Vic heard that Mike Tyson quote and took fate into his own hands

B-b-b-b-b-basketball

I know it’s his name, but I will never not read headlines like these as if they came from the mouth of a snake-bitten preacher

Baseball is stupid

Jacob Misiorowski threw 40 pitches at 101.0+ mph today Only 3 other starters have that many in their CAREERS under pitch tracking (2008, including playoffs)

“Portage” is an objectively funny name for a river.

J.T. Ginn is through eight no-hit innings! And the score is 0-0

LE CYBORG DU BASKET

Basketball Caillou having a night

he’s just so tall

Clearly I need to listen to more Frank Black. The harmony in this is fun, and the guitar melody at the end is exquisite music.apple.com/us/album/fre...

Discovering there's a tier below "As Seen on TV"

Aw yiss

I struggled with yoga depression in college

They kept the dirt level cam on as they rolled the tarp over it, this rules

This reminds me a lot of Dave Gauer's Forth write-up: ratfactor.com/forth/the_pr...

LT. SURGE: You challenge me? I’ll show you why they call me The Lightning American! RED: What’s an American? *2 HOURS LATER* RED: Even the babies? LT. SURGE: Smallpox doesn’t discriminate. Now, you know how Pokemon are intelligent but we own them? RED: *sobs* LT. SURGE: Just take the badge.

There could not be a more on-brand Casey Neistat video than not knowing what May Day is.

DEEEETROIT BASKETBALL

I'm gonna swiiiiiiiing from

/to the tune of SINCE U BEEN GONE

I spent 4,000 eels on candles somebody help me my family is starving

Still my favorite baseball stat

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

That’s gotta be what, 12 laps of Delaware?

there's only one right answer and it's "Hey"

I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS IN GIF FORM FOR YEARS

Project Hail Mary finally provides an answer to the age old question, “are we human, or are we dancer?”

FINAL

Alabama must construct additional Philons

Phoenix, but make it Elliott Smith youtu.be/NZtTMGkcT_I

What a debut!

Thank God it's baseball season.

all cities are either atlanta or nashville NYC - Nashville LA - Atlanta Chicago - Atlanta Seattle - Nashville SF - Atlanta Charlotte - Nashville DC - Atlanta Miami - Atlanta Atlanta - interestingly, Nashville

This is the same guy who made She Blinded Me With Science?! youtu.be/ZcPDWx6ozN4

The fact that they haven’t made a Friday the Thirteenth prequel called Thursday the Twelfth is a travesty

I know it's just someone's name but for a basketball conference...I mean come on

Well this seems ominous

on that Charles Scheeler shit

In our household we call this barkeology

Holy cow what an ending to the gold medal match

That turning into your parents commercial but it’s putting weights back where they’re supposed to go at the gym

In Michigan, all SUVs are station wagons.

Owls intensify.

I present: an dog and an other dog in snow

We need to start teaching epistemic humility to PhD candidates.