stuck, performed entirely in a hot tub. FEB 20 - MAR 8 ARTHUR ARTBAR photo by Kate Cameron adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

Every day I go to work, talk about Mamdani's hot wife's hair cut, bring up pictures of her on google, point out how chic both her hair and she is, do my work, and go home.

I think of this tweet often

Hey someone the other day at work said there's a new social media site like tiktok and insta, but was created by a Palestinian Australian. I wanna join it. Anyone know it?

Lickin my chops like my cat licks her chops after she has just licked the inside of her own butthole

God gives his toughest battles (the summertime) to his bravest soldiers (bras)

“We’ve invented a magic computer. It uses all of the earth’s resources, we’ve spent trillions on it and it’s the sole growth area of the US economy.” “What does it do?” “We were hoping you could tell us.”

The important thing is that, instead of tightening gun restrictions after the Bondi massacre, we made it illegal to talk about genocide.

One of my favourite reddit pages is r/bald because of the glow ups! It's filled with poor dweeby men who have terrible thinning hair and then they shave it off its like when a girl takes off her glasses in a 90s high school film. Instantly hot

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When people post before and afters of their apartment renovation and the photos aren't from the exact same angle is MADDENING! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! ILLEGAL INTERNET BEHAVIOUR!

Today’s comic in @australia.theguardian.com It’s only mid January and we’ve had destructive cyclones, deadly heatwaves, bushfires followed by flash floods and the cherry on top, a coal approval!

My neighbours are always talking at their dog like she's an idiot. Justice for Lulu!!

Who else's confirmation name was Joan of Arc when you were 12?

Rock on everyone

the abc interview with Peter Malinauskas is awesome cause its basically the journalist going 'hey man, here are some things you lied about and some things you said that are defamatory, want a chance to walk them back a little before the court case?' and the SA premier going 'no, i will dig deeper'

United Nations rightfully calling out Australia's human rights abuses of asylum seekers in offshore 'detention centres'. "...Australia failed to... prevent torture & ill-treatment... or to provide adequate rehabilitation & medical care, amounting to 'torture & cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment'

sex and the city is my favorite monster of the week show

I wonder how many writers try to convince their publishers to also credit their pets with a co-writing credit. Most, I reckon

If you like homework you're gonna LOVE being an author!!!!!

The men of Albert Park /Port Melbourne are out tonight, hose in one hand, glass of red in the other, all hosing down the path front their front doors to the letterboxes. Every single one of them.

wow really helpful, thank you new york times