this hurts. this hurts real bad. some people just feel immortal to you, john garrett was one of those people to me

genuinely why do they keep letting him play

Marimar Martinez, shot by federal agents in Chicago, testifying in Washington today:

Rahman: "We call ourselves a civilized nation, but we lack rules and accountability around what a person claiming to be law enforcement is permitted to do to another human being." She ends with this: "I am not afraid. And I am not afraid to keep working on this problem, even after ICE is gone."

it's so good for me that I stopped emotionally investing into the canucks a couple years ago. genuinely would be devastated rn. instead I'm just awestruck

ur fucking telling me the best I can hope for from this trade is the sole Israeli in the NHL whose mom's tl is full of active genocide denial becoming a superstar for the country to propagandize around?? genuinely can't imagine a worse outcome from the Hughes trade

hot take - #1 should be a player number, not a goalie number. goalie jerseys are way wider and 1 makes way too much negative space. it looks terrible. this coming from the girl who grew up idolizing luongo and started playing goalie bc of him

not to be like presumptive and be that person who's like "you'd have to have played the game" but like. hockey gear is *wildly* impractical for sex.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

12 years ago today the world lost a legend

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the canucks aren't a rudderless ship. they've got a captain who hasn't drank water in like 5 days who keeps hallucinating land in the distance and turning off course to get to it

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The Goldeneyes' home opener was historic... ...but then they had to set the emotions aside and actually play the game. And Abby Boreen came to play. passittobulis.substack.com/p/the-golden...

"Women are tasked with nurturing children & society reinforces the idea that their lives should be dedicated to that job—whether by not participating in sports so they can birth them or by playing sports so they can inspire them. Everything they do has to be in service of the next generation."

it is a victory of Hitlerite thought that people are attempting to use Hitler’s own logic to explain the man himself, looking at his genes rather than from the socio-political factors that allowed him to rise

“We may have Lived Too Más.” I say with tears as my wife asks me what’s wrong

i'd be fined the max amt in the post-game interview if this counted on me. that is so fucking bullshit

City of Sickos

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

this is too fucking wholesome

goalie bag cat

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

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this report is insane and makes the decision to expand the C-IRG's mandate all the more wild

when u high tail it to avoid that hit to ur goals against average

I, uh, what?

went to my first wrestling show and it fucking slapped

the californian republic would have survived if their flag had an orca just saying

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL: You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

bro I'm so sick of getting pulled over for secondary inspection EVERY TIME at the US border

anyone in Seattle want to chill around for like an hour and a half ish while I wait for my bus connection? (from 5-7)

look at my news media dawg I'm cooked like,, U DUMB BITCHES ITS NOT BANKRUPT ITS A PUBLIC UTILITY THAT COSTS MONEY ITS ONLY BANKRUPT IF THE GOVT DECIDES THEY DONT WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON IT

our fucking clown ass government.

"yeah I faked votes but it didn't matter" lmaooo

putting on a diaper in his honor

Excuse me Walmart?

this may be the most goalie thing to say of all time, but I find goalies get a lot of admiration and awe for their position stopping pucks when I'd argue defensemen deserve so much more love and admiration. they have a fraction of the equipment and face tons of shots too.

someone doesn't have canucks-related trauma

"Meeting, exchanging ideas, sharing thoughts are part of the resistance struggle. If we do not resist and if we do not equip ourselves with the means to resist, we are, in a sense, dead. One might wonder if it is not too late, but in this fight, defeatism has no place."

They're both wearing all black. Hard to blame the driver in this situation. They should really consider wearing high-vis clothing in the future.

finally got the coverage for my hormones and life altering medication after like a year,, why am I such a stubborn mule, I could have applied for disability ages ago

been staring at this for the past ten minutes utterly gobsmacked

red stephen harper

fun fact – intellectually engaging w noah smith on twitter while he was still a liberal pundit was so excruciatingly bad that it helped radicalize me – I went from curious in our first interaction to u are a genuine fucking moron who is wrong about everything in our fourth

man it's so liberating to be so significantly tapped out of the NHL