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jerking off to the idea of a stress free lifestyle

grinding my pokemon and not in a sex way

starving to death at the restaurant because my phone cameras are all broken and i can't scan the QR code menu

i was laughing really hard thinking about this post again last night and my friend made this for me. enjoy

*bong rip* *disgusting mucusful cough* *Maggie simpson sucksuck noise* *car starting*

Yes

a small Vriska comm for @jojotspn.bsky.social where I put her in the red cube for her crimes #homestuck #art #whatever

"But who's going to pay for all those socialist services?" Oh, turns out the money is already there, you just have to stop embezzling that money to already rich fucks.

(tummy smothering) idk they both seem pretty comfy to me 💜 for dewiwah!!!

insanely lit outfit actually. I do think about it alot

no one fucks like gaston no one cucks like gaston no one's dick is incredibly thick like gaston's

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

YOU LOST MY MEDIA?!

what do you mean the tgirl in dirty pair is a tall dork named Lilith who really likes hamburgers. dirty pair was really ahead of the times

This has to be the ugliest movie I’ve ever seen

hiiiiiiii

women who are also dogs 😵‍💫

"choose your character!" 👷‍♂️ ☝️ "good morning my conservative son!"

i like the black outline that makes him look like a smash 3ds character

kurt pride pack (2/2)

kurt pride pfp pack for your pals that love it when kurt turns evil (1/2)

novel posting

hey girl, i mean "it"

前に描いた牛オカルトマニアちゃん加筆版

けつべろ

I knew something was up with that guy

you are the six to my seven

BIG ASS COCKROACH IN MY WORKPLACE BATHROOM MAMDANI I NEED YOU MAMDANI

me calling upon Mamdani after the slightest inconvenience (i don’t even live in New York)

There's a street fair outside my workplace so I'm like "okay let me grab lunch and support a small business" and this lady charged me $23 for chicken over rice with a whisper of sauce @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @mayor.nyc.gov please do something

we support the writer's barely disguised fetish in a climate where adults on social media are mortified at the idea of consuming something that made someone horny

i don’t knowwwwww I DON’T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

dr_pepper

insane fyp pull

ク♀のフロリダメイドビキニとフロリダ金ビキニ 五月中はまだGWだからセーフだよん

fuck you AI. you don't know SHIT !!!

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Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

full version on the other site

why are you looking at me like that jeremy, of course im going to enable notifications please just calm down jeremy

I'm delighted to announce the forensic recovery of the original single-stroke font data from Vib-Ribbon (1999) — exhumed from Playstation ROMs — and now part of my archive of procedural skeleton fonts for #p5js: github.com/golanlevin/p... #mediaArchaeology #typography #plotterArt #creativeCoding

This was yaoi back in 1989.

jacquing off to a porneaux