Matt Bernhard
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I do election stuff and security stuff, and sometimes election security stuff.
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Nick Judin
12 days ago
The family of Trey Reed is seeking an independent autopsy following the Delta State University studentās death on Monday, when his body was found hanging in a tree on campus.
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Trey Reedās Family Calls for an Independent Autopsy After Tree Hanging Death
Demartravion āTreyā Reedās family is seeking an independent autopsy after the Delta State University student was found hanging in a tree.
https://www.mississippifreepress.org/trey-reeds-family-calls-for-an-independent-autopsy-after-he-was-found-hanging-in-a-tree/
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Raymond Mumme
12 days ago
Happy Pythagorean Triple Square Day!!
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southpaw
18 days ago
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
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Sickos Committee
19 days ago
OREGON FOOTBALL IT IS TIME THIS WEEKEND. BRING THE INFLATABLE DUCK TO LAKE MICHIGAN
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sam henri gold
22 days ago
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? Itās not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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My dreams of this ending in a tie are still alive
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It will never not be funny to me that Ohio State uses the White Stripes as kickoff music. Yāknow, a band famously from Michigan.
29 days ago
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This game has me feeling like I'm watching Iowa play Iowa.
29 days ago
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His hat helpfully identifies how many teams didn't regret hiring him
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29 days ago
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CJ Fogler
29 days ago
Celebrating Lee Corso's final show with the full length "ah, f*** it"
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I, too, am a superb potato vessel.
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about 2 months ago
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That was an old Javy swing if ever there was one
about 2 months ago
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We have black swallowtail caterpillars eating our fennel and Iām not sad about it
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about 2 months ago
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BASā¢TĆRā¢DIZER
about 2 months ago
Twins ig page looks like their team plane crashed.
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The inflation calculator doesn't go back that far, but 25 cents a in 1913 would be over $8 today.
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2 months ago
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I don't normally hear music that makes me stop everything I'm doing to listen to it, but I just put on the second Mother's Finest album and holy shit
2 months ago
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Frƶken Grƶn
3 months ago
Dune and dunier
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Tom Reaganās Hat
3 months ago
DUNE, WHEREāS MY SANDWORM?
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I love to have a medicine that I depend on for basic quality of life (salmeterol) more than double in price with absolutely no warning
3 months ago
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Okay StewMac, you win. Iāll buy your stupid z-filesā¦
3 months ago
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Norm Charlatan
4 months ago
Lightning crashes, an old toilet dies.
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4 months ago
Bring on the roboumps!
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Michigan Clock ć½ļø
4 months ago
Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 2000 days.
#GoBlue
#Michigan
#BeatOhio
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There's a General Public song in an Applebee's commercial. Weird. They don't have glass on the tables, you can't watch yourself while you are eating.
4 months ago
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Brendel
5 months ago
This is the hardest Iāve ever been owned online
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Me: It's been a while since I looked at ZAP, I wonder if it's gotten better since Checkmarx took it over. ZAP: This application has stopped responding
5 months ago
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Eric Steele
5 months ago
I just want to thank that special someone who was always there for me when I needed her, and helped make me the man I am today. Happy Mothraās day to those who celebrate.
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Can we talk about how garbage FanDuel Sports is? I donāt mean the actual broadcast coverage, I mean whoever makes decisions about their advertising/on screen visuals.
5 months ago
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Jon Bois
5 months ago
every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
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Iām at an urgent care clinic, and they have Slush Puppie machine? If thatās not a metaphor for healthcare in the US I donāt know what is
5 months ago
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Sickos Committee
5 months ago
Which yellow/gold is which? Answers in an hour.
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I actually did have āAI-worshipping death cultā on my 2025 bingo card
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5 months ago
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Have been, highly recommend.
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5 months ago
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May is Warren Zevon appreciation month.
5 months ago
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Stereogum
5 months ago
'Separation Sunday', the classic God-and-drugs concept album from the Hold Steady, turns 20 this weekend; take a look back with us
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The Hold Steady's 'Separation Sunday' Turns 20
Tad Kubler tosses his guitar over his shoulder. Heās in the middle of a solo. The instrument spins around his body like a helicopter blade before coming right back to his hands. The solo keeps going; ...
https://www.stereogum.com/2305967/the-hold-steady-separation-sunday-turns-20/reviews/the-anniversary/
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I feel like Iāve learned more about baseball having Andy Dierks and Dan Petry explain mechanics to Jason Benetti than in every other baseball broadcast combined
5 months ago
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The
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have a pitcher whose last name is Guenther. My brain, every time they put him in:
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Günther - Ding Dong Song (2004) (Music Video)
YouTube video by Retro Music Television
https://youtu.be/uUYpIyWPKGk?si=H8cdCDFHfVWbFkSt
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daryl "none pizza with left behind'" b š³ļøāā§ļø
5 months ago
"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone
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Keerthika Uthayakumar
5 months ago
Pistons have won a playoff game for the first time since May 26, 2008. 6,174 days ago. Their NBA-record 15-game playoff losing streak is finally over.
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Okay I think this AI stuff has gone far enough
6 months ago
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I just want Kenta Maeda to be okay
6 months ago
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Buc-eeās no longer sells Diet Coke. If you need me, Iāll be grieving this tremendous loss.
6 months ago
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Okay who thought āTick Pickā was a good name for a ticketing app
6 months ago
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What are they gonna do, put you in football jail?
6 months ago
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Ryan Teague Beckwith
6 months ago
Smoot's solo work is formidable, but he was only able to get into the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame for his material with Hawley
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Tom Streeter
6 months ago
If you give trans people shit, you donāt have one problem: you have two. Iām your other one. And my social skills and survival instincts suck.
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Thank God itās baseball season.
6 months ago
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Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong Butā¦
YouTube video by Arctic Monkeys - Topic
https://youtu.be/53y82WWjea0?si=_NXbQKQD1cnVFifC
6 months ago
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This seems like a good time for this
6 months ago
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y'all we fought two whole wars about this
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