To be fair, they weren’t saying that each of them were individually physically bigger than Jesus. They were saying that four Beatles in a trenchcoat were bigger than Jesus

My fave souvenir from #Glasgow's turn at City of Culture: one of a sheet of postcards that I think came with the Glasgow's Glasgow exhibition book. The Gallery of Modern Art pre-Niki de Saint Phalle and maybe even pre-cone?

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Me watching today as some Central Station lines are resuming but not the Cathcart Circle

STOP EVERYTHING ALEC GUINNESS IS AN ANAGRAM OF GENUINE CLASS

Eighty-five years ago, between the 13th and the 15th of March 1941, Clydeside was targetted by German bombers. While it's generally referred to as the Clydebank Blitz, locations were targetted along the length of the Clyde from Cambuslang to Greenock. Cont./ #glasgow #clydebankblitz

….in the sunshine and how lucky we are to still have what survives of it. Little did I know the blow the built heritage of the city would be dealt the next day. I hope one day we can look up on Union Street and see something renewed and hopeful emerge from under scaffolding. #glasgow #artist

What I think I will look like if I get a skinhead. VS What I will look like if I get a skinhead.

You Don’t Get To Be Racist And Irish by Imelda May You don’t get to be racist and Irish. You don’t get to be proud of your heritage, Plights and fights for freedom, While kneeling on the neck of another. You’re not entitled to sing songs

Five years ago today I had a couple of blokes with blades cut a chunky tumour outa my ladybits and rebuild the missing bit with another bit of me thereby saving my life. A complicated #InternationalWomensDay that was, I tell ya!

STOP SENDING POSH, RICH PEOPLE ON PAID HOLIDAYS

Colloquial phrase updated for modern usage

Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in. That’s Horatio of 3:1.

The LA Olympics are gonna be so fascist they'll have quidditch

She does say 'China' quite a lot tho

for anyone wondering why there’s so much unbridled joy on ScotPol Bluesky about the arrest of a Scottish Labour MP’s husband for spying for China, take your pick

Good to catch up wi my big bro! We may live on opposite sides of the Atlantic but we've both still got short legs (as evidenced by our turn-ups) and Timberlands

Living in #Glasgow one might have a favourite puddle. This is currently mine

First gig I've been to in years - the magnificent Chinchilla at @swg3glasgow.bsky.social last night. Some lassie!!

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

Very happy to hear that Scotgov Ministers have firmly rejected Flamingo Land. Appreciate that due process needs followed and all, and that the area could do with investment but that should be in buses and more accessible transport across the whole of Loch Lomond and the Trossachs.

Top quality odd-couple cellmate drama coming up, I see.

Dorothy Morrison - Spirit in the Sky [US, Soul/Funk] (1970) https://redd.it/auc4gk https://youtu.be/_1w-99jJRxM

Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

🚨 Cabinet Office investigating Labour Together and Josh Simons over campaign to smear journalists But...ministers overseeing inquiry have received £150,000+ from Labour think tank Experts and MPs demand 'full independent investigation' New on D4S: democracyforsale.substack.com/p/revealed-g... 🧵

Now that we’re all experts, I won’t be the first to spot the basic error they’re making.

No cheating: your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. Haha, Mae West! Sorted.

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Well *that* was fancy! My lovely missus turned 60 today so

Prisoner cell block HRH.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

Queens Park Station equinox; when the artificial light is equal to the remainder of daylight at 5pm

How the Cathcart #Labour Party boosted its membership back in the day 🙄

Zero fond memories of our former local free covid tests distribution centre. Nice paintings but.

What's left of a beautiful row of trees on Nithsdale Street that were a joy to me every year with spring blossoms

Anas Sarwar can't even do being right, right

Police are investigating the painting of the Strathbungo footbridge steps. Sadly, neither Police nor Network Rail are investigating the non-painting of the Queens Park Station steps 🚨🤷‍♂️

Yelling "it's ok to not be ok!" to the congratulations of minor politicians who'll go on to ensure you're offered assisted suicide to end your suffering

Last Sunday I was having a laugh about how my Auntie Moira's favourite character in Schitts Creek was Moira Rose. Less than a week later and they're both dead.

My only vivid memory of thon recently departed Scottish politician was one time when he was debating with Nicola. He became sweaty, agitated and made fists as he got more furious about what she was saying

I made this years ago, frame anaw. I cast an original I'd carved pulling together a load of different patterns. Some folk were like "aren't you going to paint it?" and I was like, "nah, I like the shadows doing the work"

Government to offer free training to all adults to help them learn to enjoy the smooth smooth taste of Benson and Hedges

never seen such desperation for the entire capitalist class to sell one technology

May I have the money it cost them instead, ta?

Lovely bit of serendipity at our current #Glasgow CoA exhibition as reorted in yesterday's Sunday Post! 🐦🌳🔔🐟

Yes, good morning Farrah Pawcett. And yes, there *is* yogurt being eaten

My bro just posted this from expat-tastic LA but I must say I prefer the 2nd pic of him and #Burns at my wedding where Andrew's inadvertently mimicking him

Another old Southside 🧵. This bit of verse in the Kirk Lane Burial Ground in Pollokshaws marks a nearly ordinary life. Betty Thomson died in 1871, aged 82 or 83. She and her husband had both worked in the local textile industry: he as a hand-loom weaver, she as a "needle flowerer" (embroiderer).