Hoo boy. Very good thread!

Say hello to our little ball of cuteness! A rare southern three-banded armadillo pup was recently born to proud parents Vespa & Scooter. At just two months old, this tiny newcomer marks only the second healthy armadillo pup born at the Zoo in our 121-year history, making this arrival extra special!

Extremely late to the party but wizard good

wizard good

Every time I see something from NorthernLion I’m like “Damn, he’s not wrong.”

I don’t believe in evolution in the same way I don’t believe in punitive justice. It’s definitely happening, but it’s not good and should be stopped.

rename it to jobdle and gen z will line up to go to work every day 😭😭😭

Garfbert 2021.09.20

I didn't save this tweet but somebody did and it feels worth resurfacing

This post is bang on. The story is not there to be “solved.” It is not a brain teaser about how he could have done X, Y, or Z to save Eurydice. It tells how to love someone truly and deeply is to turn around. It is to look out of fear. The story exists so we know that others have felt love like ours

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

incredible things are happening on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/

New BSides Canberra 2025 talk by “Alex” @mangopdf.bsky.social is now live: “let’s make malware but it might get caught so the malware gets worse.” Watch here: youtu.be/YqSDB7wuTsU

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a heteromultivalent nanogel capable of killing some of the MOST dangerous bacteria known to medicine- with OVER 99.9% effectiveness against P. aeruginosa. It also showed STRONG antibacterial effects against other major threats, including E. coli and MRSA.

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :) The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used > neal.fun/size-of-life/

Fuck this is a good bird

"stay still on the ground for 20 minutes from a distance" remains an undefeated strategy for getting the cutest content on earth. We all deserve something cute tonight. So here you go.

I think Rian Johnson's Last Jedi is going to be recognized for the minor masterpiece it is someday. it critiques through careful deconstruction the mythos of powerful, legendary people and moral clarity, of chosen ones and heroes. he sought to redefine who could be a Jedi—to include everyone.

Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous

songs used to be about taking your sweetie to the ice cream parlor but nowadays they are all about the delicate scrimshaw patterns found on the bones of a beached leviathan

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

it's wild how the positive use cases are like "save 5 minutes reading a long doc" and "write a generic email faster" and the negative use cases are "get encouraged to dive deeper in psychosis, misogyny, or suicidal thoughts" and we're still on the fence about overall value

Satellite Imagery xkcd.com/3173/

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Chromosomes don't determine sex. A 46,XY mother who developed as a normal woman underwent spontaneous puberty, reached menarche, menstruated regularly, experienced two unassisted pregnancies, and gave birth to an XY daughter… www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles...

actually look at this layout for like a minute

The numbers in here are hilarious. Do you use AI on the job? Execs: 87% Managers: 57% Workers: 27% Planned investment by 2030: $5T "Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B Current annual revenue: $50B

“I was just following otters.”

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

Me, every time I eat vindaloo: This might be the best food humanity has ever invented.

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

@marthawells.com do you have any, or know of any plans for official Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon branded merch? Stickers, or a shirt, or anything? My wife would go wild for it.

Woke up, chose violence

This Rollercoaster Tycoon video is an actual work of emotionally-gripping mad genius

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

I always tell clients truncation is an easy choice for a bad design that can have dodgy consequences. Exhibit number one

what i wouldn't give to see that prompt

my most toxic trait is I install every single software update I see instantly