Sometimes all you need is a good book, a fresh pastry, and an Oxford comma.

If imprisoning every person in the Epstein files will "cause a global collapse," then, fuck it, let's just start over.

The powerful have been shielded for far too long. It’s time to rip the lid off the Epstein files once and for all. No redactions, no excuses, no more delays. Take action and tell Congress to force full transparency now. #StopIllegalFloridaMaps

Here's the big reveal about "university indoctrination": That concept came from people who never made it past High School.

liberalism skews educated and smart. there's no conspiracy. presenting real history and science expose right wing lies and nonsense for what they are. that's why Republicans have been actively destroying the American educational system, from pre-K through grad school, since Reagan defunded CA.

From South Pacific: You've got to be taught to hate and fear You've got to be taught from year to year It's got to be drummed in your dear little ear You've got to be taught to be afraid Of people whose eyes are oddly made And people whose skin is a different shade You've got to be carefully taught

And the Razzie Award for the Worst Acting Ensemble goes to...

Once you start to understand that there is a powerful and influential minority of Americans who think democracy is a bad idea, you start to understand the fight we are in

NEW: HOLY HELL. Remember when I asked how soon it would be before Blanche filed notice with the court that the shooting justifies the ballroom and the National Trust should drop its case?? Well late tonight, Blanche filed and INSANE motion to dissolve the court injunction. Check this out: 1/

The internet today:

Keep watching Jimmy Kimmel!

Thou shalt not use tax payer dollars to fund the Epstein ballroom. It should never be built at all. It is an abomination.

Zohran Mamdani has been awarded the Giant FIFA Ball of Peace, which is worth the equivalent of 10 Peace Prizes.

Trump: "America’s Elections are Rigged, Stolen, and a Laughingstock all over the World. We are either going to fix them, or we won’t have a Country any longer. I am asking all Republicans to fight for the following: SAVE AMERICA ACT! ... "

Stephen Miller was so scared he instantly regressed into a child and immediately held onto his wife's breasts for dear life

Another reminder that NO LIBERAL has called Trump anything worse than HIS OWN VICE PRESIDENT. @andertoon.bsky.social

I think Franklin Graham is a nepo-baby charlatan who weaponizes the Bible to advance his political agenda.

When you're reading Nobody's Girl by Virginia Giuffre and you hear Pam Bondi say "If they prosecute everybody the system will collapse." Isn't that the point?! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Wag the Dog (1997) is a political satire film directed by Barry Levinson, starring Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman, about a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war in Albania to distract the public from a presidential sex scandal just before an election. We saw it for real.

Another staged attempted to win midterms.

The Best Place in the World. #BookSky

It's jarring to see ICE executing American citizens in our streets for exercising their free speech rights. It's jarring to see innocent people being kidnapped and sent to gulags in El Salvador. It's jarring to see children being traumatized in concentration camps.

Acting AG Blanche to Margaret Brennan, Face The Nation: "How we respond to these events is not by hiding in a bunker". lardass is building a bunker!!!

He honestly thinks we're stupid.

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Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged.

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They think we are all stupid. 🤬

The Trump fake assassination attempts will continue on a regular schedule until his poll numbers rise. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Another bullshit assassination attempt?

This doesn't even address the BILLIONS of dollars this con artist has taken in bribes while in office.

He attended the WHCA dinner (his first) solely to stage the assassination attempt. It was another sympathy ploy to boost ratings and use as an argument for his ballroom This is a desperate man.

Another assassination attempt to distract from the Iran war, that was started to distract from the Epstein files.

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

Funny how that works. 🤔🫤🤨🙂‍↔️

Why does everyone look so f*cking happy?

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

Today's episode is brought to you by the word "Staged."

Its so funny how they just move on from a supposed assassination attempt to... the Washington Commanders name. Not even a full 24 hrs later.

New Yorker cartoon re: coorespondance dinner threat from prez not shooter.

hmmm… wondering why Trump would attend his first-ever White House Correspondents' dinner, now??

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Feels like I’ve watched this show for the Epsteinth time.

Ninth Grader Demi Johnson receives National Geographic award for plan to save Mississippi's oyster reef population. The ninth grader has produced 1,100 oysters that will in turn spawn millions of larvae into the ecosystem, a huge ecological impact

MAGA accounts are pushing Trump’s White House ballroom as the solution to last night’s shooting. A ballroom isn’t the problem here. Will every school get a ballroom to protect our students?

Hmmm, this poison toad, who’s supposedly been shot at numerous times, didn’t have enough security at this shitshow to stop “gunmen” from getting in and getting off a few rounds? Sure, surrrrrre….

Anyone else feeling like this was another staged assassination attempt? Down in the polls! Let’s have another deflection! 🪶🙄🇺🇸 #StagedAttempt #WhiteHouseCorrespondenceDinner