Excited for the NY Post to tell me why all of these children are terrorists.

"Wow! golly gee, it's so big. What a big strong arch for a big strong man." Loser newspaper for losers who want all of this.

Googling "what is the earliest a team can be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention?" for no particular reason.

I know I harp on this a lot, but it has been the biggest culture shock since moving from NYC to LA, even with a few years under my belt now.

Geese Psy-op this Geese Psy-op that, I lived through Krimewatch.

My deepest weakness is I will watch any Netflix slop documentary where Michael Imperioli says "omerta"

Like Mamdani, I too have skipped* the Met gala *Didn't get the day off but was asked to leave early and through the back door

I saw Project Hail Mary yesterday and while it was fine, it is spiritually a muppet movie.

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Extreme respect to Tanner Scott for warming up to Danzig - Mother

Never seen a ballpark embrace the wave like Dodger Stadium (derogatory)

The Mets may have lost but the guy next to me who was betting on the game (THAT HE WAS AT) on Kalshi the whole night also took a bath. So there's that.

Got to see the Mets flail around and lose in the most boring way possible IN PERSON tonight. Refreshing.

Baseball rocks.

I wore a Mets shirt to Whole Foods tonight and the cheese guy said "you can't just be coming in here like this"

I'm watching Suicidal Tendencies at Coachella and like, this band rocks but also I cannot think of a band less equipped for Coachella.

Drive-By Truckers "Lookout Mountain" when Patterson asks: Who will end up with my records? Who will end up with my tapes? Who will pay my credit card bills? Who's gonna pay for my mistakes?

Credit where due, this is really good.

Yeesh the Mets look terrible.

Watching Turnstile at Coachella and say whatever but it's insane this is a band I played with at Charm City Art Space.

We can send four people on a trip around the moon but we can’t send four Mets on a trip around the basepaths. This says something about society.

Less white supremacy, more space stuff.

This is a great piece. We're back to a golden age of Oi. Sheer Terror is filling giant rooms. Everyone under 30 has a Haywire t-shirt. It's all the same thing and it's all kind of good, but it deserves some introspection.

Just caught my neighbor pulling into the garage while BLASTING Collective Soul "Shine"

LA is great because I live 5 miles from my girlfriend but on an average weeknight it takes 35 minutes to get there.

A million things went on today that were *distracting* but congrats to @johngmarks.com on his new book. Maybe the only published historian I've talked about Reconstruction with in the backyard of a New Brunswick basement hardcore show.

PSA: We are a few months out from the 10 year anniversary of OJ: Made in America which is one of the best sports documentaries ever made. It's on Netflix until week.

The ceasefire goes to another school, you wouldn't know her.

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

The Mets are... not bad?

Defector is really great in general but for both personal and professional reasons my favorite niche post type that pops up every once in a while is "I saw something in a museum and felt a way about it".

I come to this from the perspective of someone who was in a touring hardcore band for several years. We need to talk about Rochester.

You'd be astonished how often "emo" and "ska" are answers in the NYT crossword.

Trader Joe's is a terrible grocery store

I am at a car dealership getting my car serviced and I don't know how the car sales guys do it.

"Tulum?" is unparalleled

I don't ever watch these things but I caught a part of that speech and like, this man is already dead. He has no idea where he is. If you hitched your wagon to this horse you should have to be in the tomb with him when he goes.

Every time I see the Mets pre or post game I am reminded that I dated a woman who lived a few doors down from Gary Apple.

Re: the '86 Mets celebration Gary just said "Lenny's coming!?" the same way ask someone planning a wedding to not sit you next to someone.

Duke loss means a dark day for about 20% of the people at the Brentwood Farmers Market.

The most Duke thing of all time. Everyone on this team will be working at a VC firm in 5 years.

Every 5 years or so everyone I know who has ever gone to a hardcore show goes to see Cock Sparrer in Brooklyn. It's so cool.

This rocks.

We are one single game into the GKR season and Flashdance has come up.

I weirdly like these purple Mets jerseys less as time goes on.

"The Boys are Back in Town" plays softly

This rocks.

This is the character select screen from the worst fighting game you can imagine.

Going to a show at a brand new venue in LA tonight and man what kind of crazy do you have to be to open a concert venue?

I dunno there's a whole book about how they razed several neighborhoods of people to build this stadium. This feels pretty on brand.