I think the fun thing about the latest John Oliver episode is that he’s mainstreaming what has been common discourse here for months, in that if you’re a government official/reporter/someone who considers themselves a non-Nazi then what the FUCK are you still doing on X?

John Oliver made an extremely solid case for leaving Twitter tonight. I wonder if anyone of note still there will finally realize it’s time.

The culprit or winning side of this one was #GoBolts teammate Ryan McDonagh. 27: “Just put a little wager on it, just for fun. But what a game. Could have gone either way, and all you can really say is how proud you are of the sport, how far it's come. Incredible game.”

Matthew Tkachuk is the best in the world at playing hockey like a feral raccoon, and disappearing a big game while his teammates carry him.

The call has been made! NYC Public Schools will have a full snow day tomorrow.

Great game, Canada! It was an honor/honour to play against such fantastic neighbors/ neighbours.

Imagining Tom Wilson sadly flushing the toilet he had pre-filled with champagne to drink in celebration

The only reason Hellebuyck was the best in the Olympics tournament is because Vasilevskiy wasn’t there.

Well done, intertubes

i'm sorry, the other kid was recording on his meta glasses in the hallway of a school? and that part is supposed to be acceptable?

It appears #GoBolts defenseman Darren Raddysh might have lost a bet… The Canadian is rocking a fresh Team USA jersey at practice after today’s gold medal game that saw USA win 2-1 in overtime.

Why does Brock Nelson look like Mr. Fantastic? 🤣

The thing is this should be a beautiful story. Quinn Hughes. Connor Hellebuyck. Johnny Gaudreau jersey. But it fucking sucks because of *entire world*

Holding up Johnny Gaudreau's jersey just making me cry more.

ORLANDO REPRESENT!! 🇺🇸

I’ll forgive the 3-on-3 if the golden goal comes from Hagel or Guentzel

My gentle Puck, come hither.

It’s once again time 🫩

Hagel/Guentzel #BucciOvertimeChallenge

USA has not played well at all, absolute dog shit play from all the “key” players. The only reason the have a chance is Hellebuyck.

Incoming Mackinnon McDavid Makar line for the next hour.

I think if it is tied at the end if the game, OT should just be Mighty Ducks 2 rules. You can lasso the Tkachuk brothers and knock their heads together. That's legal in Olympic OT.

Whatever side you're on here, I think we can all agree that it'd be better for this game to end in regulation. Three-on-three is not real hockey, and should not decide a freaking Olympic gold medal.

Instead. Both teams send one skater out there to fight another skater, and they stay on the ice as long as they don’t hit the ice. Until a bench is emptied.

I swear if this ends in a 3 on 3 both countries should riot.

Quinn Hughes responds to the coach by saying “Yes Chef”

This team could really use a Point or Cirelli, you know players with championship pedigree that know how to get it done.

Somewhere Phil Kessel is guzzling some glizzys

Cooper strategy, lose the faceoff in the Offensive Zone during a PP.

A Lightning on Lightning crime? lol

Bolt on Bolt violence there

Lol Lightning on Lightning infraction

You’re on the team because you can score goals. SHOOT THE PUCK!

Me screaming at Matthews making a dumb play, I now know what it feels like to be @stevedangle20.bsky.social

lol the Olympics not having as much pomp and circumstance as other facets of sport. This is what happens when the impetus for a game being played is love, joy, etc and not 💰.

Me realizing which of my Bluesky follows are Canadian 🤣

God damn this has been some good fucking hockey

The Tkachuks suck. Absolutely dog crap from them.

Tom Wilson is going to be the reason the NHL is out of future Olympics.

Fly Free Bird Fly 🦅 #PlayTheSolo

“I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Canucks have. Screw ‘em!!! This is your time. Now go out there and take it” 🇺🇸 #PlayTheSolo

H mart snacks have been hit or miss TBH, but these… listen, straight up French fries and ketchup taste. My wife even said they’re like McDonalds fries

🇺🇸🦅🏒 🥇 game bound

BATTLE OF FLORIDA WACK HIM ERIK

Ok, I guess cue up “Free Bird” and keep it on repeat. We celebrating 🇺🇸 🏒

I swear the NBC commentators just said, “Connor McDavid wearing the C for Tampa”