america is jealous that people stand up for countries it attacks, which is why it has started attacking america

there's too many takes on the internet nowadays. haven't you people ever heard of a give?

people will forgive anything for a public holiday. they should rename the phrase bread and circuses and public holidays

NEW SHOW - ADELAIDE FRINGE 2026: Where do you see yourself in five years' time? I hate that question, but it's a good question. An existential monologue about feeling stuck, performed entirely in a hot tub. FEB 20 - MAR 8 ARTHUR ARTBAR photo by Kate Cameron adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

bring back the times when people just made up what an ai said instead of screenshotting joke queries

Only two more chances to catch Unbelievable at Melbourne Fringe, before it goes on the road! The audience so far has described as poignant, mesmerising, funny, endearing, hilarious... all words I like to hear in relation to my storytelling! www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

we have collectively watched over 15,000 hours of instagram videos (involuntarily) and will present them to you for your viewing displeasure two nights only www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/eve...

they introduced an upwards guillotine between the seats of trains that would slice up every now and again to prevent spreading. 85% of men got the outside of their legs and elbows chopped off. there was a big public outcry and the guillotines were dismantled

they introduced an upwards guillotine between the seats of trains that would slice up every now and again to prevent spreading. 85% of men got the outside of their legs and elbows chopped off. there was a big public outcry and the guillotines were dismantled

my wife is called simile. cor, what is she like!!!

The absolutely amazing crazy wonderful The Ceremony at the Fridge @benvolchok.bsky.social I can explain words it, fail me Nothing like it FIVE STARS

WHAT'S IN THE BOX? Lineup for Thursday 14th August, 1pm, Globe Bar, 13 Niddry Street: STEVIE YARDY (@marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social) BEN VOLCHOK (@benvolchok.bsky.social) DAN MCKEE (@danmckee.bsky.social) Bring an item, pop it in the box and watch the chaos unfurl. Free entry!

Went to see this yesterday and it was a real highlight! An outstanding example of interactive theatre that really draws on the creativity of the audience. The host is fantastic at finding games with the audience, bringing us into his world and letting us shape it collectively as a crowd 😊

Finished last night w rewatches of @benvolchok.bsky.social 's The Ceremony AND Underground Monk Show, both of which re-wire your brain & i cannot elaborate on how or why or what your brain ends up as, but it's a good thing

This begins TOMORROW! Please join me.

is thomas the tank engine a sci-fi or fantasy?

#ACMS 📆 Monday 14th July 🏰 The Phoenix pub 🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/662626/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social & @tombellforever.bsky.social, with Ben Target, @benvolchok.bsky.social, @sueharrison123.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

Recently I've started doing Pirate, which is a cross between Pilates and Karate

#ACMS 📆 Monday 14th July 🏰 The Phoenix pub 🎟️ £10+ online, from wegottickets.com/event/662626/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with @benvolchok.bsky.social, @edyhurst.bsky.social, Halima Habil, @sueharrison123.bsky.social AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names

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composing a frittata in egg major

one child policy but for branches of a shop or restaurant. one branch of a shop or restaurant policy

[soylent green voice] we're not training the robots!!! they're training us!!!!!!

Hello Melbourne! I'm doing my interactive, improvised ritual show The Ceremony (not a cult) one more time to help raise some funds to return to the Edinburgh Fringe and tour around the UK. 5th of July, 8.30pm The Motley Bauhaus Join me. 👁🙏👁 www.eventfinda.com.au/2025/the-cer...

excited to be doing this next month!!!

emmanuel marcmaron

Speaking of Edinburgh Fringe, this is one of my favorite clown shows in recent memory. I kinda can't believe what Ben had us do the last time I attended this. Recommended: bsky.app/profile/benv...

🕯DEAR EDINBURGH, YOU ARE ONCE AGAIN INVITED TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY🕯 An improvised, interactive ritual/group therapy/comedy show. Not a cult. Every night is completely different. Join me. 31 JUL - 25 AUG Summerhall

the law of conservation of energy states that nothing ever truly changes which is why it doesn't matter if i don't put the dishes away

joining a political party to change it from within. joining a weapons manufacturer to change it from within. joining a mining corporation to change it from within. joining

one must imagine the boiling frog happy

"It’s silly and chaotic but it is a real experience because we experienced it together." @benvolchok.bsky.social's THE CEREMONY runs until Sunday! festmag.com/2025/02/18/a... #AdlFringe

just in time for oscar season

Re-AniMated for another year! You cant stop this juggernaut of extremely niche content! The pod returns with @benvolchok.bsky.social and Jeff's last onscreen collab with Stuart Gordon: reimagining Edgar Allen Poe's "The Black Cat" on Masters of Horror (2007) reanimatespod.libsyn.com/the-black-ca...

PERTH! One week till we begin The Ceremony. Six entirely unique evenings. Interactive and improvised, this is the late-night deep and meaningless you didn't know you needed. Join me... fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/the...

"i had a feeling this would happen" no, you have anxiety. you had a feeling everything would happen

petitioning for the introduction of the "phono", which is like a smoko but for your phone

Sad! Cost Living Crisis in Action: These Finance Bros and Real Estate Agents Make Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars Per Year and Still Can't Afford Socks

there are two kinds of people in the world. they are both wolves and they are trying to get out of you, who is also a kind of wolf-person trying to get out of someone else. there is no end to this cycle

just autocorrected "all the best" to "ask the beef" so this is exclusively the phrase i will be using from now on

TOP TEN ELECTRIFIED POOS NUMBER TWO WILL SHOCK YOU

man visits proctologist. says he is depressed because of his sad bum. proctologist says "pagliacci the clown is in town. he has the best bum in the world". man turns to proctologist and says: "butt doctor, i am pagliacci"

Vlog. Short for Vlogimir

ten years ago we banned the word "bro" but it's made a surprising comeback. it's time to ban it again

well well well

not all heroes wear capes. some of them are clumsy and will step on them all the time

pushing the overton window back to the left by creating socialist clickbait for hate-watching