Bill Jenrick (father) LinkedIn: "I served a 5 year apprenticeship at AEI Manchester and qualified as a Management accountant. Then I worked as an accountant...." Robert Jenrick (son) : "...gas fitters like my dad"

🤣🤣🤣 There are ALWAYS receipts. Fucking love it.💪😁

“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Er..........

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Howler Seddon not picking the right option.

Super, super Matt... puts us back in front!

What a finish! Stevens! #AFCWimbledon

Stevens is quite right to be fuming. Pass the BALL BROWN

Players look really annoyed.

I’m sure they were telling Lineker to keep politics out of football.

Foul on Bishop I think. Player backed into Bishop

The way Tice keeps going on about this, you'd almost think he'd received £2.3m from people with links to fossil fuels and climate change denial. Oh, hang on...

Amorim should have got on the phone to Johnnie Jackson about how to keep a clean sheet at Blundell Park

Maybe Eric Cantona’s trawler statement was actually an attempt to warn Man United about Grimsby

Nearly done at Edinburgh fringe, tonight 1 last stand up show at the Stand and then last Ordinary Decent Criminal performance tomorrow at Summerhall.

🕯DEAR EDINBURGH, YOU ARE ONCE AGAIN INVITED TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY🕯 An improvised, interactive ritual/group therapy/comedy show. Not a cult. Every night is completely different. Join me. 31 JUL - 25 AUG Summerhall

The absolutely amazing crazy wonderful The Ceremony at the Fridge @benvolchok.bsky.social I can explain words it, fail me Nothing like it FIVE STARS

Letter to the Times on Palestine Action as a terrorist group, from the (retired) UK commander of the RAF Greenham Common cruise missile base.

www.theguardian.com/football/202... More franchising. Multi club owners want Oasis style ticketing, touring the world. Germany is out only hope.

Oh you absolutely useless wankers

Can’t ask for much more than that, apart from a bit of luck. Everyone played their hearts out, new signings all looked good, fans sounded brilliant on TV.

Really - I am positive We matched them quite well. Our subs looked good. They had better chances, but they are getting premiership parachute payments. What more did we expect ? #AFCwimbledon

Get rid of Thomas Tuchel

Could be an awkward final if Germany beat Spain tomorrow How Jess Carter met Ann-Katrin Berger: ‘As far as I knew I thought I was straight’ Carter and Berger met as flatmates when they both played for Birmingham City in 2016 www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Apologies to the neutrals for not letting Walsall provide more entertainment, our defence are a bunch of killjoys (although we did allow them a moment to think they'd equalise before snuffing it out 😉)

Nigel Farage wants attention for *saying* he’d scrap the 2-child benefit cap. But in the vote against it, did he show up? No. Zero Reform MPs voted against the cap in July. Green MPs put it in our costed manifesto, signed the motion, and voted to scrap it. Actions not words.

Well worth reading this explainer by @davidallengreen.bsky.social on why Lucy Connolly received a 31-month sentence for her post. emptycity.substack.com/p/explaining...

Hell of a day. Hell of a night. Hell of a hangover.

What a time to score #afcwimbledon #afcw

Thanks Gary

Nil points! #Eurovision

A Muppet just gave us 12 points #Eurovision #UnitedKingdom

We are off nil points #Eurovision France doing well...

Seriously guys. Can we talk about how amazing Switzerland have been servicing the Eurovision faithful? The 2020 Eurovision throwbacks at the semi-final. Bringing back more older acts to perform again. It feels like they’re doing all they can to please the Eurovision fan faithful. #Eurovision

#Eurovision The house has - 23. Sweden | KAJ – “Bara Bada Bastu”, 12. Netherlands | Claude – “C’est La Vie”, 19. Switzerland | Zoë Më – “Voyage” I have 23. Sweden | KAJ – “Bara Bada Bastu”, 24. France | Louane – “maman”, 12. Netherlands | Claude – “C’est La Vie”

That was very French from France... I quite liked it! #eurovision

Like she’s too close to a council gritter #france #eurovision

#Eurovision French entries are so French love it.

The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision

I want one of those dressing gowns. #Sweden #Eurovision

#Sweden #Eurovision Winner Bara Bada Bastu

Fauna other set of disco mo es I need to learn Go Take A Suana #Eurovision We have a winner! Sorry Netherlands

All Made In Switzerland Good entry can we vote for them ? #Eurovision

Denmark #Eurovision

#Eurovision Subtle entry from Malta which contrasts to Switzerland very much

switzerland! an outstanding french-language ballad and one of the best host entries in years. it’s heavily personal, meaningful and excellently staged with some of the coolest camerawork of this year. i’m so glad there weren’t weird glitches this’ll do amazingly #eurovision