Matt Bernhard
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I do election stuff and security stuff, and sometimes election security stuff.
https://mbernhard.com
Aw yiss
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I struggled with yoga depression in college
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3 days ago
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Dan Brennan
3 days ago
They kept the dirt level cam on as they rolled the tarp over it, this rules
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This reminds me a lot of Dave Gauer's Forth write-up:
ratfactor.com/forth/the_pr...
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3 days ago
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Starfireâs Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
5 days ago
LT. SURGE: You challenge me? Iâll show you why they call me The Lightning American! RED: Whatâs an American? *2 HOURS LATER* RED: Even the babies? LT. SURGE: Smallpox doesnât discriminate. Now, you know how Pokemon are intelligent but we own them? RED: *sobs* LT. SURGE: Just take the badge.
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There could not be a more on-brand Casey Neistat video than not knowing what May Day is.
5 days ago
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Chris Vannini
6 days ago
DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL
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Kofie
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Christopher Crawford
7 days ago
I'm gonna swiiiiiiiing from
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Molly Knight
6 days ago
/to the tune of SINCE U BEEN GONE
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I spent 4,000 eels on candles somebody help me my family is starving
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14 days ago
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Still my favorite baseball stat
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14 days ago
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Jerad Walker
16 days ago
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
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Thatâs gotta be what, 12 laps of Delaware?
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18 days ago
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there's only one right answer and it's "Hey"
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about 1 month ago
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I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS IN GIF FORM FOR YEARS
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about 1 month ago
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Project Hail Mary finally provides an answer to the age old question, âare we human, or are we dancer?â
about 1 month ago
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Sara Likes Baseball
about 1 month ago
FINAL
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Alabama must construct additional Philons
about 1 month ago
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Phoenix, but make it Elliott Smith
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Fireball Kid - Guilt Drive (Official Video)
YouTube video by Born Losers Records
https://youtu.be/NZtTMGkcT_I?si=mKHAzgb4sGrvy5Bb
about 1 month ago
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Mike English
about 1 month ago
What a debut!
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Thank God it's baseball season.
about 1 month ago
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tyler
about 1 month ago
all cities are either atlanta or nashville NYC - Nashville LA - Atlanta Chicago - Atlanta Seattle - Nashville SF - Atlanta Charlotte - Nashville DC - Atlanta Miami - Atlanta Atlanta - interestingly, Nashville
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Luke Knox
about 1 month ago
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This is the same guy who made She Blinded Me With Science?!
youtu.be/ZcPDWx6ozN4
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Beauty of a Dream
YouTube video by Thomas Dolby - Topic
https://youtu.be/ZcPDWx6ozN4?si=BsTrfujm1CqZTiYN
about 2 months ago
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The fact that they havenât made a Friday the Thirteenth prequel called Thursday the Twelfth is a travesty
about 2 months ago
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I know it's just someone's name but for a basketball conference...I mean come on
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about 2 months ago
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Well this seems ominous
2 months ago
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on that Charles Scheeler shit
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2 months ago
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In our household we call this barkeology
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2 months ago
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Holy cow what an ending to the gold medal match
3 months ago
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That turning into your parents commercial but itâs putting weights back where theyâre supposed to go at the gym
3 months ago
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In Michigan, all SUVs are station wagons.
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3 months ago
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Sickos Committee
3 months ago
Owls intensify.
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Ed
3 months ago
I present: an dog and an other dog in snow
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We need to start teaching epistemic humility to PhD candidates.
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4 months ago
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Berna Devezer
4 months ago
Been thinking about the inherent lack of curiosity in current research practices recently. We've increasingly become a community that wants to assert and influence, not learn or explore. But we do love speaking in the name of truth!
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Not just an ADHD thing! Itâs some combination of banner blindness and warning fatigue, a thing we have studied at great length and know not to do (but apparently choose to anyways đŹ)
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4 months ago
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Feliz cumpleaños everyone
4 months ago
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Jason Kirk
4 months ago
Getting blown out by a team that didn't even make the ACC title game? Just really sad to see a spot wasted on a mid-major like Ohio State. Imagine what a winner like Iowa could've accomplished
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Jason Kirk
4 months ago
Points scored in 2025 playoff games: JMU 34 Ohio State 14 Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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Olga Nesterova
4 months ago
Top tier joke
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Prashanth Iyer
5 months ago
The Red Wings Are A Wagon
prashanthiyer.substack.com/p/the-red-wi...
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Pru
5 months ago
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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Matthew Green
6 months ago
Keys are hard.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
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Cryptographers Held an Election. They Canât Decrypt the Results.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/world/cryptography-group-lost-election-results.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Is the Pitt marching band exclusively playing Billy Joel songs?
6 months ago
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ThEy WoNât CaNcEl HuB-tO-hUb i say bitterly on my Delta flight from Detroit to Raleigh to Atlanta.
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