Matt Bernhard
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I do election stuff and security stuff, and sometimes election security stuff.
https://mbernhard.com
Vic heard that Mike Tyson quote and took fate into his own hands
26 days ago
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B-b-b-b-b-basketball
27 days ago
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I know it’s his name, but I will never not read headlines like these as if they came from the mouth of a snake-bitten preacher
27 days ago
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Baseball is stupid
27 days ago
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Sarah Langs
about 1 month ago
Jacob Misiorowski threw 40 pitches at 101.0+ mph today Only 3 other starters have that many in their CAREERS under pitch tracking (2008, including playoffs)
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“Portage” is an objectively funny name for a river.
about 1 month ago
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Talkin’ Baseball
about 1 month ago
J.T. Ginn is through eight no-hit innings! And the score is 0-0
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Rodger Sherman
about 1 month ago
LE CYBORG DU BASKET
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Basketball Caillou having a night
about 1 month ago
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he’s just so tall
about 1 month ago
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Clearly I need to listen to more Frank Black. The harmony in this is fun, and the guitar melody at the end is exquisite
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Freedom Rock by Frank Black on Apple Music
Song · 1994 · Duration 4:17
https://music.apple.com/us/album/freedom-rock/513245412?i=513245527
about 1 month ago
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Technical appreciator
about 1 month ago
Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"
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Aw yiss
about 2 months ago
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I struggled with yoga depression in college
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about 2 months ago
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Dan Brennan
about 2 months ago
They kept the dirt level cam on as they rolled the tarp over it, this rules
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This reminds me a lot of Dave Gauer's Forth write-up:
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about 2 months ago
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
about 2 months ago
LT. SURGE: You challenge me? I’ll show you why they call me The Lightning American! RED: What’s an American? *2 HOURS LATER* RED: Even the babies? LT. SURGE: Smallpox doesn’t discriminate. Now, you know how Pokemon are intelligent but we own them? RED: *sobs* LT. SURGE: Just take the badge.
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There could not be a more on-brand Casey Neistat video than not knowing what May Day is.
about 2 months ago
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Chris Vannini
about 2 months ago
DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL
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Kofie
about 2 months ago
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Christopher Crawford
about 2 months ago
I'm gonna swiiiiiiiing from
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Molly Knight
about 2 months ago
/to the tune of SINCE U BEEN GONE
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I spent 4,000 eels on candles somebody help me my family is starving
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2 months ago
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Still my favorite baseball stat
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2 months ago
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Jerad Walker
2 months ago
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
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That’s gotta be what, 12 laps of Delaware?
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2 months ago
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there's only one right answer and it's "Hey"
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3 months ago
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I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS IN GIF FORM FOR YEARS
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3 months ago
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Project Hail Mary finally provides an answer to the age old question, “are we human, or are we dancer?”
3 months ago
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Sara Hates Baseball
3 months ago
FINAL
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Alabama must construct additional Philons
3 months ago
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Phoenix, but make it Elliott Smith
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Fireball Kid - Guilt Drive (Official Video)
YouTube video by Born Losers Records
https://youtu.be/NZtTMGkcT_I?si=mKHAzgb4sGrvy5Bb
3 months ago
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Mike English
3 months ago
What a debut!
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Thank God it's baseball season.
3 months ago
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tyler
3 months ago
all cities are either atlanta or nashville NYC - Nashville LA - Atlanta Chicago - Atlanta Seattle - Nashville SF - Atlanta Charlotte - Nashville DC - Atlanta Miami - Atlanta Atlanta - interestingly, Nashville
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Luke Knox
3 months ago
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This is the same guy who made She Blinded Me With Science?!
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Beauty of a Dream
YouTube video by Thomas Dolby - Topic
https://youtu.be/ZcPDWx6ozN4?si=BsTrfujm1CqZTiYN
3 months ago
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The fact that they haven’t made a Friday the Thirteenth prequel called Thursday the Twelfth is a travesty
3 months ago
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I know it's just someone's name but for a basketball conference...I mean come on
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4 months ago
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Well this seems ominous
4 months ago
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on that Charles Scheeler shit
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4 months ago
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In our household we call this barkeology
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4 months ago
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Holy cow what an ending to the gold medal match
4 months ago
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That turning into your parents commercial but it’s putting weights back where they’re supposed to go at the gym
4 months ago
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In Michigan, all SUVs are station wagons.
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4 months ago
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Sickos Committee
5 months ago
Owls intensify.
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Ed
5 months ago
I present: an dog and an other dog in snow
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We need to start teaching epistemic humility to PhD candidates.
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6 months ago
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