i feel like it’s compulsory to come back every few months and update on who i’ve met now. anyway there have been a lot i don’t really know what to do with myself, gonna make a list for you all to enjoy xx

uh oh

@annathommy.bsky.social congrats on 1k followers x

us and every possible variation of that name

redoing this 1 year later things i love: mat baynton phil ellis taskmaster harry styles standup comedy early worms cherry scented stuff mike wozniak ania magliano sad music lowk #haventpassedasolidsince2012

just reread everything i’ve ever posted on here and sm happened that i completely forgot about

add reece shearsmith to this gang

coming back after a month to say i’ve now also met alex xx😋

should i come back to this app i feel as though i never go on it whoops

this made me go through ghosts withdrawals 💔 @benwillbond.bsky.social @lazbo.bsky.social

anyway in the 9 months i was gone, i met greg davies?

hi guys i disappeared from this app for 9 months whoopsy daisy

well stardust is there but under the most heartbreaking circumstances 💔💔

happy bday to midnight memories

Oh Zayn, you beautiful boy. You did amazing at your first solo show. I am so proud of you🥰 And to make us all cry at the end.. 😢 Hope you felt all the love for you tonight!💛

another year means another sob over nativity 😜

ALIENATED

my mum was just talking about liams funeral and went “i thought louis’ funeral was in LA” babe i bloody hope not xxx

how have i had this app for a week and already got more followers than i do on twitter wtf

swear to god if zayn has stardust or calamity on the set list and im not there to witness it i will sob xxx

found them 🤭

GUYS I SAW A POST SAYING “larry,simon, charlotte and… at something press night”(i think) BUT I REFRESHED PLEASE SOMEOKE FIND ME THOSE PICTURES

i forgot what a banger this song is like it’s legit my life how did i ever live without it

someone tell me to wash my hair pls im so tired but can’t be bothered to do a slick back tomorrow 😭

i feel like this app needs this picture respectfully

i found out it’s going on socks so pls help me pick out of these 4 😜

my mums just asked me what my fav pic of harry is and i’ve never felt more under pressure in my life 😭 im going through my pinterest board but i love them all WHAT DO I DO

if you see this, post your top 5 in repeat

i fear i genuinely live under a rock because why are so many people problematic and i have no idea why???? i feel daft everytime im like “HUHHHH” and everyone’s like “yeah blah blah blah” like hello where was this info before

without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally? *to all the paparazzis xx

nevermind 😜

this is so valid tbf nothing can beat fine line

someone tell me why my dad was telling me about an award show his company went to and showed me a picture of JOSH WIDDICOMBE and all of his colleagues???? like hello martin why didn’t you go to this event and get him to say hi to me

guys i got paid yesterday and i fear this is the first time ever i haven’t thought “omg let’s go get a vape!!” IMPROVEMENT OR WHAT

guys do i straighten or curl my hair for the beabadoobee concert tonight PLS RESPOND

what should i wear for beabadoobee on sunday 😰 im going with my dad so i can’t even wear a booby top

bluesky has now officially become a part of my nightly aimless scrolling 🥳🥳

top 10 artists/bands to know me 🍒 harry styles niall horan one direction elliott smith the beatles louis tomlinson zayn bon iver jeff buckley paolo nutini

Dr Laurence Rickard and myself shall be attending www.mcmcomiccon.com/birmingham/e... In Birmingham this year - 29th Nov-1st Dec. Book tickets here!

wait guys i’m confused is this s19 or some christmas special thing. because if it is s19 i will cry

guys i’m so lost with this essay if anyone is in 2nd year of a level psychology pls help

genuinely hate twitter because why are people hating on zayn for postponing TWO dates from his UK leg. this poor man

mitch rowland the man that you are. thanks for blessing my ears xx

guys since i’ve downloaded this app e*on m*sk has been popping up on my twitter timeline. this did not happen before 🥲

getting three likes on your posts on here must be a hit tweet

everytime my teacher mentions mat or ghosts he calls him either “mathew boynton” or “thomas kemp” where are you getting these names from babe x

guys i’m in english and we’re learning about romantic poets and my english teacher keeps talking about thomas thorne im properly tweaking out

I want Ed Gamble to treat me like a chickpea

10 years ago today, One Direction released ‘Night Changes.’