Matt Bernhard
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I do election stuff and security stuff, and sometimes election security stuff.
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Mike Rugnetta
7 days ago
Obsidian is the Reaper of Evernotes
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Well this seems ominous
13 days ago
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on that Charles Scheeler shit
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13 days ago
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In our household we call this barkeology
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17 days ago
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Holy cow what an ending to the gold medal match
21 days ago
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That turning into your parents commercial but itās putting weights back where theyāre supposed to go at the gym
26 days ago
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In Michigan, all SUVs are station wagons.
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27 days ago
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Sickos Committee
about 1 month ago
Owls intensify.
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about 2 months ago
I present: an dog and an other dog in snow
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We need to start teaching epistemic humility to PhD candidates.
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2 months ago
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Berna Devezer
2 months ago
Been thinking about the inherent lack of curiosity in current research practices recently. We've increasingly become a community that wants to assert and influence, not learn or explore. But we do love speaking in the name of truth!
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Sharon
2 months ago
neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)
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Not just an ADHD thing! Itās some combination of banner blindness and warning fatigue, a thing we have studied at great length and know not to do (but apparently choose to anyways š¬)
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2 months ago
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Feliz cumpleaƱos everyone
2 months ago
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Jason Kirk
2 months ago
Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished
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Jason Kirk
2 months ago
Points scored in 2025 playoff games: JMU 34 Ohio State 14 Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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Olga Nesterova
3 months ago
Top tier joke
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Prashanth Iyer
3 months ago
The Red Wings Are A Wagon
prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/the-red-wi...
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Pru
3 months ago
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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Matthew Green
4 months ago
Keys are hard.
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Cryptographers Held an Election. They Canāt Decrypt the Results.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/world/cryptography-group-lost-election-results.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Is the Pitt marching band exclusively playing Billy Joel songs?
4 months ago
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ThEy WoNāt CaNcEl HuB-tO-hUb i say bitterly on my Delta flight from Detroit to Raleigh to Atlanta.
4 months ago
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AJ Vicens
4 months ago
Begging more blogs and news sites to deploy functional RSS capabilities. I want to follow your stuff! Make it easier!
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5 months ago
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Pay toilets: when nature calls collect
5 months ago
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I was all excited that the
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were on TNT tonight, only to find that itās blacked out so I have to watch on FanDuel. Except FanDuel is having technical difficulties, so even though I pay for a subscription I canāt. How is any organization this bad, this consistently?
5 months ago
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*sad hooting sounds*
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5 months ago
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The SEC really has it out for Auburn huh
5 months ago
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Prashanth Iyer
5 months ago
Game was a microcosm of the 2nd half of the season. Skubal dominates, all the bats do nothing (except for Kerry), Tigers pen hangs on by a thread and escapes miscues, Tigers bats still do nothing even with runners in scoring position, and eventually the game is blown
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Chris Berube
5 months ago
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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At this rate the ALDS will be a seven game series for once
5 months ago
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Rob Manfred: Well well well look whoās complaining about extra inning games taking too long now that we donāt have a runner on second base
5 months ago
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FoxyMoneyBags
5 months ago
Itās the 859th inning. I no longer recognize myself. I am convinced that I am living in a simulation. T-Mobile park is crumbling. Javy Baez retired in the 802nd inning. AJ Hinch died of natural causes in the 827th. Werner Herzog is filming a documentary about my life. I beg him to kill me.
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FoxyMoneyBags
5 months ago
Itās the 437th inning of game 5 of the ALDS. I now have a big bushy beard. I have been fired from my job. My family has abandoned me. The Tigers have loaded the bases with no outs for 32 consecutive innings but have not scored a single run.
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Morgan K. Bell
5 months ago
Me: oh, it's one of those sports furries! husband: you mean a mascot?
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Grant Brisbee
5 months ago
The winner of this game will travel to Toronto to play Vladimir Guerrero III and the Blue Jays.
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Jon Bois
5 months ago
throw the ball, hit the ball, catch the ball. that's the name of the game right there
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Meg Rowley
5 months ago
I do not smoke and badly want a cigarette.
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This game has run so long that the first game of the next series starts tomorrow
5 months ago
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North Campus Turkey
5 months ago
AJ Hinch's inner chaos demon is going nuts at this point. We are 11 minutes from Jake Rogers warming up in the pen.
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alright I guess this AJ Hinch guy knows what heās doing
5 months ago
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How do you not pull Montero here
5 months ago
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I crave the sweet release of death
5 months ago
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Ryan Nanni
5 months ago
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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I am once again the proud owner of a nebulizer
5 months ago
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Hello prednisone, my old friend
5 months ago
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Brian Floyd
5 months ago
spent half the last inning laughing at the budweiser crown being over the pitchers head every pitch
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"feeding an image into AI" doesn't necessarily mean "training an AI model on that image"
5 months ago
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Kerry Bonds!
5 months ago
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