LOL. Gnats are the least an MMA fight on the White House lawn deserves.

😏 Get 'em! (I do not like Thomas Massie's politics, but I love this fight)

Really is undersold just how much of a dumbass Vance is. Granted, there's so much else to focus on but he's just a true heir to the Kingdom of Dumbasses and the fact that anyone can pretend he's remotely intellectual is a damnation upon our society.

Well, yeah.

so i am going to say this as gently as i can: i think a lot of people got peekaboo'd here and forgot the cia's most successful work has been undermining democratic regimes in the americas by exploiting popular uprisings to install hardliners.

Susan Collins' inability to understand is why she needs to lose in November

These AI pushers should be forced to use shitty AI in a basement somewhere where it doesn't affect the rest of humanity.

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Not a chance in hell.

This is a guy thing, right? I know that I have never thought about anything in a port-a-potty, besides, "Ewww, must hurry!"

Man just when you think his sycophants couldn't get any ickier or dumber another one crawls out.

Nothing makes someone look guiltier than forcing the Justice Department to promise never to investigate your taxes or prosecute you for anything they might find

i don’t like massie and i have never liked massie, and i think him losing his primary provides a lot of supporting evidence that the party’s just a personality cult now, because he absolutely stuck to his principles, almost all of which every republican claims to share save one

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

Students booed AI hucksters at University of Arizona, University of Central Florida and now Middle Tennessee State University too. For all the media obsession over Fair Harvard, these schools are much more typical of the college experience, so maybe we could get a Big NYT Thinkpiece on this?

Oh, ffs, do people have shame anymore?

Awww Duffy stole Bondi's burn book idea, but he sucks at it

Peters was convicted by a jury of her peers of 4 felonies, including conspiracy to cover up her crimes. One piece of evidence was her own admission to a subordinate that she knew she “was going to go to jail.” A post-election audit found CO ballots were correctly recorded and Biden won by 14 points

Great to see ABC news doing this - that's Rebel News panicking because if everyone does it they no longer have a business model @news.abc.net.au

“Won’t somebody think of the terrorists?”

The core of Trumpism is "one day I'll get my cut." DOGE dividends, reparations payments, Trump accounts, tariff checks, whatever. It's the same con the far right has been running for decades, and Trump does it the best. Vote for me and you'll get your cut. Nobody ever gets their cut except him.

Thread 👇 (it's like years ago, when Elon went on stage at Dave Chappelle's SF show and got mercilessly mocked & booed, and he seemed genuinely surprised they didn't like him)

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

This is exactly the way. Find some awful Jan6 story from your state, your CD, and start talking relentlessly about it, asking people if they want to pay that criminal.

If you stand behind Trump next to Mehmet Oz and RFK Jr for a photo op, you are choosing to write the narrative that you are part of this group. That's a hell of a choice, @mcuban.bsky.social 😳

"This is what happens when liberals are mean to me on bluesky."

F-ing antisemitic Israelis. 🤮

I think this post broke the site, so I'm going to post a close-up of RFK Jr and Trump's rotting zombie hands so we can all scream together.

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

Sean Hannity: "Homicide, rape, sexual assault, sexual assault of minors..." Justin Jones: "Are you going through Trump's charges?"

A “fun” thing about the 1776 number is it makes it more clear how much the settlement agreement is corrupt. Todd Blanche signed his name to an official government document claiming this figure was “based on the projected valuation of future claimants’ claims,” which is clearly, obviously, a lie.

trying to overturn a free and fair election is, in a real democracy, one of the most serious crimes there is nine years is a light sentence for what she did

Watching yet another bullshit legacy media plagiarism scandal unfold and I am just hopping mad about all the incredibly talented writers, reporters, photographers, and editors out there who love their work and have integrity and are scrabbling for a dwindling number of freelance assignments.

Fuck, that photo looks dark, like it's from some new dystopian series.

Everyone involved in posting this should be fired and everyone in the chain of command whose office is subject to impeachment, including the president, should be impeached. Just for this. I am not kidding in the least, and Democrats who let this go by without comment are putting us all in danger.

Progressive candidate for Colorado AG calls for censure or impeachment of Gov Jared Polis (D) for giving clemency to Tina Peters

He's such an odd combination of hot athlete and Frankenstein's monster.

Waaaaah, what if I actually have to work to get my work done?

“.. We spotted nine Polymarket accounts .. who made collectively $2.4 million betting almost exclusively on U.S. Military operations. .. “.. Now, here is the crazy part. 98% win rates.” @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/media/news/6...

Also fuck Mike Johnson for saying politicians can't survive off $175k salaries but they expect citizens to live off $40k or $7.25 an hour. Fuck all the way off

Tim Burchett said straws are for women only, RFK Jr works out in jeans, J.D. Vance didn't know how to order donuts, and the president thinks you need to show photo ID to buy "groceries" which is an old-fashioned term only he rediscovered.

The people who sided with Democrats to force Trump DOJ’s Pedo Protection Racket to start releasing the files get the most vicious treatment from Trump. I wonder why?

noted profile in cowardice wants his old colleagues to stand up to the guy he kowtowed to back when his choices actually mattered www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/u...

FYI

unfortunately, it appears that at the top of maslow’s hierarchy of needs is Posting

unfurling a "white replacement" banner should get you permabanned from MLB stadiums

It’s ok folks. Susan Collins has assured Jared Polis that Tina Peters has learned her lesson.

With the news that Gov Jared Polis of Colorado just granted clemency to Tina Peters, justice has been once again perverted, and this time by a DEMOCRAT desperate for Donald Trumps adoration. Congrats Jared Polis. I bet you get invited to the WH now