@amiyatzin.bsky.social sorry for being weird and dickish before. I have issues. Sorry for making them your problem, to whatever extent that I did.

@freeuse.toys hey, this is the weirdo that freaked out about you reclaiming slurs. You might not want to hear from me, but I owe you an apology. I'm sorry. You probably want an explanation even less. Suffice to say, I want to do the right things, but I'm deeply mentally and quite stupid. I'm sorry.

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, LET THAT MFER BURN

The fucking quotes and replies here. A county that voted for Trump means a majority. Sometimes even as little as 51 percent! WE LIVE HERE TOO. The fuck are we supposed to do, shit out millions of dollars to move away? Go on a pogrom? Vote harder? PLEASE TELL US. WE'RE WAITING.

*sees son sticking a plastic fork into a socket ME: Now that's not the way to conduct yourself! *I'm surrounded by dads who high five me forever

We may make the squeaking our ringtone

ME: oh you can call anyone daddy these days. guy, girl, genderless, it all works DENTIST: ok but I’m asking you specifically to not call me that

Me: I'll fuck your dad! Try to stop me! Them: ...My dad is dead. Me, leaning close and maintaining eye contact: Try. To. Stop. Me. #HappyFathersDay

Young Deer Gathering, Seiho Takeuchi, 1924.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY ❤️

Iran’s FM Abbas Araghchi says that "Iran’s military response against Israel has been based on self-defence" and if Israeli attacks on his country stop, “our responses will also stop”. 🔴 LIVE updates ⤵️

People who are shocked and disgusted that most of the world is celebrating bombs dropping on Tel Aviv...are they delusional or is this an act? Do they really not know how much the world hates Israel after 20 months of genocide?

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This Was All So Very Avoidable It was only by the most tenacious of efforts by the very worst people in the world that we wound up here. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/this-was-a...

Enabled by your government.

In which an ostensibly progressive Jewish publication calls for the United States to invade Iran. We as American Jews must at some point recognize that we can be progressives or we can be Zionists, but we cannot be both. Zionism must yield to our common humanity. forward.com/opinion/7280...

According to UFW, immigration raids on farms are still happening. I see 2 possible explanations: 1. Trump doesn't have control of his own Government. 2. Trump didn't actually change the policy because he's lied more times than he's taken breaths in his life.

Feeding my inner child styrofoam packing peanuts

“We had a clear U.S. green light”

All the headlines are "Israel hits several Iranian nuclear sites" and the picture is just a destroyed residential neighbourhood

@niminightmare.bsky.social I suppose we should be grateful Simmers have an outlet for their sadism.

You've tried ham and cheese flavored Hot Pockets, but have you tried Hot Pocket flavored ham and cheese? Ingredients: 1 hammy sammy 1 ice cube How do: 1. Set empty microwave to 2-2.5 min so it can do nothing as usual 2. Run soldering iron across roof of mouth until blistered 3. Enjoy!

Fist me gently, son of god.

at a certain point warner/hbo are going to have to actually acknowledge jk rowling's bullshit. she's not capable of being chill for 8 years or whatever it is. look at how much more extremist she's become over the last 5 years. she's now just claiming all trans women are rapists and pedos.

Me five minutes ago: Got my second cup o joe, might get an early start to drinking to celebrate Fri 13, things are alright for now. Me after reading this, stabbing my eyeballs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jeffrey Epscene