Today's "From The Archives" goes back to almost the very beginning of the band. We'd been a group for just over a year when we played this gig at the now-defunct Iberian Rooster in DTSP. The song is one of my early faves (we never play it anymore), and we've been chasing these visuals ever since...

I have no sense of how this played to normal, non-politics obsessed Americans. I assume the MAGA base LOVED the fact-free performative anger. What about the rest of the country? Because this was gross, folks. Just slurping her boss repeatedly. I look forward to her trial.

I'm counting the days...

This is America.

Looks like I have plans for Sat., Dec. 6...

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/

Just got back from my MedBed appointment. The Trump Medical ID card worked as advertised! I feel 20 years younger. They said it's still extremely limited access, but hopefully the rest of the #MAGA faithful will soon get a chance to experience the future of medicine.

MAGA: If you want to know what the rest of the world thinks of Donald Trump, here you go. They think he's an idiot and a buffoon. Because that's what he is. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Show announcement coming soon! This week, we're posting clips from the archives, starting with this run through "Ceddy's Song" at Flying Boat Brewery (which no longer exists). We were still a six-piece then, but parted ways with the sax because it was an awkward fit. Ryan the sax player is awesome!

Hey wait, I'm in this band!

One of these years...

If the King got so rattled by little ol' Jimmy Kimmel, he better be glad this dude has been long gone

Could this shit look any lamer?

The @wsj.com out here trying to get people killed. Be better, WSJ. www.mediaite.com/media/news/h...

Pretty beat today because I stayed up watching that epic Bills comeback against the Ravens. Allen is phenomenal. The team continues to have heart and grit. It's going to be gutwrenching when them eventually fall short yet again this year. 😎

Why would you burn the US flag when you could be burning endless amounts of MAGA gear?

Today I learned Matthew Berry once worked as an assistant to George Carlin, which sounds like an amazing job to me.

"If I were his wife" is a weird fucking thing to say. She crushing on Gavin a little? If I were her husband, I'd tell her ... see how awful that sounds? Yikes.

Giving a cute name to a prison camp is fascist enablement. Using that cute name is also fascist enablement. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

The idea that trump will be alive in 2028 - Hilarious! 😂😂😂 No chance President Big Mac makes it that far.

Today's example of how Trump is gaslighting the nation. The tariffs are driving us into a second great depression. (They did it the last time, too.) But people believe this snot. It's outrageous. People need to read a book.

Crazy? yes. Also wildly unsightly and obviously picked by someone with zero taste. Fuck gold. I don't want to see it anymore. And I went to FSU, it's one of the colors. I'll lean much harder on the Garnet, thank you very much.

I guess the gimp is done sleeping, so no need to wake him up then.

I'm not an economist, but this seems important, no?

In the interest of fairness, yeah, this one I love. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Oh look, it was a bullshit change the narrative all along. Shocker! TACO!

Found our distraction for the day. Media will bite. Dummies.

I'm only sad he didn't say "deplorable." Mocking your base and calling them bad people? Did Trump convert to a Democrat? This is their MO...

😂 Always wildly inept. Their incompetence may save us yet.

Wow, the "lades" of #Bluesky are quite the aggressive bunch! My DMs are blowing up! 😂

To go see @phish.com in Charleston on Saturday or not? That is the current question. (Free room/transport just offered. I'd only need to find a ticket.) Decisions, decisions...

Just testify that Biden's health was always better than everyone else in America -- a miracle really -- and that his overall health and mental acuity were perfect. Then leave. There's zero recourse for lying about the President's health. Ask Ronny Jackson.

I'm fascinated by branding/propaganda. "Alligator Alcatraz" is a positive connotation for MAGA. Alcatraz is a prison famous for being inescapable. "Alligator Auschwitz" more correctly captures what this concentration camp in Florida actually is. So of course the media uses Alcatraz, which obscures.

It's honestly too funny for words. Who are the bedwetting adults that actually believe these people? Hysterical. 😂

So Ghislaine Maxwell is serving 20 years for trafficking girls to nobody?!?!

😂 Stable genius, indeed...

WHAT?!!? The Edge was English?!!? Does the rest of the band and/or the entire country of Ireland know this?!!? (I did not.)

Absolutely starving this morning. No idea why. Same routine as always. 🤷‍♂️

Current Mood:

So is the US at war with Iran or not? Because I can't tell, and that's insane.

I've compiled all the @zerobabiesfl.bsky.social videos from March into a single YouTube playlist. Really excited about them all in one place like this. Enjoy! Thanks for watching!

I made another band video, this time as a little tribute to Sly Stone. We're big fans. Also, for the record: @jaykaplan.bsky.social keeps saying this was the closer, but we played 7 (!) songs after this. 😂

Renting is "taking off" everybody! Like it's a hot new trend and not the natural result of exploding prices that have put homeownership beyond reach for most Americans. Appreciate the spin though, @nbcnews.com

In the meantime, here’s a video from last night’s #Metallica show at #RayJay in #Tampa last night…

It's #Apple #WWDC Keynote day, which means I take a break from politics shitposting and promoting my band to navel-gaze at the next version of iOS. Always a fun one for me. Your mileage may vary.

So he's going to resign now, as this is obviously disqualifying as it was for Biden. That was Trump's position during the campaign, right?

If we had an actual liberal media, it might produce something like this...

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