I hope the victory of Alysa Liu shows parents and others to let kids be weirdos and find ways to express themselves, to prioritize their happiness, and not govern their diets. This life is short. Get bangs, dye your hair, pierce your eyebrow or whatever.

HI COOP

SUOMI 🥉

Congratulations, Finland!!!

The Miracle on Ice was 46 years ago tomorrow? I used to drink beers and live tweet the movie on the anniversary hahah

I realize Canada and the US are playing in the gold medal game tomorrow. But that’s TOMORROW. Give the teams in the bronze medal game which is happening NOW their shine. God .

They think punk means *acting without consent* not *acting in defiance of power*

When mass start speed skating was announced I expected the start to be like the start of an f1 race with chaos or something. This is INSANELY orderly.

“Don’t get your hopes up, Ferrari fans. It’s only testing. Move in silence until there is actual race evidence.” Counterpoint: what if this is the happiest we will be all season? What if this is as good as it will get? LET US AT LEAST HAVE THIS

As someone with the immune system of a walnut: PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME NOW

Catching the end of last week’s RuPaul’s drag race episode before the new one airs and a thought has appeared: I am shocked not one of those judges have ready Juicy for not wearing an actual wig on the runway so far

My mom was born in Canada soooo don’t be surprised by any of my rooting interests in the men’s gold medal hockey game this weekend.

SHUT UP, MATTHEW TKACHUK.

I had to take a long work call and I missed a Tkachuk getting upended? Awwww man

in satan's name we beg for a slovakia win

THE POWER OF ERIK CERNAK COMPELS YOU!

Ok Slovakia. You have the opportunity to do something amazing this afternoon.

The way they are describing how far Canada has to travel to get to their locker room makes it sound as if they have to go on a quest

SUOMI?!?!

Wait, Sam Bennett can get a penalty for running a goalie? Is this another one of those weird IIHF rules?

Has…Ferrari finally given Charles Leclerc a good car? Have they finally done it?

Eating dinner & not really paying attention to the Olympics. Until a podium ceremony involved playing the Spanish national anthem and my inner Carlos Sainz fandom activated like THAT

They explained ski mountaineering and I’m still not sure what it’s supposed to be. But it’s the Olympics so

Cannot stress enough how big of a deal this was at the time. USA hockey players did not simply come out of the closet. They didn’t hide, necessarily, but you didn’t hear about a player being gay until they got married to their wife on team Canada. Hilary Knight led the way in this moment.

SCREAMING OVER WOMEN’S SPORTS FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY

Why is like every women’s figure skater just stunningly beautiful

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Oh my god. I screamed when Keller scored the game winning goal and then immediately burst into tears.

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH US WOMEN ARE GOLDEN AHHHHHHHHHHH

every hockey playoff game, eternally and ever

3 on 3 overtime in a gold medal game. I think we can all agree that is objectively dumb as hell.

Reaching deep into the reaction pic vault for this one

LET'S GO (USA) LESBIANS!

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH FUCK YEAH, HILARY KNIGHT!!! CAPTAIN AMERICA

WOW A SHUTOUT. CAN YOU BELIEVE A SHUTOUT RIGHT NOW

She WOULD take a penalty at this important juncture. BLECH

AHEM. NICE SHUTOUT

Can Quinn Hughes’ Italian ghosts help out the US women’s team today?!!?

Hmph. Nice shutout Desbiens is having.

LET’S GO USA!!!

TWENTY NINE FOR KNIGHT 👏 With her final Olympic Game today, @pwhltorrent.bsky.social's Hilary Knight ties the record for the most games played in women's Olympic ice hockey history! She ties with @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social's Michelle Karvinen and Nicole Bullo of Switzerland.

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

I know I shouldn’t get my hopes too high. I KNOW this in my heart. And yet I’m watching these things grinning and saying “Year of the horse, baby!”

Did Ferrari have a strega work on the SF-26 development? Because that rear wing is MAGIC.

Let Nazgul light the torch in 2030!

“It always starts with the physicality”. Idk, maybe Team USA should have put more emphasis on bringing goal scorers. But what do I know

The Tre Kronor jerseys are always SO good.

I saw a clip of Charlie McAvoy lighting up when being asked about some of the players on the US Women’s team and talking at length at how skilled and amazing that squad is. How he’s seen many of them play for years as teammates of his sister. And honestly I wish he was being talked to more