“Anyway. Long story short, I have a friend in the yarn business. They call it ‘big yarn.’” - my husband to a stranger after three drinks.

If Tylenol caused autism, we’d all be autistic. Almost every pregnant woman in America has taken Tylenol because it’s what doctors recommend during pregnancy.

the eye of sauron's baleful gaze has settled on ... tylenol

The Kabbalistic Tree of Baking Whereby divine Volume emanates to the lower vessels & is differentiated into units

One of our friends said something that I can’t stop thinking about. He said we are speed-running ww3. He thinks we're staging ww3 so that we can replay the same arc, just over like 5 years, so they're doing some things in parallel.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry I have to…. It’s a-me! Mario!! I’m not proud. 😔

So what don’t know what’s up, but my MAGA neighbor who’s been low-key harassing me for months seems to be laying off. Basically this pickup truck k with a massive Trump flag has been gunning its engine super loud every time they pass my house. 1-3 times daily, including middle of the night.

Absolutely. People. Get your babies off the internet before it gets inside them and rots them.

Omg the eyeball monster is just a messy bitch that loves drama….

Very close to muting a certain name so I can read absolutely any other content…

So... I did some analysis of grants that did receive noncompetitive renewals. In particular, I looked a those award where the title of the grant changed. Warning: The results are just what I expected, but oooph... 1/4

So I have this big honking lymph node in my neck and it’s pressing down hard on a facial nerve. So the last 48 hours have been a hell of extreme pain. I finally just couldn’t take it anymore and went to the ER tonight.

Mhm.

I am exactly that person that wishes random people good luck, happy birthday, and tells them good job when they post any of these things. Why? *waves arm around* it’s a MESS out here. A mess. Joy shared is joy magnified. If someone wants to share their joy with me, I’m gonna appreciate it.

thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space

No parent should have to go through this. Our society has a sick addiction to guns and violence, and it’s stealing our very future from us. Our own children. There isn’t a word adequate for this horror. When will we do something?

@muellershewrote.com on your last ep of Unjustified you questioned why Pirro won’t prosecute carrying rifles in DC. I think it’s to “fix” a J6 mistake. They had arms ready to bring into DC if called up. Now they won’t need to, because ostensibly their militia goons will be armed next time he loses.

The image of the American flag burning is as much a symbol of America as the flag itself. The freedom to burn a symbol, to burn THE symbol, is the core of free speech.

A microscopic Tardigrade (water bear), walking across a glass slide. Extremely resilient, they can survive decades without food or water and can survive in direct exposure to space.

Just saw all your comments from last night’s post and someone shared a pic, Orlando showed up and used chalk to bring the rainbow crosswalk back! We love this so much!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

OMG YES

It’s always “we are a Christian nation” when it comes to justifying oppressing people. Never things like treating illness, offering radical trust, uplifting poor people. Just weird apocryphal shit about forcing people to have babies and whiteness. Which Jesus wouldn’t and wasn’t.

i just keep getting more intelligent and gorgeous. it will never end

"stick to menswear"

OH MY GOODNESS

Madison McKay Scientist

Zopf!

the next democratic nominee should run on chaotic left wing pastiche platform of blowing up mount rushmore, deporting everybody who has ever worked for ICE, free college for trans kids only, reparations for divorced housewives, free health care but not for white men, christians pay higher taxes etc

the US profoundly needs a children's rights movement. children are not property... they deserve opportunity and learning and autonomy and security.... and our country just does not acknowledge this

So now that the cult has handed Emil Bove a judgeship, do we think Trump will wait 3 months to nominate him to SCOTUS…? Or just a week?

Gonna drive around the mountains with my parents today searching for peaches. It's peach season motherfuckers. Peach season. You just gotta drive around until you see someone selling peaches on the side of the road then you hit them with a lead pipe and take all their stone fruit. I've said too much

I am at CERN, y’all.

CHAMCHI!

Saw someone ask ‘why wouldn't they just delete his name from the epstein files and release it?’ Because it’s not just him they’re protecting. His whole administration is about funneling money into his pockets while hurting people that pissed him off. He won’t be outing ppl that could pay him.

Counterpoint: I haven’t been called the c-word or told to end my life a single time here. That’s pretty awesome.

Fascinating! #Astronomy apnews.com/article/vera...

This is insane. So we bomb Iran and say we destroyed all their nuclear stuff. Iran says “we moved our shit weeks ago because we knew it was coming.” Iran sends rockets at an evacuated US base in Qatar. Qatar destroys missiles. Iran says they planned this with Qatar. So it’s all just pretend?

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

Just woke up, we bomb anybody else?

Last week I said goodbye to my boy, Sirius. He’d have been 19 next month, and I miss him so much. Forever isn’t long enough. But mostly I just wanted everyone to see my beautiful boy.

A crowd of about 100 showed up in my sleepy little burb for the No Kings rally. Id put the median age around 66-60. About a block away was a counter protest. Three white dudes in their early 30s in MAGA shirts with hats and a single flag. A bullhorn and a guy yelling “YAY TRUMP!” 😂

i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society

…. I wonder if her white lady weave is attached to her head or her hats……

DHS confirmed that ICE and CBP agents will be on site “for security” at the start of the FIFA Club World Cup at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. ICE also reminded non-U.S. citizens to carry proof of legal status while attending the event.

🥹

Space rocks started this shit, space rocks can end it

It's true.