my gf hit the brakes HARD and went “DR PENIS DOT COM!!! DR PENIS DOT COM!!!!!!!!”

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The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

hands you millipede-sized scolipede

i keep forgetting i have an account here Hi #pokemon

Sylveon🎀

this is the thing that kept 7 year old me from spiraling unironically

sylvie bunny!

The oldest MIDI file I have personally collected - a rendition of Sting's "Englishman in New York", dated September 25th 1993. 🔊🎵

NEVER ONE FOR TAKING IT EASY

astron! its Astron

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/

I have no interest in this man’s problems

[C] Sketch Single for: @flanskiessome.bsky.social 🙇🏽‍♀️✨ Got the honored to design Flan’s Pokesona into a Wyrdeer!:'3 My Wyrdeer adoring heart was happy to! 🥹💞

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

I'm doing toys rn

News you can use, from the @wired.com security team (who are the best in the biz). They asked technologists, activists, aid groups, and cybersecurity experts for guidance on how to organize and collaborate in an age of surveillance. Here’s the result:

:) #floppydiskart

mom i frew up

despite all my rage I am just bacteriophage

not saying he's necessarily in the organization, but this skull face mask was popular among members of the Proud Boys a few years ago

What am I

FUCK what do I even talk about

IVE ONLY MADE 573 POSTS??

NO FUCKING WAY

My beloved Sylve!! 😭🌸

be careful 'round rabbit ears, they're sensitive. #samandmax #nsfw

Glaceon yayayyy!! #art #pokemon #eeveelution

jackbox survive the internet core

wow!! what a beautiful friendship! #samandmax

Manmade horror beyond my understanding

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

Half the battle with this guy is just reiterating government can and already does good things that are so ubiquitous they’ve become invisible. He’s able to remind you in a way that you understand that good government can exist outside of a 24/7 vengeance operation, and in NYC already does.

From the series "It's not me, it's you": "FUUUCK!", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2024- (private collection) #art

People will tell you System Doesn't Matter until it's time to roll 1d4+6 to determine how many fries come in your micro meal

this cat bunny thing be upon ye @heccfluffin.bsky.social #art

@slungusposting.bsky.social fanart

this is genuinely incredible

This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."

throwback to when i bought a bad batch of memory and it was so bad that in memtest86 i got over 10,000 errors on the first test alone and it gave me a big cartoon failure popup to tell me how fucked i was

“News organizations” are running the hell out of this story because they see their function not so much to report facts but to enforce social norms like “police officers are automatically deserving of respect to a degree it is newsworthy if someone is mean to one of them.”