Day 2, situation unchanged. Looking forward to going home with the same headache I went home with yesterday.🙄

Stay tuned! 😎

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

There’s no excuse for a MLB player to taje a called third strike. My dad taught me at 7 to never let an ump decide for you that your at-bat is over. Pros should be fucking gratuitously fined for that shit.

“It’s called commitment to the bit.” - Bart

We all know who they mean when they say “globalists” but I’ll be significantly clearer in my response to avoid any confusion… You want this Jew, DHS? Come fucking get it you Nazi punkass bitches.

AC out at work again. If I die at my desk, avenge me!

Happy October! Here’s a video I made a few years ago for our song Skeleton (written by my bff @joebardi.bsky.social.) Many famous skeletons in this one. Who’s your favorite? ☠️☠️☠️

These imbeciles have now put the lives of every American citizen as well as every member of the military in danger.

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

I am 100% anti-Netanyahu and anti-genocide, but there seem to be a whole lot of folks attributing these actions to “zionists,” not the Israeli government, and I’d like to suggest to all of those people that they fuck all the way off.

There’s a reason David Cross is my favorite comic. It’s his unflinching honesty.

And there it is. As much as I value commitment to the bit, sometimes I wish the Jets didn’t too. 🙄

Are the Dolphins cosplaying as a Howard Johnson’s?

Every single day that Spkr. Johnson delays swearing in Rep. Grijalva is a day the residents of her district should have pro-rated out of their tax bill, unless “no taxation without representation” was just more bullshit like land of the free, etc

Abolish the phrase “minimum wage” and pass a motherfucking living wage.

Dear Gavin Newsom’s texting-for-money brigade, For the 200th time, that fascist-lite fuck is never getting a penny of my money. Also, I don’t live in California. Bother your own constituency, they voted for you, I sure as fuck didn’t.

Countdown now on for Kash to post a photo of bullets with “Anti Church” written on them.

#GoBucs🏴‍☠️

I’m confused, It’s been several hours since the mass shooting in North Carolina. Shouldn’t we have heard from FBI Director Patel about what was engraved on the bullets by now?

Returned home from an incredibly rewarding band practice. I’m grateful for the bandmates I’ve got. All great musicians but all even better human beings.

✨squad goals✨

In case you were wondering, Jeff Tweedy’s new album is fantastic. 🙏🤘🎸

the reason for the season

Ok, we “saved” Jimmy Kimmel. Now can we bring that same energy to migrants, trans people, BIPOC and women? Or are we just reserving that for rich white guys?

Honest question… If all you do here is repost memes and other people’s posts, what exactly are you “resisting” other than perhaps having an original thought?

I’ll take the 3 but that’s not a word Wordle 1,561 3/6* 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The average American has three friends

I could be wrong, certainly wouldn’t be a first, but the people who make the lists ranking NHL prospect depth seem to be woefully off-base about the Lightning organization. Time will tell but a bunch of these young guys look really good. #GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

Tonight’s Lightning preseason game is televised but still listening on radio because I’ve very much missed Phil Esposito. #GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️

Why is it a crime to lie to Congress but not for Congress to lie to us?

We also have family in Chicago. Great job, Chicago! Trans rights are human rights!

Guess we won’t be visiting the family we have in Texas anymore since my child apparently doesn’t exist there.

Working through a rapidly-increasing headache. Can I last 5.5 more hours of looking at a computer screen? Stay tuned!🙄

“We will try Stephen Miller for treason” should be the single unified platform of the DNC moving forward.

This has very strong “but what was she wearing when assaulted” energy.

@wusf.org Interesting that you’d do a story about republicans selling Alligator Alcatraz merch without mentioning the 1,800+ missing prisoners. Still has time to both-sides it though with that little tag at the end about “democrats also sell merch encouraging voting.” Shameful stuff.

Good evening.🙏

FYI, this is significantly more troubling than a comedian getting some unplanned days off. ps. It ain’t a “distraction” either.

I’m sorry but fuck the fucking farmers. How many more times do our tax dollars go to them because of policies they fucking voted for? Next republican to call me a socialist loses teeth.

When will professional broadcasters stop using the phrase “a number of people”? Zero is a number. Saying “a number of people _______” is literally always true and therefore entirely meaningless.

I’m opposed to a potus using DOJ to prosecute his perceived enemies, but I refuse to feel any sympathy for Comey. He literally created this situation, he can own the consequences.

Honestly, a really good article. It's not just Fox News and MAGA that have made it hell for trans people in recent years. It's some of the "liberal" news outlets and centrist publications that made this possible too.

If you see this, post with a concert Pic you took.

FBI botched the “let’s blame it on the left” narrative in the Kirk shooting, but here they are trying again with the Dallas one. If nothing else, Kash knows what commitment to the bit means.

And I want Bill Maher to move away from a live microphone forever. Let’s see who gets what they want

Keep posting Newsom clips so I know who to unfollow

Preseason hockey update… The Tuesday Lightning are having a more difficult night than the Monday Lightning did. 🙄 #GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️