So I’m sure that the Trekkies have heard this a billion times. But yall really missed out, you couldve had Kock and you let it slip past your fucking fingers You FUMBLED IT

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

We didn't deserve this day.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

He needs to fucking die already jesus fuck

successfully exfiltrated in the last minute of a round after spending like the whole round avoiding other players i was downed and almost dead by NPC enemies when the thing went off at the last second tbh when it works, it is a lot of fun

played half a dozen rounds in marathon and i have died in the first five minutes of every single one why the fuck am i playing this game jesus christ

Oh shit, here comes Pac-Man

Marathon 1 (90s marathon) is fun but yeesh there's some stuff that hasn't aged well with the gameplay Looking forward to trying the second, hopefully they make it less floaty but i wouldnt be surprised either way

Have an episode of Columbo on in the background, and i know that Julie Newmar just walked in to find her fiance dead but also she is serving so much cunt here💅💅💅 She slayed so much

one of the finest posts of all time

God dammit guys you cant fool me

I’m not a real doctor, but i am a real worm I am an actual worm

since the new mario movie came out this is how i felt abt the first one

Thank #!%* that’s over…

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

Hooray for trans day of visibility! It’s me(?)! I always censor my face bc grok and the feds can eat my ass I still have dysphoria that I’m making my way through. But being able to enjoy life has made it easier to get through the hellscape of the 2020s 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #TDoV

BREAKING: Israel's Knesset has passed a law to execute Palestinian detainees. Death by hanging. Mandatory sentencing. No pardon. 90 days to carry out. It applies through military courts with a 96% conviction rate. It does not apply to Israelis.

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

Yes, this is a fact. It's also a fact that pretty much every president the United States has had in the last 50-60 years was a war criminal. In fact, I think I can confidently say every single one. Probably before that too I'm just not as much of a history buff on the earlier days

Democrats in the Federal Government: "We are writing a letter to President Trump asking him to please cut the funding to ICE by 3%" Ethel, a 72 year old "vote blue no matter who" Dem supporter with "coexist" stickers on everything she owns: "I want to see the doge boys get capital punishment."

The writing in ace attorney is so good but like jesus christ sometimes it’s so obtuse for no reason and bullshit when there are multiple reasonable contradictions but only one counts to progress I know it’s not new to say this lol, but god i just gotta vent abt it

ok me too

*Daft Punk voice* Lose yourself Ted Danson

Oracle of Seasons is really bad. Oracle of Ages is excellent, Jabu-Jabu aside ALBW is better than ALttP, both are fantastic MM3D’s flaws are generally overblown a lot. Zora swimming is the worst change, i can barely remember the boss changes even if theyre downgrades, most other stuff isnt that bad

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

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Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

JK Rowling is calling women athletes men even after they pass genetic testing. People in her replies are talking about these women having “ambiguous” genitalia. We are in an extremely frightening moment for ALL women thanks to transphobia.

Again, the first Tea Party rallies in April 2009 -- heavily promoted in advance by Fox News -- only had about 300,000 attendees across 750 cities, but the media treated it like the Second American Revolution. There will be multiple *individual* No Kings rallies today that have more people at them.

thus proving whales are among the most intelligent creatures on earth

Local Bigfoot sighting

I- I- I- I- I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE Now I’m getting paid in cash with Atlas Earth Atlas Earth

look i'm not a big "judge people by the media they consume" person but if you watch the new wizard bigot show that gives money to Rowling, I will think less of you and trust you less.

I spent like the past week loosely aware of some drama with a spoiled rich family accusing chappell roan of harassing their kid bc a security guard yelled at her. Surprise surprise, she had no involvement whatsoever and ppl went fucking feral on a woman bc of an unaffiliated man

witches 🌸💜 (drawn by a trans woman, if you wanna support an other world of witches & wizards than a certain one)

Here are Dave and David's full unedited comments for those interested:

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

if you watch and support the new harry potter show you are funding trans genocide globally by the way

I was shown a frame of the magic boy tv show and wow its visuals really look like shit. Lighting, shot composition, everything just completely uninspired and bland. Two of the three main characters look like background extras. Tbh it seems to be exactly what its fans deserve: Generic slop

AWAWA

Marathon 1 is a fun game, like it's a lot of fun to play. But there are some levels that are a lot of fun to play, and there are some levels that are just awful. like in those cases, there's usually one aspect that makes it annoying as hell. yeah I just did the colony ship for sale level

I’m glad salt lake city is taking measures to stop the concentration camp from being built. My main fear, and I’m hoping it’s just paranoia from first reading the headline, is that they’ll do it anyway and there’ll be mass dehydration issues for the people held hostage inside

Bravely Default is pretty good I love defaulting to bravery

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

When i started reading chainsaw man a week ago i didnt realize it was literally about to end

connecticon.org/guests The guest list at connecticon this year is so fucking stacked it’s crazy

RE9 insanity mode really earns its title. I think the last time i encountered such a huge spike in the highest difficulty from the next-highest is Uncharted 4 ten years ago. I’m sure there have been plenty in that time, i just haven’t played them or i cant think of them