With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

Big purchase requires big Internet. This is simple math

Brisbane, Thursday night's the night! 🐍 Conference Director Jack Skinner is at the final in-person CFP workshop with Brisbane Python. Pizza included. 🍕 Submissions due this Sunday. Come get it done. 📍 Fortitude Valley, 6pm AEST | RSVP luma.com/7h0i45bq #PyConAU #BrisbanePython #CFP #Python

⏳ T minus 1 week until the PyCon AU CFP closes (29 March AoE). Have you submitted? Info & Submissions 2026.pycon.org.au/cfp/ Don't forget about the specialist tracks 2026.pycon.org.au/cfp/speciali...

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

You know what? So am I!

Perfect

This is the funniest interview I’ve ever seen. Do yourself a favour and watch this. Each sentence is more amazing than the last.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

Just a beluga whale casually returning a rugby ball in the middle of the Arctic—like it's no big deal.

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The study has been published in Science. YES, it is PEER-REVIEWED. • www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... NOTE: THIS IS PRECLINICAL. 🧪🧵⬇️

Oh my gosh, she looks like my Artemis!!

Seeing Matt discovering in real time that Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia is a sight to behold.

It is exhausting being the person who has to - with a straight face - try and tell others that this is all to bring about the apocalypse and the second coming.

Babe, are you OK? You've been leaving a lot of audio logs with fragmented narration around the house.

Chinese gamer banter is on a level we can't even hope to compete with

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

CHAT. CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT CHAT. CHAT LOOK AT THIS

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

I made a tool that turns PCB designs into 3D-printable molds. you sandwich copper tape between the parts, sand the ridges, and you have a real working PCB. no etching, no chemicals. I am losing my mind castpixel.itch.io/pcb-forge

I love this so much

This is incredible

imagine getting owned like this by your AI boyfriend

Coles offered ‘utterly misleading’ discounts ACCC argues in federal court case

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

First Dog always seems able to transmogrify frustration & despair into laughter & energy. Good on ya Dog! 🇭🇲🦘🤠 #auspol

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Say hello to our little ball of cuteness! A rare southern three-banded armadillo pup was recently born to proud parents Vespa & Scooter. At just two months old, this tiny newcomer marks only the second healthy armadillo pup born at the Zoo in our 121-year history, making this arrival extra special!

Extremely late to the party but wizard good

wizard good

Every time I see something from NorthernLion I’m like “Damn, he’s not wrong.”

I don’t believe in evolution in the same way I don’t believe in punitive justice. It’s definitely happening, but it’s not good and should be stopped.

rename it to jobdle and gen z will line up to go to work every day 😭😭😭

I didn't save this tweet but somebody did and it feels worth resurfacing

This post is bang on. The story is not there to be “solved.” It is not a brain teaser about how he could have done X, Y, or Z to save Eurydice. It tells how to love someone truly and deeply is to turn around. It is to look out of fear. The story exists so we know that others have felt love like ours

I think about this post all the time

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.