These fascists would have deported my children’s mother even after we got married. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Live your life so that people are not constantly trying to kill you

I believe in you, little guy

Sad to see so many shops and bars closing down in Birmingham city centre, but thankfully gaining several new establishments providing emergency access to Walkers MAX Punchy Paprika, a rare commodity only previously available in every shop in the UK

A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party. I made the group and invited six people. SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house. ... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)

Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

that’s not how you spell it

The good old days when shops didn't have doors, windows had flags mounted in them, the local bakers sold baguettes and we used decimal currency?

Just to think, if the obscenely rich fake geniuses really gave a damn they could ensure billions of people don't go without clean water forever, and actual geniuses wouldn't have to invent machines to achieve this www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

“Amazon never misses a chance to point to ‘AI’ when it is useful to them – like in the case of mass layoffs that are being framed as replacing engineers with AI. But when a slop generator is involved in an outage, suddenly that’s just ‘coincidence’.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I had to sketch that amazing photo from yesterday, to make sure I never forget it.

Lovely interview with Stewart Lee about music www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNn...

In reality Huntley and Palmer fell out and refused to speak to each other. The badinage you saw at biscuit nights (Big Biscuit; The Biscuit Kings; Feel the Biscuit, Feel the Burn; A Question of Biscology; Welcome to the Biscotheque; Down With The Biscuit Kids; Call Me Biscuit;

Good morning friend I am a British Prince in a bit of a pickle, could you please wire me your personal bank account information have a blessed day

Someone at work wrote “We need to use Grammerly” 😐

Haha suck it up you miserable little man www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Weather unavailable

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Attempting to read a book in German, which I don’t speak, by taking photos of the pages and using the translate tool. One phrase in a sentence describing a club is “Disko-Musik plärrt”, which is translated as “disco music is squandering”. This bodes well.

Yesterday my friend told me about her PHILOSOPHY students all using ai for their assignments and like come the fuck on man you’re in Uni doing the subject thats Thinking about Thinking and u refuse to Think

Nasty side-effect of climate change is now only a thing because your aunt in Tunbridge Wells might get it www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

The endless and constantly changing music on Masterchef is like a neurosis. It’s as if the programme makers were in WH Smith and were so horrified at the silence they added all the tunes to the show to make sure nobody confused the two.

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/h... "I am a pain in the arse and have fucked up real bad and want it to be someone else's fault"

Pancake on the streets of London. Pancake on the streets of Birmingham.

Tonight’s film. Steve Buscemi’s debut as writer/director. Funny, tender, sweet and sad. Buscemi and his acquaintances prop up a bar (later used in Paterson) and generally go nowhere, messing their lives up along the way. Surprise turns from unexpected actors. m.imdb.com/title/tt0117...

But are we not all, in a sense, “SERVANTS OF THE WANKH”?

I am pleased the Government has done another u turn. Attempting to cancel elections, on top of scrapping jury trials, mandatory ID cards, criminalising peaceful protest and harassment of journalists is part of a disturbing authoritarian trend of this caretaker Prime Minister.

Can't wait til AI can do all my social media for me leaving me with more time to, er, ?

"The tracked recorded parcels are done every day, because they make a difference to the stats for the office, but anything that's not tracked every day there'll be mail that's not going out." And this is with a first class stamp now £1.70. Hooray for privatisation! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Interesting piece on hyper-independence. Can relate www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Sure, AI is costing $billions and consuming copious resources, all to produce creepy slop that barely anyone likes. But the alternative would giving that funding to actual human artists. Can you imagine!?! Countless talented people, with free reign to create. What sort of world would that be!?

Someone post that John Peel pic, I can’t be bothered.

Went into a local wine shop today. I said I’m not a fan of very spicy Shirazes. The guy pointed to a £51 bottle of Shiraz and said “Yeah! This one’s like getting smacked around the face!” For that price I’d probably hope for that not to happen, but I guess I’m just old fashioned…

Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow

The absolute state of this. Cold War Steve could barely have dreamt it up

Random shower thought this morning was about Kubrick’s explanation of the ending of 2001. No idea why I was thinking about it, I hadn’t searched for it or anything. I forgot about it and then just now I’m on Instagram and I get a suggested reel all about it. From an account called Film Paranoia 😶

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

I'm still not clear on what we're supposed to be doing with all the time gAI has freed up for us, now that we're not creating art, having our own conversations, making our own choices or having relationships with real people.

Last night’s film. A good Saturday night watch. Some of the humour, casting and attitude felt pretty dated, which perhaps is to be expected for a film made 35(😬) years ago, but the music’s great and the vignettes of working class Dublin life are lovely. m.imdb.com/title/tt0101...

@that-jane.bsky.social Hello again 👋🏻 and happy birthday to this banger

I’m sure this is exactly how Jane Austen would like to be remembered 😐 Honestly this is probably some ad executive’s idea of inclusiveness

Tonight’s film. Not sure how I feel about the story of the Krays being told as a comedy, but I did laugh. Tom Hardy superb. Excellence all round. m.imdb.com/title/tt3569...

Rich prick horrified to encounter someone who either needs help or works his arse off for a living (or possibly both)

Good, what a waste of everyone's fucking time and money the whole thing has been

Everyone with the tiniest ounce of understanding knew this. Everyone at Labour knew this, but the genocidal bastards did it anyway. It was a complete unjustifiable authoritarian attack and we've known that from day one. Yvette Cooper must go. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A court has ruled that the government's authoritarian ban on Palestine Action was unlawful. Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity.

All those arrests all that mistreatment and now…. When angry centrists say “but if you don’t vote Labour you will get Reform” maybe they need to look a little more at why people feel betrayed by Labour rather than shaming the voters www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

Wow! Palestine Action win judicial review - Guardian report. This is a *big* legal win. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Let's try this line; if we had a Dictator, why do you think he will be on your side? Because everything that Amnesty knows about Dictators, is they're not in it for their supporters. They're the first group to be exploited. Every. Single. Time. Why? Because those fuckers have rolled over first!