Makes me think of the people who love to shout “TWIST HIS DICK” at pro wrestling shows. Maybe all sports fans are the same at heart 🤣

To combat *gestures wildly at the horrors* : What’s one thing that’s going GREAT for you so far in 2026? I’ll go first. My mission to befriend the neighborhood crows is gaining steam. They’ve come to my house the last 2 days, I have fed them and it made me happy!

For a second straight week, 86 is the NHL’s First Star of the Week after leading the league in scoring with 3 G, 7 A in 3 GP. His 5 points on Saturday tied for the most by any player in a single game this season and pushed the #GoBolts  win streak to seven games. www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...

*2026

The slightest of downsides to watching Heated Rivalry the show before starting the book series is that I picture François Arnaud in my head while I’ve been reading Game Changer. Book Scott Hunter is described as blonde, my brain goes “uhhh no he isn’t.”

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

Holy smokes

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

Jan 4th - When driving back to college, Billy Gambini & Stanley Rothenstein stop for groceries. After they leave, the clerk is robbed and murdered. The "two yutes" were later arrested for the crime. 📽️📅 My Cousin Vinny (1992)

Laila Edwards' family is fundraising to be able to join her in Milan for the Olympics. If you're able to help or share this, please do.

Hey, Darren, how many goals do you have through two periods for the #GoBolts tonight? Raddysh's 12 goals now third-most by any defenseman in the NHL this year.

great news, all of trump’s businesses go bankrupt, this is our path to a green future

A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.

Might mess around and try to write a fantasy romance book this year. I had some ideas yesterday. And it’s basic framework so far but I think it could work. I’ve read a lot of these kind of stories. Keep the tropes I like, twist or discard the ones I don’t. The hard part: actually writing.

Fans: “The NHL needs to grow the game!” *NHL has the Winter Classic & a Stadium Series game in Florida* Some fans: “Not like that!”

The Panthers look like they are trying to do a spin on a 1960s uniform when the team didn’t exist then. Teams created in the 90s should just really lean into the 90s insanity when it comes to marquee event games. Including the Lightning in this because the Stadium Series unis are boring.

Is Raven still doing Ru’s makeup for the show? Because that nose contour/highlight situation is….

Feeling better about the Lightning’s stadium series uniforms after seeing what the Panthers are wearing tonight.

Happy season 18 of RuPaul’s Drag Race premiere day to all who celebrate .

STORY: When Charle-Edouard D'Astous was recalled from the AHL in October, he wanted to prove to the #GoBolts he was an NHL player. After signing an extension with the Lightning today? "I think I’ve got better in myself. I think I can bring more." www.nhl.com/lightning/ne...

Me: “I’ll watch another episode of The Mighty Nein on my lunch break.” Me after finishing “Little Spark”:

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

"We need Stallions for the Olympics" "JT Miller is a toxic asshole who can't play at a high level anymore. We need him on our roster"

Carlos Sainz?

Corey Perry, retire bitch.

Wow. That escalated quickly at the end of the game here.

ANTHONY CIRELLI TIES THE GAME!!

I get the same commercials every commercial break on the Lightning streaming service when I watch games and it is driving me CRAZY

Cobb Vanth in the Mandalorian movie or we riot

See you never, 2025. So glad that’s over. Happy New Year, friends. Fair winds and following seas

🥳🎉🎊🍾🥂🤮🗽🌆🌙 #HappyNewYear

STEVEN STAMKOS IS A 600-GOAL MAN 🔨

600 goals for Steven Stamkos!! Congrats, Stammer!

In honor of Lightning head coach Jon Cooper coaching his 1,000th NHL game today here are photos from when I met him at the ‘15 Bolts Carnival. I mentioned I was most excited to meet him that day, he grabbed me in a big hug (which he made sure the handler got photos of) & was just the coolest guy

WAIT A SECOND… Tom Wilson is on Canada’s Olympic hockey team? TOM WILSON?! Jesus Christ.

I’d rather have Anthony Cirelli on my national team than the Tkachuks so… yes I know they represent two different countries so it’s not possible. I just cannot stand the Tkachuks!

I was scrolling saw this photo, thought it was Oscar Piastri for a second and was like “good for him”.

Vasy saying what we all believe about Nikita Kucherov. #GoBolts

Thirty years ago today. The most beautiful, hopeful farewell.

If we lived in a just media landscape, this would now be a trilogy.

My work is closed on New Year’s Day so I’ll have Thursday off. Thought about going to the movies. The options at theaters near me are not thrilling. What have you seen lately that you like?

It feels like 32 degrees in Jacksonville this morning and it also feels like I am the only person enjoying the cold.

It’s that time where we reflect on the year we somehow made it through. I started with COVID, then an emergency gallbladder removal. Surgical recovery, then had to prep to move out of the apartment where I’d been for 16 years by myself until the day of the move. The next 6 months have been… good

Finally starting the Mighty Nein series

Frankly it is offensive that I have to work today. Or ever.

Your NHL First Star of the Week is #GoBolts forward Nikita Kucherov.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter