My wizard entered an archery contest, he has a -1 to Dex and rolled 2 Nat 20s 🤭

I leave for Berlin in 2 days and still have zero idea what to do for the first morning i'm there when i'm by myself

Every time it gets to the hottest part of the year I always think I need to get one of those screens that blocks the sun from your car windscreen but never get around to ordering one. I finally ordered one, it might be arriving too late to help with this heatwave but at least i'll have one now

Xbox delaying Fable because there are "too many games" when they could've delayed one of the three shooters they're releasing this autumn instead...

tony blair please fuck off, do not pass fucking go, do not collect £200, go directly to fucking jail where you belong.

Evergreen headline.

Reminding y’all that this Saturday is Free Comic Book Day so go visit your local comic store, pick up some free goodies and buy some cool shit!

It’s fucking bizarre how people are acting like something from 2022 is something they can’t live without. Like dudes, the emotional dependence on a sycophantic machine regurgitating nonsense to encourage you to stop engaging in critical thought and trust the slop is truly depressing to witness.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

It's kind of frustrating that in order to try the daytime activities at the D&D Fan Expo, you have to buy a ticket to the evening arena show. Like i'd rather just go during the day and then be able to leave to play my home game in the evening. @dndbeyond.com please

My favourite unlikely theory about the marvel universe is that Galactus is actually Reed Richards. I'll admit, that's a big stretch.

Megan Aldrich, 34, booked a seat in the quiet carriage for her morning commute in the hope of preventing a severe case of sensory overload. However, she quickly learned that “quiet carriage” was just a sort of feeble suggestion train companies like to make, as opposed to an enforceable law.

You wrote a novel using AI? Cool. It's like that time I ran a marathon using a Ford Focus.

Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

Some people prepare a little more than necessary for their d&d campaign, and then there's me, slowly creating a fictional in-universe version of Warhammer 40,000 (Allhammer 50,000) for my Exandrian campaign.

I was asked to talk about DLSS5, but then I got angry about DLSS5, and so that's what in this @kotaku.com article. kotaku.com/we-spoke-to-...

I just backed Tunnels & Trolls: A New Age on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/reb...

Clicked "Recently Released" on the @xbox.com store on my Series X since the new Greedfall came out today, instead was greeted with pages upon pages of AI Slop, shovelware, and duplicate listings clogging up the page. How is this a good store experience?

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

"Why'd you only call me when you're high" except it's a song about this guy:

There's also the fact that Rowling has been fairly explicit that the money she earns through Harry Potter she's putting into anti-trans lobbying efforts. There's a difference, IMHO, between an artist with a shitty private life, and an artist using their money to fund regressive social change.

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

I spent all morning out playing Pokémon Go but got stuck on a task that required opening gifts, and now i'm home I finished that task but now need a Mega Raid 🫠

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

The measures, which are reportedly as infeasible to implement as they are gratuitously evil, will attempt to use NHS files to find out who’s been skiving off of work while using “no longer walking this mortal plane” as an excuse.

Last night I went into one of my campaign plan documents for a whole different reason, found a short story that'd be a prelude to the upcoming plot arc, that was planned to happen off screen, but since the players decided to visit Port Zoon, I can have them there for this scene instead!

I hate that She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is leaving netflix this week, I just finished the series and it was absolutely wonderful.

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

Me seeing a Mini speed past overtaking everyone on the motorway: "Looks like someone was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Tempted to make it a new years resolution to see how many of the Final Fantasy games I can play through. Already beat 6 and 16 last year and I own a majority of the rest already so it's doable

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

Found a collectable in Anthem right next to a door that respawns every time I enter and exit said door, with only 11 days until the servers shut down, I may be abusing this slightly..

My D&D group are planning a one-shot "Oops All Lucy" after the party met a couple of copies of the player character Lucy, my one shot character has Mask of Many Faces and a +10 to Deception, I can't wait to convince the other Lucys that "Pumat Sol" has joined the party.

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

I had to replace my laptop the other day and looked on amazon to see what was out there (ultimately bought one from Currys), but all week amazon have been emailing me "we found something you might like" as if i'm now a laptop collecting fiend.

#MSGDeltaSweepstakes But also #MGSDeltaSweepstakes as I think there's a typo there 😅

I need to complete one more challenge with a grenade launcher in Anthem to get an achievement, except this one type of grenade launcher just isn't dropping in game 🥲

I think its a crime that the Game Awards has only one winner in the Best Performance category, I think that both Ben Starr and Jennifer English should jointly win for Expedition 33

Building a combat encounters for my players where most of the enemies are balanced, but then one is going to use this 3hp statblock and I can't wait to see how that goes.

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New awareness campaign

Since the current one is being stripped of his titles, I think we should have a reality tv show "Who wants to be the Duke of York?" Where twelve contestants must compete in a variety of knightly challenges with the victor being granted the title and all the benefits it gives.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Writing overpowered god granted abilities for a d&d campaign with the idea that one player will roll high enough, but also knowing that they'll all potentially hit the maximum dc and all of them will have these incredibly OP one time use abilities.

I had to call for breakdown cover this morning after a fault i'd had checked out twice returned once more, it turned out to be the engine needing oil and like, it was the first thing the RAC man checked, surely that garage should've checked that?