A reminder for the nationalists out there

I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.

So annoying that my boy and the rest of the marching band keep getting interrupted by these other people trying to play football on the field. How rude.

I’ve been 41 for less than one whole day, and I gotta say, so far it’s not been great.

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

*photo of an attractive celebrity doing absolutely nothing* “Look at this absolute master of mog-farming rizz-pissing! Has anyone EVER gaze-glazed harder than this glistening lustchungus???”

Of all the one hit wonders, Come on Eileen is the wonder that hits most oncely.

🎵Ba na na na Ba na na na Hey hey hey You’re fruit🎵

No one ever suspects you have a mouth full of bees until it's too late...

In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists when unprovoked — what would we call it? If federal agents marched down streets demanding papers — what would we say? Authoritarianism — let’s not pretend it’s something else when it happens in our American cities.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.

To Donald Trump, “doing his job” means censoring, deporting, and killing people so, no, I would not like Donald Trump to “do his job.”

Trump's UN speech was his most embarrassing showing since the "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL" one

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

Democracy may be dead, but Sbarro still exists and that’s almost the same thing, right?

I’m in the Druid shop. I’m in the Sbarro. I’m in the combination Druid shop/Sbarro. With @marbach.bsky.social

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Censorship never stops with just one book, one newspaper, one person. The end goal of censorship is always complete control. For Christ's sake, Kimmel just showed a video of the President's own words. Stop capitulating. It will never save you in the end.

The midterm elections will be like a carpool where half want to drive to the movies and half want to drive off a cliff. Even if movies win, you’re still buckled in with cliff people.

Things are so bad white people noticed.

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

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Trans rights are human rights.

I feel like the whole "mourn properly or you will be reported and lose your job" is a prelude to "pray and vote properly or you will be reported and lose your job."

Chaos. Much to the chagrin of @marbach.bsky.social

I've been putting out fires with other, more intense fires.

ICE threw me and other protestors to the ground on Friday because we dared to stand up for our neighbors. I’m okay, but our communities aren’t. We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.

Pivoted so hard they affected the earth's rotation

I do not applaud or celebrate any act of violence. I will, however, observe that people who continuously play stupid games are likely to eventually win stupid prizes.

Stelio is not only here for the food, he’s giving pointers on how to properly assemble a sandwich. Jas is all rides all the time. Calla is fascinated by the games people play and the prizes. Arnold Fiff is just hiding, loud noises scare him. What say you @marbach.bsky.social ?

Officially filed the paperwork with the state today. The Chaos Cat Cooperative is going live! ❤️

We’re very excited 🥹❤️

When your brain is broken and you have way too many ideas on the white board:

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Hey, quick question, so where are all those militias who claimed they needed their guns to prevent a tyrannical government from taking over?

i feel like you could convince rfk jr that midichlorians are real

Apparently, the key to longevity is being as evil as possible. No other explanation.

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.

Blocking me causes a Caelian bloodsnake to take up residence in your lower intestine.

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

No one should be permitted to own a weapon that has the power to kill or maim dozens of people in seconds, at the mere touch of a button. No one. The fetishization of weaponry and death is a sickness and needs to be treated as such.

School just started, and we are already mourning two children killed and dozens more injured as they prayed during mass. It doesn’t have to be this way. Congress must act to keep our kids safe.

I hate raising my children in a country where "someone opened fire on a bunch of kids" is just a normal thing that happens