Honestly, it is possible to think 'I work hard to earn money; I deserve that money' and *also* 'it would be good if we created a more equal society: I'll help'. Exhausting to see everything presented as a fight to the death between those two ideas, seemingly forever.

this might be one of my favourite ever taskmaster things

I’m back.

I love duck tasks! Thank goodness that didn't autocorrect. New Taskmaster. Tonight at 9pm on Channel 4!

Happy Ace week to my fellow aspecs!

and if the tim key bus crashes into us to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die

Ed secret seventh member of katseye confirmed

anyone in london wanna adopt me for three days from the 7th to the 9th of october 🥹🥹🥹 (going to clash of the comics I JUST BOUGHT A TICKET)

I think the reason rock is dying as a genre is that the singers are always too bossy. They're always telling you to Dance the Night Away or Do the Loco-motion or Pour Some Sugar on Them. SO BOSSY.

gender of the day is little alex horne

beyond excited for this guy to be on taskmaster ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT !!!!!!!

In 10 days, the Taskmaster and his Go-thick assistant return. Season 20 begins on Thursday 11th September on Channel 4 and on YouTube around the world.

Task: Make this duck travel the furthest to celebrate 10 years of @taskmaster.tv 10 years since the first champ was crowned. Thanks to Greg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, the team, fans for sending videos and @watsoncomedian.bsky.social, the only alumni to answer our calls and earn a cameo. #taskmaster

I FINALLY GOT MY BOOP BOOP UNICORN MUG 🦄🦄

Here's @alexhorne.bsky.social with some more information about getting tickets to our Series 21 studio recordings. Sign up to the mailing list to be notified when tickets are available: taskmaster.tv/taskmaster-a...

EVERYONE GO TO CHRISSYS SHOW!!!!!!!!!

these are my top 5 shows of edfringe in no particular order bcs that would be like choosing a favourite plushie: 1. phil ellis (had to watch it twice) 2. david o'doherty (love that maniac) 3. sam nicoresti (cried) 4. emma holland (so artistic omg /pos) 5. ted hill (brilliant <3)

he was even better than yesterday

SEEING PHIL ELLIS AGAIN NOW!!!

guy was so good i'm seeing him again tomorrow

i just saw phil ellis and i think this was the best show i've ever seen holy shit

this day keeps getting more and more insane

brilliant show, pi out of 10 (no, actually 10/10)

Voting for the next album title. Will post the result tomorrow, but feel free to add your faves below!

ON MY WAY TO EDINBURGH

played so wild that i broke my pick

4 days till edinburgh IM SO EXCITED !!!!!!!

new greg picturessss hehehhe😌

It’s Bandcamp Friday today which means we don’t pay the usual fees on anything sold today 🥳 So, if you want to look cool like 5 of these guys, today is the day to buy a tee! hornesection.bandcamp.com/merch Tee design by Jaymie Raefta AKA BigSofty

Edinburgh is genuinely going to bankrupt me

i recently visited the opera garnier and it was highly interesting (particularly enjoyed the ceiling)

wailing in agony

A joke from Alex Horne.

defending AKB's honour 🙏

CONGRATS ENGLAND!!👏👏

Unbelievable. They win it after being behind in quarter-final, semi-final and final. The suffering of the England men’s team has been paid back to us in an unexpected currency.

same girl same

i made some sushi with my sister :)

i'm a huge fan of alessia russo

crying myself to sleep tonight #WEURO25

here's a picture of my cat Bobo :)

i really miss them ☹️

he's me rn bcs why is it 30degrees at 5am ??

SEMIFINALS HERE WE COME

Javie Martzoukas locked in to our hearts 💙

i miss them ☹️

this is the content of my fridge, what is my dinner ?

i gave greg davies a toblerone, does that count ?

this is huge for annoying people

EGG EGG EGG (i miss chesham)