WE HAVE ENOUGH REBOOTS PLZ STAHP

Everyone on and involved with this show is so hot idc idc idc

When someone says, “Weren’t you too old for Hannah Montana?”

Trump: "'Sir, could I have a little breakfast so we could discuss this bill?' You know, like a perfect bill, like voter ID or something. But Bill didn't have to be too great to do it. He said, 'Can we maybe have a little breakfast at the White House, sir?' 'Come on over for breakfast, Bill.'

happy short king spring! 🌷

High of 90 in the corn state means it’s time to make a summer playlist

Conan Gray announces ‘Wishbone’ Deluxe out April 24.

DUN3 is literally right there

Did you know that in New York City you can't wipe your ass without an ID?

Crying to a HR Live Version of Out of the Woods edit this morning before 10 AM local time

Darlene Mtchell during the roast: 🤡🥸🤪🥴🤓👀😜

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams are just giving us what it would have been like if Hugh Hackman and Keanu Reeves gave us a gay love story in the 90s

MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz

Noah Kahan defends Chappell Roan in new post: “Maybe they should just idk leave her alone? Also those dudes saying ‘I'm a huge fan’ following her around are scalpers and are as bad as the paparazzi. F**k em all”

All I want for my birthday is a complete United States passenger railway system

At this point it’s elder abuse

Me showing Demi Lovato my favorite mug

Mawma this mug!

working?? on a friday? while GAY?

“Heated Rivalry takes home Outstanding New TV Series at the GLAAD Awards. Thank you GLAAD!” via heatedrivalrytv

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I am very important to god

Why is he standing like a super villain from a terrible movie?

The “anti war” president btw

FREE PIT PICS #TheTraitors

'I tink that he tinks that we don't tink...' this is the greatest television ever made

Put your tinking caps on, everyone. It's time for traitors.

so what’s the move this weekend

It’s giving Friday but it’s only Thursday

Guys, idk, i think electing someone who can absolutely dogwalk establishment dems while calling for the end of billionaires, abolishing ice, and providing for the material needs of all people might have some juice here. go, @katmabu.bsky.social, go! #ChicagoElection #IL9

A Tkachuk gave it to him lmao if you don’t want it just give to someone on the street then

Woke bitches winning? We love to see it. www.raygunsite.com #raygun

I’m sorry please correct me if I’m insane and wrong… but is this newsom saying he “fell prey” to not being “culturally normal” because he was supportive of same sex marriage?

It’s not leadership anymore it’s a circus, and everyone’s fighting for center ring.

The AI exec says there won’t be AI slop.

Idfc this shit is weird as fuck @netflix.com

But what if I can’t think about shareholder value today?

haven’t stopped thinking abt this

men used to go to war and now we just hop on quick calls instead 😔😔

Energy I will be bringing to anyone asking for my vote to be for Newcum

FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

Me to me in the bar bathroom mirror

What mental illness is it that makes people think Jimmy John’s is good?

Me when sometimes brings up religion, work or their kids in casual conversation

his answer