Not often ESPN scoops The Onion.

It may not happen soon, but Mitch Bradley should remember that he can be recalled to duty someday and court martialed for ordering murder.

if someone made this coin there would be huge demand for it.

Iran 3, U.S. 2.

Borrow a yacht from someone at Mar-a-logo, and go for a sail in the straits.

His girdle is too tight.

That's a weak defense. They let him walk right by with the ball without even trying to tackle him. 🏈

Gosh, I wonder why young people are souring on Trump. nypost.com/2026/03/19/u...

I heard hear speak at the Washington protest of Nixon's second inaugural in 73.

REP. BOEBERT ON THE $200 BILLION MORE TRUMP WANTS FOR HIS WAR: “I would not vote for a war supplemental. No. I am so tired of spending money elsewhere. I’m tired of the industrial war complex getting all our hard-earned tax dollars. We need America First policies.”

Not a no.

Big "Ivanka and Jared privately opposed" energy here. Tough PR strategy to pull off if you're the "decider" though. 🤔

They speak with a unified voice. Unfortunately,it's the voice of a madman.

Called it!

BALTIMORE—In surprise testimony in federal court Thursday, an immigration officer revealed that more than 100 asylum seekers were wrongfully deported in violation of a court-ordered settlement agreement in a long-running case that has gotten national attention. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/exclusi...

Increasingly seems to me like the WH has *intentionally* taken out a "blame Israel" insurance policy as a kind of fallback/escape route when and if things go sideways.

It sounds like someone composed the post for That Fucking Asshole in order to mitigate the damage done by Israel's inflammatory action. (Pun intended.)

“We can’t last 34 more months of what we’ve seen in the last 14. We’re fucked if this guy serves out his term. He’s gonna trash everything once and for all.”

14% blame Democrats is amazing.

Did you know that in New York City you can't wipe your ass without an ID?

Oh @economist.com

Jesus Fucking Christ.

The new spin: Attacking Iran is part of the plan to bring manufacturing back to the U.S.

lots of squirming from Gabbard and Ratcliffe in response to Castro's line of questioning about how the goals of Israel and the US aren't aligned

CROW: So we're less certain of the positions of Iranian leadership and their intentions than we were 60 days ago, correct? GABBARD: That's an accurate assessment

Gabbard: The president determines if the moon is made of green cheese. Gabbard is telling us that we all are living in That Fucking Assholes delusions.

Gabbard's testimony today is striking -- she is barely trying to hide that she disagrees with Trump's decision to go to war with Iran

This could get complicated. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

Twist and Gout

He's a yes. He just wants the attention that comes with being undecided.

Powell: "The thing a good number of people on the committee are concerned about is very very low level of job creation. If you adjust the trend job creation over the past 6 months for what we think is overstatement due to overcounting, effectively there is 0 net job creation in the private sector"

Powell: "Near term measures of inflation expectations have risen in recent weeks, likely reflecting the substantial rise in oil prices caused by the supply disruptions in the Middle East"

FOX NEWS: Can you vote for him? RAND PAUL: No

At this point Trump will need to release all of the Epstein files in order to distract from this war in Iran.

The theme song for this administration should be "Tomorrow" The sun will come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There'll be sun!

Translation: Sure the president fucked us over, but he fucked over everyone else even more. So it's worth it.

Next question: Why weren't you briefed before coming here today?

Prediction: Paul votes no; Fetterman votes yes.

Tulsi Gabbard has this pat answer wherever senators ask her about intelligence regarding Iran's capabilities and why Trump didn't take it seriously before going to war

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: That was an official trip that was classified PETERS: Where was that trip? MULLIN: I just said it's classified, sir PETERS: So where did you 'smell war'? MULLIN: I just said -- it's classified

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I wonder how Blumenthal feels about having to sit next to Fetterman?

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

What the President has done: Make China stronger.

FLASHBACK: “I don’t want everybody to vote— our leverage in elections goes up as the voting populace goes down.” Heritage Foundation & ALEC co-founder Paul Weyrich told us what the “SAVE” Act is really about — saving Trump and Republicans from voters

An unidentified former president told Trump how right he was to launch the war in Iran. Unidentified foreign officials also told him they’re enthusiastic about Strait of Hormuz assistance. It’s amazing how Trump enjoys the support of his many secret friends, isn’t it? www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

It's the two week anniversary of Paxton Made Trump His Bitch Day to all who celebrate

Casar: "Trump said oil prices going up would be 'small price to pay.' Well, everything for him is small price to pay bc he never pays it. It's not his budget getting stretched thin. It's not his kids getting shipped off to war. They're too busy cashing in on business deals w/Middle Eastern despots"