If you want to know what hate tastes like as a pizza topping, go to any pizza week location this week. I’m gonna stick to burgers this week.

You’re laughing? The billionaire getting 800M$ in local tax breaks is too cheap to make playoff t-shirts for the fans paying $170 for cheap seats, and you’re laughing? Because it’s FUNNY to you?

So far I’m way more excited for the feuds being set up for after Mania than I was for Wrestlemania itself. Just hoping Roman sticks around way more this time (low bar)

The Dodgers rookie backup catcher who plays twice a week has seven homers. The entire Giants and Red Sox rosters both have 13 homers total. 😬😬😬

I love that when Wrestlemania is happening the AEW nerds can’t stop talking about it. I don’t even know when the last AEW PPV was or what happened on it because I just don’t fucking care, man. Weirdos.

Mine eyes have seen chasing a league title, being in a Champions League final, and a relegation battle and let me tell you there is absolutely nothing quite as nerve wracking as the last one. Recency bias not withstanding

I used to more often but not as much as when I realized taking days off for other things that were more important mattered more

About a year ago I surprised myself with being able to still handle myself in a pit just fine even at my ~advanced age~ which I guess working out and having a lower center of gravity has helped a lot with.

GWAR wins the contest of having the most white shirts at a metal show by a fuckin mile

Fuck Arsenal

Marmite on hella buttered toast is pretty fire ngl

Anyone else picking up a bunch of new random followers this morning? Suspicious 🤨 🤔

Funny he needs to learn to be more like Iran

I don't care how terribly coded bluesky is, I'm not visiting Twitter again

So bummed I couldn’t make the Springsteen show tonight. Hopefully he comes around here at least one more time, when I have both the money and the time off to go.

At the tail end of yet another fantastic breakfast burrito from Mi Burrito on Lombard, still my favorite in Portland. Another reason they rule? The salsas absolutely slap. The verde actually has flavor and they have a variety like morita and árbol etc.

Bruce tickets are going down, bummed I didn’t try to take the day off.

What the US has BEEN doing to Cuba for decades is awful. The embargo has had no effect on the government but to serve as a scapegoat to starve and deprive Cubans of daily necessities and liberties for years!

MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

Death of Elizabeth I Spurs 0 Forest 3 🤝 End of the Tudor period

“Tottenham til I die” I whisper to myself as I drive my car off a cliff

Literally me lmao

Me choosing to support Tottenham because Gareth Bale scored some cool goals in 2012

I don’t care if you think he “sacrificed his principals” in the final, or that “he abandoned the league” He was a manager who got these players playing good football, with less resources than his successor, and we’d be nowhere near the mess we’re in if he was still at the helm.

$6 mimosas at Legends tomorrow, starting at 10am. #Rctid

Spurs play today.

Gunter, Rowswell and Olusesi are the only youth players that have been added to List B for tonight. That means we have 21 fit and available players of the 23 allowed. There is the possibility of us naming four goalkeepers in the matchday squad. I think that might be a club first if it happens.

Taking 40 years to fully mature, I can relate to T-Rex

Timbers played so bad today some dude with internet beef went all the way around the stadium to find his opp at the front of the TA to try to throw down near the end of the game. There were so many lame things that happened today but that was by far the worst.

Tottenham til they kill me #coys

Bluesky: this is an illegal and immoral war Instagram: this is an illegal and immoral war X, the everything app: this is not Jim Carey!

I didn’t just leave Twitter because of the nazi shit, it’s literally a way more unbearable ad choked site than this is, at least for now. The pornbots and autoplay videos are awful. Instagram is almost there with the feed but I mainly just watch stories now.

Dang, someone took my no pity tonight right off my nest. I really can’t stand the crowd of people that come down at the end of the match. lucky it wasn’t one of the other two scarves I had on the rail. #rctid

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #rctid

We are SO back

Officially on my union mandated paid weeklong vacation (which I was able to stretch with my weekends into 10 days off). Taking this much time off actually gives me anxiety so I had to make plans to feel like I wasn’t just rotting at home lol

Restaurants and bars are closing at a really insane pace lately here in Portland. Winter’s tough but damn.

THANK FUCKING GOD that nightmare is over

Thomas Frank is the worst manager hire I’ve seen in the entire time I’ve supported Tottenham, and that’s saying a lot.

I wish my bus could do that for the dozens of cars I see literally every time I’m on the transit mall downtown.

Sometimes I really enjoy this place as a real successor to the pre Elon twitter days but way too much if the time it just feels like a liberal TruthSocial. Hard to mute it all especially when people post screenshots with words you’ve muted.

When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

If I had more time I would spend time hashing this out: Women's sports figures speak up bravely on issues because they know that a portion of the population hates them. Men's teams think they can appeal to everyone so they're afraid to offend anyone. Women's teams inherently know this is false.

Now I really feel we are on the precipice of the future of this country changing irreparably. Scary times.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

I don’t know how this particular hell ended up foisted upon me by Bluesky but for some reason on my discover page I’m frequently finding some people posting just the absolute worst looking homemade pizzas and people applauding them and i keep wondering if it’s secretly ragebait just for me

Appears two officers have been shot over by Lloyd Center w/ shooter at large and massive LO perimeter. Whatever this is, or isn’t - it’s going to be a pretext for a show of force that will disproportionately be focused on our immigrant and minority communities. Extreme community care is critical.